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“20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You”

Posted by on September 27, 2016.


1. Tell her she’s ‘BEAUTIFUL’ Not hot or Sexy.
Most guys tend to make this mistake, you compliment her by saying she is hot and sexy , wtf? You should only do that with call girls(ashewos),hoes etc.

2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.
You should always hold hands with your babe most times, girls at times feel so insecure , i have experience this a lot of times. I and my girl friend took a walk down the street, some guys started whistling trying to get her attention. I held her hand.. You just have to see how she clung on. Hold hands everytime.

3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
Don’t over do this one ooo..but it works ,Drop a voice message on her whatsapp or facebook messenger.sing her favourite song. And say you love her.do this ones in a month

4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.
Girls like to be superior even when they know we are , you can initialize a pillow fight or wrestling with her and let her win[fun huh]?

5. Hug her from behind.
You own her, grab her from behind. In the kitchen, while she is doing laundry.etc

6. Don’t hang out with your ex when she’s not around. It kills her inside.
This one right here breaks relationship like die. Bruh, dont try it !

7. If you talk to another girl,
walkover to her after you’re done
and kiss her.

Gives her the assurance you aint gonna double date or ditch her.

8. Write her notes or call her just to say I love you.
It’s necessary.

9. Introduce her to your friends, as your girlfriend/wife.
Bruh if you do this, her head will swell like garri. I assure you. It also gives her the assurance that she is here to stay.

10. Play with her hair.
her hair is just like her skin, play with her hair, when she lies down on your laps.

11. Pick her up, even when she says no.
You have a car or not Pick her up from work, or school. 

12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact from someone else.
Real men will scold their spouse anytime anyday. But dont do this publicly and always, if you do, she will think you are jealous

13. Make her laugh,just because you love to see her smile.
Crack jokes. Try to have a good sense of humor.

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15. If she’s mad at you, kiss her,don’t fight back.
I know of girls that can nag like hell, dont get angry if she is mad at you, move close and kiss her when she is still nagging to keep her shut/calm.

16. If you care about her, tell her,or else she won’t come back.

17. Every girl should receive three
presents from her guy:

a teddy bear(she’ll hug it when she goes to sleep),jewelry (she’ll treasure it forever), and one of your shirts (she’ll wear it to bed).

18. Treat her the same with your
friends as when you are alone.

19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best smile.
She finds this hot, trust me

20. Hang out with her on the weekends,because she’s important
to you.

Weekends only! Dont over do it, i have my reasons.

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30 Responses

  1. nice

    by joy on Sep 27, 2016 at 5:16 pm

  2. sounds so romantic,i wish i could show ds 2 my boyfriend bt he’d think m being unreasonable

    by Pwty mhe on Sep 27, 2016 at 5:29 pm

  3. There is no time for all these besides it’s not applicable in Nigeria

    by A1 on Sep 27, 2016 at 7:30 pm

  4. 9ce one thank u and god bless

    by USMAN on Sep 27, 2016 at 8:03 pm

  5. Pwty mhe you are absolutely right.. .

    by Yusuf Bala on Sep 27, 2016 at 9:09 pm

  6. Nyc

    by santolo on Sep 27, 2016 at 9:27 pm

  7. so nice and romantic

    by Abigail on Sep 27, 2016 at 9:44 pm

  8. how i wish i cud show dis to my fiance also, buh if i do he myt tink oda wys.

    by Tolanhi on Sep 27, 2016 at 9:49 pm

  9. I rili luv ds, irs work

    by king Arthur on Sep 27, 2016 at 11:29 pm

  10. We The Singles…Give Us Quotes That Can Make Us Have A Crush

    by ViCiK on Sep 27, 2016 at 11:37 pm

  11. Oo Vicik u dy here??.. anyways no niger guy cn b as romantic as dis,. js hope ma first bf wil b nyce #sad_lonely_selfcrush#

    by Isyomah on Sep 28, 2016 at 1:36 am

  12. U re right, it works. I do use some of it before u add sm to my knowledge. Thnks alot.

    by respect on Sep 28, 2016 at 6:57 am

  13. nice one

    by benny on Sep 28, 2016 at 7:24 am

  14. Nice one

    by Emmy lee on Sep 28, 2016 at 9:06 am

  15. sweet

    by flex on Sep 28, 2016 at 9:36 am

  16. A nc 1thanks

    by Tachin on Sep 28, 2016 at 3:21 pm

  17. 9ic one

    by Yusuf on Sep 28, 2016 at 6:42 pm

  18. COOL AND ROMATIC IT NICE ORENTATION

    by Anonymous on Sep 28, 2016 at 7:28 pm

  19. nice one

    by Lisa on Sep 28, 2016 at 9:56 pm

  20. True talk @ A1. All this local nigerian boys and girls.

    by Lush on Sep 29, 2016 at 12:42 am

  21. i tink i hav used some of those tips and its works especially dat no10 trust me after using dat no10 she love me more, i blush wen i saw her conversations with her frnd dat imagine he even introduce me 2 her mum n sibling as wife her told sebi i told u d guy truly love u, relationship not all about money and influence

    by gotzy on Sep 29, 2016 at 9:35 am

  22. Dats kul

    by Anonymous on Sep 29, 2016 at 10:25 am

  23. naija gals Neva knw anytinz about dis

    by lavino on Sep 29, 2016 at 1:41 pm

  24. looking forward to practice dem….it sounds romantic

    by nnajiofor on Sep 30, 2016 at 2:05 pm

  25. nce 1 i am already meltin!

    by Anonymous on Oct 2, 2016 at 1:33 pm

  26. My guy would love this

    by Anonymous on Oct 2, 2016 at 3:03 pm

  27. nice post

    by mhizta nice on Nov 7, 2016 at 9:07 pm

  28. Lolz

    by Punzey on Jan 7, 2017 at 11:50 am

  29. There’s always a post on how to treat your girlfriend, but what about boys? Are they not also special? Let’s be realistic, you can’t expect all these from your guy without equally treating him right too.

    by Punzey on Jan 7, 2017 at 11:53 am

  30. 9ICE

    by XENNY on May 27, 2017 at 11:33 am

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