A1000LAFF.COM


Home | News Update | Joke | Health Tips | Relationship | Entertainment | Story Update | Music | Video | Tech | About Us

Want to Contact Us For Adverts or Promotion? Click Here



« | »

10 hilarious Brainbox Quotes that will drive you Crazy

Posted by on September 29, 2016.

Here are 10 hilarious Mugabe quotes that will make your day.

1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”

2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.

3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”

4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”

5. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”

6. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.

7. ”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public.”

8. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”

9. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”

10. ”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.

Post Views: 2,189

Categories: Blog Columnist

13 Responses

  1. hahaha… number 7 carry first…

    by nnajiofor on Sep 29, 2016 at 11:54 am

  2. really hilarious

    by Anonymous on Sep 29, 2016 at 12:21 pm

  3. For me #10 is my favourite,but lyk seriously these quotes are rib cracking(lol)

    by Cornel on Sep 29, 2016 at 12:28 pm

  4. so funny,especially no 8

    by Tobi on Sep 29, 2016 at 12:58 pm

  5. very funny indeed I like number 5 the most

    by Dave on Sep 29, 2016 at 2:52 pm

  6. So funny esp
    Number 2

    by omo on Sep 29, 2016 at 3:28 pm

  7. Ix good I love dem all

    by Rocket on Sep 29, 2016 at 4:09 pm

  8. This man Omo ita arugbo we need more

    by Timi samuel on Sep 29, 2016 at 4:26 pm

  9. cant just stop laughing

    by dr. dre on Sep 29, 2016 at 4:46 pm

  10. Lol,una no well… so na females be loud speakers ahbi?

    by Pwty mhe on Sep 29, 2016 at 10:24 pm

  11. No 7 Is Hilarious

    by no 7 is hilarious on Sep 29, 2016 at 10:31 pm

  12. one of the best i’av heard

    by unah on Oct 4, 2016 at 9:08 am

  13. So funny esp
    Number 2

    by kcee on Oct 12, 2016 at 3:24 pm

Comment below

« | »