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Akpos Jokes: Funny Conversation Between Father In Law & Akpos

Posted by on September 27, 2016.


Father-In-Law: Young man, you coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect!

Akpos: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.

Father-In-Law: You mean u drink & smoke and you are here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?

Akpos: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club.

Father-In-Law: U club too?Akpos: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison.

Father-In-Law:– U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!

Akpos: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!,

Father-In-Law:– What!!! U’re a killer???

Akpos: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me marry his daughter so I ran over him with a car.

Father-In-Law: Oh son, that won’t  happen here. You are highly welcome. U are on the right track. U are absolutely the right man for my daughter.

The man no wan die…hahaha
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50 Responses

  1. funny

    by Femi on Sep 27, 2016 at 3:35 pm

  2. who knw lyk his/her lyf

    by Anonymous on Sep 27, 2016 at 5:21 pm

  3. Really funny
    E no wan die

    by Anonymous on Sep 27, 2016 at 5:25 pm

  4. Very Interesting And Funny

    by Very Interesting And Funny on Sep 27, 2016 at 5:51 pm

  5. Akpos d sharp guy

    by Favour on Sep 27, 2016 at 7:11 pm

  6. I cant stop laffing.great 1

    by Anonymous on Sep 27, 2016 at 7:52 pm

  7. Smart guy

    by daives on Sep 27, 2016 at 7:52 pm

  8. So funny hahahaha:D

    by Ezekiel on Sep 27, 2016 at 8:11 pm

  9. funny man/smart man~

    by Ethan on Sep 27, 2016 at 8:18 pm

  10. HE LYK HIM LYF OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    by CHUKRE,X on Sep 27, 2016 at 9:41 pm

  11. HAAHAAHAHA FUNNY

    by OYIZA on Sep 27, 2016 at 10:00 pm

  12. Alaye no wan die

    by kola on Sep 27, 2016 at 10:17 pm

  13. Very funny

    by Godspower on Sep 27, 2016 at 10:18 pm

  14. Baba knw wan die

    by Sodo on Sep 27, 2016 at 10:26 pm

  15. Lolz, sharpest guy

    by king Arthur on Sep 27, 2016 at 11:40 pm

  16. Wait any body won die

    by Anonymous on Sep 28, 2016 at 6:33 am

  17. o my God. very funny

    by ruby on Sep 28, 2016 at 9:21 am

  18. The man don’t want to die.very funny

    by Yety mama on Sep 28, 2016 at 9:45 am

  19. Lol how can I share dis.

    by Anonymous on Sep 28, 2016 at 1:24 pm

  20. a funny in law just bcos he wanted to marry his daugher

    by Darozad on Sep 28, 2016 at 1:40 pm

  21. Can’t stop laughing HA HA HA HA

    by Johnuzad on Sep 28, 2016 at 2:53 pm

  22. LOL

    by Benz Man on Sep 28, 2016 at 8:59 pm

  23. Na Mck Cartoons At http://www.Mcktoons.com

    by jake on Sep 28, 2016 at 10:55 pm

  24. Garri No De Sweet U?

    by Miss.Davis on Sep 29, 2016 at 8:59 am

  25. So funny

    by musah on Sep 29, 2016 at 10:56 am

  26. I do not understand this at all ,a father should…… Nevamind some dads are frecks

    by Olie on Sep 29, 2016 at 11:06 am

  27. Lolls

    by Osas on Sep 29, 2016 at 11:56 am

  28. How many smile make a laugh

    by Success on Sep 29, 2016 at 3:19 pm

  29. I smiled 10 times and is already a laugh @success

    by nnajiofor on Sep 30, 2016 at 1:20 pm

  30. cant stop laughin

    by dhorlapor on Sep 30, 2016 at 9:12 pm

  31. akpos na bad guy shey u no see as him take solve that mathematics father-in-law

    by Khushi on Oct 1, 2016 at 11:53 am

  32. Smart guy

    by Orlando Brine on Oct 1, 2016 at 3:41 pm

  33. Vry funny

    by Anonymous on Oct 1, 2016 at 8:53 pm

  34. O boy na wah o

    by Speedstar on Oct 2, 2016 at 4:19 pm

  35. lol. I’m sure d go put cow wit 10 t of yam. Abi na wu won die

    by Anonymous on Oct 3, 2016 at 12:09 am

  36. really funny

    by Anonymous on Oct 6, 2016 at 7:53 am

  37. Nobody wan die bf na he must be highy welcome indeed

    by Eniola on Oct 9, 2016 at 12:59 pm

  38. Akpos is a killerooooon…heiii mmadu akkpo

    by Anonymous on Oct 19, 2016 at 5:52 pm

  39. Funny

    by Anonymous on Nov 6, 2016 at 3:12 pm

  40. top o joke get out kehnny lawal

    by starboy on Jan 6, 2017 at 11:22 pm

  41. Na Wa Stayboy

    by Anonymous on Jan 13, 2017 at 5:57 pm

  42. Mad Akpos

    by Fortune on Jan 13, 2017 at 6:26 pm

  43. WHO WAN DIE

    by BADRUDEEN IBRAHIM on Jan 18, 2017 at 6:32 am

  44. he no wan die

    by Anonymous on Jan 18, 2017 at 3:08 pm

  45. Nice

    by Mr Nice on Jan 21, 2017 at 7:20 am

  46. Lolz

    by Anonymous on Jan 21, 2017 at 1:24 pm

  47. So funny

    by Baba yola on Feb 3, 2017 at 7:41 pm

  48. Dat Baba Lov Imsef

    by SEUN on Feb 11, 2017 at 12:56 pm

  49. funny dad

    by jovita on Feb 23, 2017 at 8:40 pm

  50. He no wam die ooo, he wam live long life ooo

    by Anonymous on Mar 6, 2017 at 5:30 pm

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