Jokes: Akpors Goes To Court
Akpors and his wife were in court 4 divorce, the problem is who gets custody for the child!
The wife…. Jumps up n says, ur honour i brought the child into this world in pains and labour,he should be in my custody.
The judge turns to Akpors and asked
what he has to say?
Akpors: (calmly) “Your honour,if i put my ATM card into ATM machine and Cash comes out. Whose cash is it?
THE MACHINE OR MINE?