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Posted by on November 20, 2016. 7:06 pm

Akpors And Father At Graduation Ceremony


Akpors’ father accompanied him to his school end-of-year awards party.

As they sat watching amidst loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the podium for their awards.

The following conversation ensued:

Announcer: Best student in sciences, the winner is Inem.

Father: (Applauds and eyes Akpors scornfully) See correct children!

Announcer: Best student in commercial studies; the winner is Ajoke.

Father: (Hisses and eyes Akpors) See correct children.

Announcer: Best student in Arts and the winner is Helen.

Father: (fuming with anger) See correct children!!.

And so, all the awards were presented without any going to Akpors.

At the end of the event, they left and went to the car park but as his dad got ready to start the car, the engine refused to respond.

He opened the bonnet and touched a few things but his efforts did not yield any response so they resorted to pushing it. Just as they got to the exit of the school, the rickety car sparked up.

Exhausted and profusely sweating, Akpors rested on the gate just as his mates were driving off with their parents in

Hummer, Jeep, Sequia, Infinity, Escalade, Bentley, Lincoln Navigator, Range Rover and other exotic cars.

All of a sudden, Akpors burst into laughter.

His puzzled father asked,’what’s so funny?’

Amidst teary eyes, Akpors responded, ‘SEE CORRECT FATHERS!’.

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28 Responses

  1. 1st 2 comment

    by opeyemi on Nov 20, 2016 at 7:12 pm

  2. haha correct mimi

    by Mimi on Nov 20, 2016 at 7:39 pm

  3. ahahahahahah…lolzzzzz

    by Dameisele on Nov 20, 2016 at 7:43 pm

  4. funy

    by filex on Nov 20, 2016 at 7:47 pm

  5. Lol

    by Bad guy on Nov 20, 2016 at 7:49 pm

  6. Hhhmn very funny

    by Mololuwa on Nov 20, 2016 at 8:00 pm

  7. Sometimes i wonder where some people use in thinking, I quess ur brain is under ur feet or ur forgot it in ur mother’s stomach during the time of your birth @Kyng
    U have no strength of determining wat is appropriate 4 a particular occasion, grow up and learn how to bridle your tongue

    by Danny on Nov 20, 2016 at 8:09 pm

  8. Dis guy called kyng z a very offensive guy

    by kingzukic on Nov 20, 2016 at 8:10 pm

  9. Danny gud guy

    by kingzukic on Nov 20, 2016 at 8:11 pm

  10. funny

    by Tony baby on Nov 20, 2016 at 8:12 pm

  11. it’s a free wolrd and kyng feels he/she can write or say anything

    by henry on Nov 20, 2016 at 8:27 pm

  12. lolzz…..

    by Aderok on Nov 20, 2016 at 8:43 pm

  13. kyng dn turn celeb 4 here already… lol

    by Mania on Nov 20, 2016 at 8:49 pm

  14. Akpos xo funi

    by RadicalBoy on Nov 20, 2016 at 8:53 pm

  15. Akpos $ his father are correct people

    by Sweet on Nov 20, 2016 at 9:01 pm

  16. FUNNY AKPOS

    by QUEENBOY on Nov 20, 2016 at 9:27 pm

  17. It’s funny akpos keep it up its nice

    by Brucelon on Nov 20, 2016 at 9:58 pm

  18. hahaaaa.keep it up

    by marine on Nov 21, 2016 at 5:56 am

  19. lolzzzzz, correct fathers no b small. lwkmd

    by Chamberli on Nov 21, 2016 at 6:56 am

  20. Akpors Akpors

    by Etette on Nov 21, 2016 at 8:23 am

  21. @mania U Are Very Correct

    by Disobey on Nov 21, 2016 at 8:43 am

  22. @mania U Are Very Correct And Henry He Has D Right To Write Wat He Likes But It Does Not Show He Is Mature Besides He Should Apologize To The Admin

    by Disobey on Nov 21, 2016 at 8:50 am

  23. Make una leave kyng alone, he na joker

    by JohnnyWhite on Nov 21, 2016 at 8:57 am

  24. correct pikin apkos

    by SINCLAIR on Nov 21, 2016 at 9:11 am

  25. yes it is well

    by luhurkey on Nov 21, 2016 at 10:43 am

  26. See currect blog-a 1000laff
    Hahaha

    by Ethan on Nov 21, 2016 at 6:35 pm

  27. Hahahahaha

    by Chibyke on Nov 22, 2016 at 12:03 pm

  28. Lol

    by presley on Nov 22, 2016 at 8:35 pm

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