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Akpos Jokes: Zombies

A pilot announced, “Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggages must be thrown out.”

A little later, the pilot says, “We’re still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin.”

The plane continues it’s descent despite more things being thrown out. The pilot announced again, “Still going down, we must throw out some people”

There’s a big gasp from the passengers! Then the pilot said, “But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. So A, any Africans on board?”

No one moves.

“B, any Blacks on board?”

No one moves.

“C, any Coloureds on board?”

Still no one moves.

“D, any Darkies?”

Akpos, a little black Nigerian boy, asks his dad, “Dad, what are we?”

His Dad replied, “Tonight son, we are Zombies”


  1. funny akpos

  2. Lolzzzz

  3. Zombies it is

  4. Hahahaha

  5. no one want to die

  6. Hahahahaha funny

  7. hahaha…better zombies

  8. nice,be the last person

  9. hahahahahaaaaa

  10. Lik father lik son

  11. bad man

  12. Zombie indeed

  13. Martin Luther King Jnr

    This isa stupid,racist joke.Why couldn’t the pilot start from Americans or Asians or Causcasians or even Arabs-No offense but nobody likes the Arabs.Everyone thinks of terroism when they hear “Arab”.
    But are black people so undesirable to be around with that if they want to select people to die,they’ll cal the rooster alphabetically with words that specifically describe black people so they’ll be killed first?
    Please don’t join other people to be stereotypical about yourselves (‘cos I know y’all are black-I mean “THIS IS NIGERIA BABY”).
    BRAINBOX,next time please don’t pist such a joke,it’s disgusting.Thank you.

  14. Martin Luther abeg check yourself wella o cos with that your comment, something must be wrong with your thinking faculty o, no be joke? ahbi na only you be African for here? ahbi Nelson Mandela na yotr papa? mtcheeeew! some people sha be like trash!

  15. who wan die

  16. If I were there, I would choose ZZ. Wisest akpos

  17. Haha na who go loose im life


  19. Hahaha na true wo

  20. Hu wanna die?akpors sha

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