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Posted by on October 24, 2016. 4:20 pm

Akpos Joke: Initiation Ceremony

Akpos mistakenly sent two million naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile Money. He realized that before the person would withdraw the money, he had to think of what to do to get his money back.

He immediately sent this text to the number: “Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope you are okay, I believe you’ve received the money I sent you for the initiation ceremony into Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanism (EMOGS) in the Ogboni Fraternity scheduled to happen at midnight tomorrow.

That money is only for transport, I will send you more for pocket money and there are riches awaiting you. “Two weeks after the initiation, your closest family member will die mysteriously and this death will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night and change into all kinds of animals to deliver your various assignments.

Remember to carry a syringe and needle meant to draw your blood every 20 minutes. Please don’t be late because the Viceroy of Satan himself will be present to officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance. But just in case you are not ready to join, please send back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24 hours.” Three minutes later, he got a message that says: “I will take my chances.”

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23 Responses

  1. He don jego

    by Dammy on Oct 24, 2016 at 4:38 pm

  2. Ha

    by tomato nayara on Oct 24, 2016 at 5:28 pm

  3. Lolz

    by Turbo on Oct 24, 2016 at 5:51 pm

  4. lwkmd really funny tho

    by city boy ace on Oct 24, 2016 at 7:24 pm

  5. I LOVE DAT

    by CHUKREX on Oct 24, 2016 at 7:42 pm

  6. HAHAHA

    by MAGNIFICO on Oct 24, 2016 at 8:10 pm

  7. Akpos is finished

    by Dameisele on Oct 24, 2016 at 8:42 pm

  8. wally

    by owo ti lo on Oct 24, 2016 at 9:03 pm

  9. hahaha akpo is stupid

    by kamo pako on Oct 24, 2016 at 9:09 pm

  10. hahaha akpos is stupid

    by kamo pako on Oct 24, 2016 at 9:09 pm

  11. Akpos is nt stupid but very wise, in the sense that he made a mistake and quickly thought of a way out, dou it didn’t work out but is a wise man. Some people will make that mistake and would nt have an ideal of retreaving that money instead ended up hurting themselves and crying

    by Osas on Oct 25, 2016 at 1:36 am

  12. Akpos don enter Yawa

    by Alex on Oct 25, 2016 at 7:56 am

  13. Hahahaha…. No deal

    by Johnnywell on Oct 25, 2016 at 8:24 am

  14. dat is all 4 him

    by Anonymous on Oct 25, 2016 at 9:24 pm

  15. lwkmd

    by chinny on Oct 26, 2016 at 8:06 am

  16. Much sabi don drag mistak enter lose.

    by Ambaz on Oct 26, 2016 at 9:21 am

  17. Akpos na wise man oo… But he no get the money back

    by Glory Adeniyi on Oct 26, 2016 at 12:02 pm

  18. d guy get sense

    by herbius on Oct 26, 2016 at 3:39 pm

  19. i have seen this b4 but the respond he got was: please send another 2 million my friend is also intersted.

    by lily on Oct 26, 2016 at 9:04 pm

  20. He should have simply pleaded with the person

    by Macnuel on Oct 26, 2016 at 10:15 pm

  21. Smart guy

    by Aka on Oct 29, 2016 at 8:05 pm

  22. BADEST

    by TOM on Nov 21, 2016 at 4:24 pm

  23. I really luv it

    by Matthew benin on Jan 6, 2017 at 2:35 pm

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