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A Day In The Life Of A Lazy Girl – Episode 4

Posted by on September 24, 2016.


Written By Bibijay
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Dantata

I don’t know if what I did was the best. I sat down on a low fence calculating my chances. I could hear my heart beat. Maybe it wasn’t the regular thumping sound, just the squeeze like you’ve lost something. I have lost something. It is something I consider priceless as most of my life work is in it. Yes, my laptop. 
How did it get lost? I have been racking my brain for the answer. The last succor is this fence I am currently seating on. The sound of loud music blaring from the speakers in the beer palour did not move me neither did the numerous girls plying their trade entice me. Maybe one had. Tall, fair, obviously bleached, had a massive cleavage. Yes, I love cleavages but there are well packaged ones that when freed from the momentary prison called brassiere, would force tears down your eyes. Women are deceitful and men, just blind. I had stared at that particular commercial sex worker longingly but the thought of my laptop pushed my lagging legs into jet motion. 
One must not live by bread alone, in this context, breasts. You allow those things control you and you will end up a tad poorer. If you are among the unlucky lot, you will have urine laced with latex condoms as an evening bath. Better stay away from them and by them I mean sex workers referred to as ashawo in some quarters. 
My name is Dantata and I like to rant. I am not much of a talker but if you should open my mind, be sure to cover your ears with wax. I am a jigolo by coercion. Yes, I know I have judged the girls but then, they are the masters of the game. They have the freedom to come out in the night and display their huge packages, flaunt what their mama gave them but us guys, a long story. 
You try to flaunt yourself and you will incur the wrath of the mob. Many a guy had been mistaken for gays and had been set ablaze. When your clients decides that you have to meet them dressed in seductive clothing then putting on tight fitting leather trousers that brings out the contours of your buttocks comes into play. One had to survive. In my case, I was surviving for my family or helping my family to survive. 
I had not always been like this, meeting clients, rich women, taken to posh hotels and returning with fat envelopes and a painful waist. Yes, I did not have to think if by the age of fifty I would start using diapers when I meet clients that decides that my shithole would be their tool of amusement. They poke me with different set of objects and even use horse whip on me. All through I have to pretend that I enjoy it. 
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There are days you don’t forget in your life. These days are marked by incidents that altered the course of your life forever. I was in my room, room that I had managed to push my dirty clothes that littered everywhere to a corner and covered it with a not too clean bed sheet. My dad had gone on one of his numerous journeys and had promised to get me a PlayStation One if I manage to keep my room clean. 

He said he was going to return in exactly a week’s time. Today makes it the seventh day. I had woken up and had quickly piled my clothes in a corner then went ahead to dig through it again to get a clean boxers. The one I was putting on smelt like a rat had died in it. Anytime I dip my hand, scratch my balls and return same hand to my nose, the smell seem to knock me out.
The “fresh” boxers smelt less bad but it smelt damp. I had no time to spread it out on the line to dry. After covering my clothes, I swept my room for the first time in many days then proceeded to play “Chicken Invasion” on my desktop computer. 
“Dantata.”
It was the voice of my elder sister Suraiyya which she had Americanized to Suresh. I turned to look at her, my finger on the left click button as I wasted the damn alien chickens making drumsticks from their body with the bullet fire from my jet. 
“Ina kwana?”
I greeted her. She was chewing bubble gum and did not bother to respond. Instead she twisted her nose upward and said in a nonchalant voice. 
“Daddy is dead. The plane he was travelling in crashed.”
She did not wait for my reaction before spinning around and leaving my room keeping my door ajar. A thousand and one reaction came to my head but none surpassed the numb feeling that ran from my head straight down to my legs. 
“Alhaji ya rasu…”
I muttered over and over again. 

Kelvin
“Tomorrow is parents meeting in Kelly’s school. I have no idea what to wear” Tosin said getting up to refill his glass at my mini bar. 

“You are the latest dad in Town, I am sure you will figure it out” I said laughing at his predicament. 
“You still haven’t told me who gave you that black eye” 
I cursed and gulped down my drink. My left eye was blackened with purplish circles under it, which made me resort to using dark shades when stepping out. 
“How is Kelly?’’ I asked, changing the topic. If there was anything my friend liked it was talking about his five year old daughter. 

“Dude did you just change the topic? This is serious! What is her name?”
I feigned ignorance and tried my best to give him a blank stare, Tosin obviously didn’t buy into the” I ran into a wall” bull story I dished to him earlier. Who would believe such lame story?
“Kelvin I have known you since childhood, you are not the type to run into a wall. It is more like you ran into a jealous boyfriend’s fist” he taunted amidst roaring laughter.
I cursed and gave myself away. “Don’t you have something better to do?”
“Oh please! It has been long I had a good laugh. What is her name?”
“I don’t know!” I muttered. The silly girl had being more concerned about her table than the guy who saved her life. My only soothing thought was the fact that I bloodied the nose of her so called boyfriend.
“A night stand no doubt, but how did her boyfriend get involved? Was he the bouncer at the club where you picked her up?” he teased.
“I only saw her na.kedness and I got this” I pointed to my eyes. “I wonder what will happen if I actually stick in my stuff”
Tosin’s laughter resounded in the room. It was good to hear my friend laughing once again. The last five years has been terrible for him, a dark secret tore his family apart and sowed the seed of hatred between him and his father. His elder brother whom he looked up to betrayed him and he found himself out on the street with only the clothes he had on his back. He was resilient and that resiliency has paid off but he was never the same again, the only bright spot in his life now was his five year old daughter, Kelly.
“So you didn’t even stick it in! I have to go pick up Kelly at school”
I reached for my Iphone ringing beside me on the sofa.
“Kelvin You have to go see your fiancé now! She needs you now, more than ever” My mother said. “ Your father and I will meet you at their place”
“Calm down mom, what happened?”
“Victoria has gone missing; the family is frantically searching for her and your fiancé need you by her side now” 
I don’t know why my family keeps pushing Linda on my neck. She was classy and sexy but there was a certain dark aura about her which I don’t like. She was nothing like her petite and kind hearted sister.
“Mom have they notified the authorities?”
“Kelvin please quit asking questions. You should already be on your way now; it will speak well of you if you are there to comfort Linda”

“I will Mom”
“Thank you son” she said and disconnected the call.
Tosin sat down on the sofa, a frown marring his handsome face. “What happened?”
“Linda’s sister, Victoria has gone missing”
“My God!” He pushed up his phone from his jean pocket; he pressed some numbers into it and raised it to his ear. “Hello Mother. Please can you pick Kelly from school? …….. alright.”
I laughed in disbelief. I couldn’t believe the obsessive dad just called his mother to pick up his child. 

“Why are you not picking your daughter yourself?”
“Didn’t you just say Linda’s petite and sexy sister has gone missing? We are going to help look for her of course!” he stood up, urgency oozed from every pores on his body.
“Wait dude, you met the babe only once last year and you are willing to play cop because……..” I trailed off intentionally hoping he would complete the sentence. 
“Kelvin let’s go. Have they notified the police? How long has she been missing?”

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To be continued

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20 Responses

  1. O.M.G dz i luv, jst try nd update d story early

    by relan on Sep 24, 2016 at 5:58 pm

  2. jst hope z jst 24 hours nd linda does not extend it.nice story after all

    by habidemi on Sep 24, 2016 at 7:03 pm

  3. I Hope U Update This Story A little Bit Faster Its Intresting Tho Keep It Up

    by Ayo on Sep 24, 2016 at 7:22 pm

  4. Interesting

    by Vicky on Sep 24, 2016 at 7:53 pm

  5. pls post the next episode fast

    by Tobi on Sep 24, 2016 at 8:02 pm

  6. jst hope its uploaded on time

    by pinky on Sep 24, 2016 at 8:08 pm

  7. intresting

    by akeem on Sep 24, 2016 at 8:19 pm

  8. following…

    by nnajiofor on Sep 24, 2016 at 8:21 pm

  9. magnificent

    by anomalous on Sep 24, 2016 at 10:00 pm

  10. Pls, go on

    by mhiz rhopheehart on Sep 25, 2016 at 10:01 am

  11. Pls make the next season

    by Joy on Sep 25, 2016 at 11:55 am

  12. next pls.

    by Sylvie on Sep 25, 2016 at 1:48 pm

  13. Fingers crossed.

    by Rectiny on Sep 25, 2016 at 3:08 pm

  14. This story is interesting o.I wan write my own.

    by Phil on Sep 25, 2016 at 4:53 pm

  15. Really interesting what can we call dis? Love rectangle or love square dat is ongoing between Richie,Kelvin,Linda nd Tomi?

    by LIZZY on Sep 25, 2016 at 5:36 pm

  16. WELL It’s Interesting,But To Be Candid I Haven’t Really Understand It But As Time Goes On,I Will Be A Part Of It

    by ViCiK on Sep 25, 2016 at 5:49 pm

  17. Nice story love it

    by Power on Sep 26, 2016 at 1:04 am

  18. na this one i like. more plzzzz. just like i luv romantic videos , i luv stories lyk that too

    by ruby on Sep 26, 2016 at 5:02 pm

  19. interesting

    by d law on Sep 26, 2016 at 10:36 pm

  20. Confusing

    by Anonymous on Sep 28, 2016 at 5:11 pm

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