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Akpos Joke: At the Border

Posted by on September 30, 2016.

Akpos goes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He had over his shoulders two large bags.

The Customs Officer stopped him and asked, “What is inside the bags?” “Garri”, Akpos replied.

The Customs Officer said, “Let me see. Come down from the bicycle.” The Customs Officer took the bags and ripped them apart.

He emptied them out and found nothing in them but garri.

He detained Akpos overnight and had the garri analysed, only to discover that there was nothing but pure garri inside the bags.

The Customs Officer released him, puts the garri into new bags, lifted them onto Akpos’ shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happened.

The Customs Officer asked, “What do you have there today?” Akpos replied, “Garri.”

The Customs officer does his thorough examination and discovered that the bags contain nothing but garri.

He gave the garri back to Akpos, and Akpos crossed the border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events was repeated every day for four years.

At last, Akpos did not show up again. One day, the Custom Officer met him in a drinking joint in Cotonou.

“Hey, my friend,” said the Customs Officer, “I know you are smuggling something. It is driving me crazy. It’s all I think about, I can’t sleep.

Just between you and I, what are you smuggling?” Akpos sipped his Hi-Malt and replied, “Bicycles!”

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18 Responses

  1. Smart guy

    by Isoji on Sep 30, 2016 at 8:48 am

  2. How Come Bicycles?

    by ViCiK on Sep 30, 2016 at 2:22 pm

  3. Bad guy

    by tolani on Sep 30, 2016 at 3:10 pm

  4. hahaha lol, Akpos don rich o

    by Anonymous on Sep 30, 2016 at 3:11 pm

  5. Yeee. Very funny😂😁😀👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👐

    by giuv fume on Sep 30, 2016 at 3:57 pm

  6. lol, sharp guy

    by Nora on Sep 30, 2016 at 4:56 pm

  7. So e put d stuff for d bicycle. badt guy

    by Sammy on Sep 30, 2016 at 5:29 pm

  8. gud 1 dere

    by gud 1 dere on Sep 30, 2016 at 7:26 pm

  9. no na bicycle he sell

    by LOL on Oct 1, 2016 at 1:26 am

  10. Lol !!!

    by Veronica on Oct 1, 2016 at 8:59 am

  11. Charmo u b Bad Baddo Baddest

    by Orlando Brine on Oct 1, 2016 at 3:24 pm

  12. that good

    by prosper on Oct 1, 2016 at 4:20 pm

  13. bad guy

    by sodo on Oct 2, 2016 at 9:48 pm

  14. Lol
    very smart

    by Goody on Oct 2, 2016 at 11:38 pm

  15. GOBE

    by Anonymous on Oct 4, 2016 at 9:45 pm

  16. badooo akpos.

    by Romanus on Oct 5, 2016 at 5:49 am

  17. lol

    by Anonymous on Oct 25, 2016 at 9:59 am

  18. Akpos get sens wel wel

    by Sweet on Nov 6, 2016 at 2:37 pm

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