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A Day In The Life Of A Lazy Girl – Episode 6

Posted by on September 26, 2016.


Written By Bibijay
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” I love you Maggie. I have always loved you right from the first day i set my eyes on you”
” I love you too mother” i replied naively.
” Come girl” she pressed her lips softly on mine.
I jerked back in repulse. 

” Mother?”
” Get on your knees” She commanded taking the tone of the vixen once again.
I stood up in fright. ” I want to go now”
” No you won’t! get down on your knees!” She jerked me by my hair and i resisted, trying desperately to pry off her firm grip on my hair.That seemed to annoy her as she landed a hot slap on my face which sent me sprawling across the room.
” Stu.pid ungrateful child!” She panted.” After all i have done for you! ”
I whimpered as tears blinded my eyes. She placed her hand on me gently, with the touch of the woman i knew as Mother.
” Please help me Maggie….. Please…..i have waited so long for this day. I just want to have a little fun with you and i will even reward you.” 
” What do you want me to do?”
” A little fun is all i ask for…….” She licked and kissed my earlobe, her hand stole into my threadbare night dress and i scooted away from her touch. 
” Mother please……i don’t want this……this fun ” i begged.
” Will you at least allow me to suck on your little b.reasts?”
She wasn’t sane. I could see the madness blazing in her eyes. Some unseen forces had taken over the body of my mother. I made for the door but she suspected that move and blocked my path.
” If you step out of this room Maggie, i will look for another young special girl to replace you and i will make you rue the day you were born” 
” Mother please i beg you…….. Please let me go” I cried.

A shrill piercing sound resonated in the room and i was jolted back to the present. The voice sounded like that of our gateman. The others got to their feet too and we all ran outside. The cause of the rauckus got my knees weak , i felt my knees giving up on me and Joseph reached for me before i could kiss the ground.

Victoria stood outside the gate, her cloth were dirty and there were smudges of dirt on her tear stained face. She lurched herself into my arms sobbing. 
” I told you all nothing happened to her” Suresh hissed.
Her father took her into his arms. The others hovered over her uncertain of what to do but we were all obviously happy she was safe.
” Where were you?” Linda screamed at her.
” Please don’t trouble her” The young man that came with Kelvin said. 
Tosin. His name was Tosin, there was a scandal in his family five years ago. 
We led Vicky into the house. I was happy my baby was back home in my arms. Thank the good lord for that.
” You owe us some explanation you slut!” Linda spat out.
” How could you say that about your sister?” Kelvin asked.” I am not surprised tho”
I took Vicky upstairs and helped her into the bath. She was visibly shaken and in shock. Joseph knocked softly on the door and i left her in the bath to see him.
” Maggie how is she?”
” She is shaken but she will be fine”
” I was so worried and scared we will never find her”.
I touched his cheek gently.” Joe Nwosu, she is home now and she is safe. Have you called the doctor? ”
“Doctor? Mba. I will go give him a call now”
I leaned over and kissed him softly on the lips.
” She will be fine.”
” Maggie when do we tell her? ”
” Obviously not now. We will eventually tell them but it might change things for us”
” I want us all to be happy as one big family.”
” I know my love. Please go give the doctor a call and keep Linda from our backs”
He sighed.” Why is she so heartless and bitter? She used to be a sweet little angel but she turned sour immediately her mother died. ”
” Our paths has been laid down for us before we were even born. Linda is just……..Linda. We can only continue to love her and pray for her….umn?”
He sighed again. ” Let me go give that doctor a call now 

I returned into the room. Victoria was already on the bed, she looked so small and frightened. The look on her face broke my heart into a million pieces.
Tomi

I don’t know how I manage to withstand Linda for almost 12 hours. She had even asked me to step out as the meeting was about to kick off. I had a feeling she was up to no good but as usual I shrugged it off. That evening I decided to go see my parents, after freshening up I took a bus to Ojota where my father built his house, my childhood home. I remembered my childhood days as I alighted at Olusosun Bus-stop, those days mom buys China made nylon gown from China Town and Aba made shoes for me, which was my Christmas day outfit. The sole of one of the shoes is usually higher than the second pair of it; the annoying part is both soles will remove after i have trekked from Ojota to Sweet sensation at Allen to buy meat pie and ice cream.

One Christmas day i took a short cut through Olusosun, where the boy I was crushing on lived. He was cute and had a brown skin, it was like he escaped from the grips of albino but he came out with the scars. Anyway I liked him, brown skin, red hair and all. I was all decked out in my red and purple readymade gown and I was rocking my Aba made shoes. My jerry curls was also on point, that very morning I had covered my head with the toilet sponge after smearing globs of gel on my fried hair. The relaxer I used on my hair made it look like the hair of a chick which fell into water. I had to use the toilet sponge because I didn’t know where the one I used I for bathing was. So I took a little mirror and picked my hair out of the tiny holes in the sponge with a needle. I was doing it all for Nathan. 

I saw Nathan and his group of smelling boxers friends at the far end of the street, they had bangers in their hands which they lit and threw at young girls passing by. They were having a good laugh out of it. I heard them arguing as I got closer to them.

“I get six sounds, na five sound you give me!” one big headed akpu eating boy said.

“Your father Yansh! What of the seven sounds I give you?”

My crush was dressed in a faded baggy jean with that two phase fifty cent singlet. The net singlet with two colors. Red and Navy blue. Nathan had worn the red phase all through November and he switched to wearing the Navy blue phase in December. He was busy dancing to Yahooze while his friends argued about the missing seven sounds knock out.
I brought out my two shades red and pink rubber eye glasses mom had bought for me, I wore it to compliment my dressing. My palm was sweaty, I was so nervous and the boys had gone quiet. They were giggling while covering their mouth with both hands. Nathan was laughing too. I looked behind me; there was no one behind me, were they laughing at me?
“Ayamataga Your shoe don remove” one of the boys called out.
Lo and behold! Both soles of my shoes were behind me on the ground. I almost died in shame; I picked up both soles and ran down through the valley which leads to my house. My mother was making Moi Moi in the kitchen when I entered the house.
“Tomi! See how dirty you are! Did you roll around on the ground?”

It was then that I noticed the ice cream stains on the gown but it was late for me to care. I flung the useless shoes into the dustbin.

“Don’t buy me these shoes anymore! Why do you keep buying shoes that I wear only once?”

“The sole of these one too removed? Nawa oo……awon Omo Nna are just ripping us off ni o”

“How do you expect them to last when they are just 400 hundred naira?”

“Who told you they are 400 hundred naira? I bought those shoes for N450 naira o! Oya go and remove it from the dustbin, I will gum it for you and you will use it to do New Year”

I walked into my room and banged the door shut. I fumed in my room until I was called for dinner and a crazy thing happened right after dinner. 

“I am going to my room Tomi, please go and cover the pot of Moi Moi well, if not rat will eat it.” Mom said before heading to her room.

After watching the re-run of Lorenzo’s wife and sunset set beach I decided to call it a night, thank the good lord I remembered mummy’s words so I went into the kitchen.

I saw a big rat with scalded back trying to get into the moi moi pot, I stood back and watched it get into the pot before I hurriedly got a cover and covered the pot. I was still angry at what happened earlier so I felt I should pour out my anger on the rat. I got another big pot and placed it on the pot cover. The rat was struggling to escape so I got yet another pot which I placed on it .I stood back and watched the pot with satisfaction. Serves him right! The heat from the pot should kill him by morning and I went off to bed. 

My mom’s shrieks woke me up the next morning. I jumped happily out of bed thinking the rat was dead if not why was mommy shouting? I also screamed in shock when I saw what the foolish rat had done! It ate all the Moi Moi and escaped. Ha! I don’t know what I was thinking! Who would believe anyone would still be that silly at fourteen?!
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To be continued

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16 Responses

  1. Tomi is a dirty nd silly girl

    by Tobi on Sep 26, 2016 at 9:16 pm

  2. dumsy

    by mololuwa on Sep 26, 2016 at 9:49 pm

  3. Guy I say I wan write my own.You no see my last comment?Abeg tell me how I go take go about am.
    Your story sweet sha but I still wan write my own.

    by Phil on Sep 26, 2016 at 10:21 pm

  4. real foolish girl

    by jenny on Sep 26, 2016 at 10:22 pm

  5. #Phil please contact us on WhatsApp 08161261514.

    by Kehnny Lawal on Sep 26, 2016 at 10:29 pm

  6. no dull moment with tomi alittle stupid though

    by Anonymous on Sep 27, 2016 at 12:18 am

  7. fun fun

    by eno on Sep 27, 2016 at 5:05 am

  8. Kul

    by Anonymous on Sep 27, 2016 at 10:54 am

  9. way part 7

    by Anonymous on Sep 27, 2016 at 12:00 pm

  10. Episode 7, please?

    by Dameisele on Sep 27, 2016 at 8:11 pm

  11. Interesting! Ure gud. Next please

    by gblingz on Sep 27, 2016 at 10:41 pm

  12. good

    by pedro on Sep 28, 2016 at 7:03 am

  13. when re u going to post d next episode,it’s taking so long @Kehnny Lawal

    by Tobi on Sep 28, 2016 at 3:34 pm

  14. Wat happnin nw dis d 28th nd u neva post episode 7.

    by Gblingz on Sep 28, 2016 at 10:48 pm

  15. em really desperate…..
    7,8 n 9

    by zadeeq on Sep 29, 2016 at 8:35 am

  16. Foolish Qurl

    by Barry on Oct 2, 2016 at 9:15 am

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