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11 Struggles Every Muslim Goes Through Every Jum’ah (Friday)

Posted by on September 23, 2016.

1. It’s another Friday so you get ready to turn up at the mosque.

As per slay day.

2. But first, you have to pray so that NEPA can bring light so you can iron your baffs.

God abeg.

3. How you turn up at the mosque with your squad.

We’re back again!

4. How your mother looks looks at you when the Imam is preaching against disrespectful children.

You see yourself!

5. How people splash water in the ablution room.

6. How you run when the Imam has started the prayer.

I mustn’t miss the prayer o!

7. When you’re late and you have to pray on the floor.

All your slay will be rubbing the ground.

8. How your forehead looks when you finish praying.

Ashy and dusty.

9. When you get to the mosque and realise there’s no praying space for females.

What rubbish?

10. When one ‘Salam alaykum sister’ person wants to start setting P after Juma’ah.

If you don’t gerrarahere!

11. How people look at you when you get to the mosque at the end of Jummah

“See this one.”

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6 Responses

  1. I love it.It was so funny especially 11 struggles Muslims go through every Ju’mah(friday)

    by Anonymous on Sep 23, 2016 at 7:47 pm

  2. Lolzzz

    by Isoji on Sep 23, 2016 at 9:15 pm

  3. It’s gets more stressful when you get to the mosque with out ablution while the prayer has started and you can’t find water for ablution

    by Ayo on Sep 23, 2016 at 10:24 pm

  4. lol😂😂😂😂

    by favour on Sep 24, 2016 at 1:22 pm

  5. Lolx

    by Oga nass on Sep 24, 2016 at 7:49 pm

  6. lolz!

    by Name on Sep 25, 2016 at 3:16 pm

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