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Posted by on October 25, 2016. 8:42 am

Akpos Jokes: Zombies

A pilot announced, “Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggages must be thrown out.”

A little later, the pilot says, “We’re still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin.”

The plane continues it’s descent despite more things being thrown out. The pilot announced again, “Still going down, we must throw out some people”

There’s a big gasp from the passengers! Then the pilot said, “But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. So A, any Africans on board?”

No one moves.

“B, any Blacks on board?”

No one moves.

“C, any Coloureds on board?”

Still no one moves.

“D, any Darkies?”

Akpos, a little black Nigerian boy, asks his dad, “Dad, what are we?”

His Dad replied, “Tonight son, we are Zombies”

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34 Responses

  1. HAIA

    by AGEL on Oct 25, 2016 at 8:49 am

  2. Lolz.

    by Susgidy on Oct 25, 2016 at 8:54 am

  3. funny akpos

    by tony baby on Oct 25, 2016 at 8:58 am

  4. Lolzzzz

    by Dameisele on Oct 25, 2016 at 9:17 am

  5. Zombies it is

    by Jay on Oct 25, 2016 at 9:39 am

  6. Hahahaha

    by Olatunji on Oct 25, 2016 at 9:53 am

  7. no one want to die

    by Greg on Oct 25, 2016 at 10:42 am

  8. Hahaha

    by odin on Oct 25, 2016 at 11:07 am

  9. Hahahahaha funny

    by Francis Sam on Oct 25, 2016 at 11:19 am

  10. funny

    by lamidi on Oct 25, 2016 at 11:46 am

  11. hahaha…better zombies

    by umar on Oct 25, 2016 at 1:28 pm

  12. BAD GUY

    by CHUKREX on Oct 25, 2016 at 4:44 pm

  13. nice,be the last person

    by st@r on Oct 25, 2016 at 7:51 pm

  14. hahahahahaaaaa

    by dave on Oct 25, 2016 at 8:10 pm

  15. Lik father lik son

    by PETER CHIA on Oct 25, 2016 at 9:08 pm

  16. bad man

    by Anonymous on Oct 25, 2016 at 9:11 pm

  17. Zombie indeed

    by Alakowe on Oct 25, 2016 at 10:46 pm

  18. This isa stupid,racist joke.Why couldn’t the pilot start from Americans or Asians or Causcasians or even Arabs-No offense but nobody likes the Arabs.Everyone thinks of terroism when they hear “Arab”.
    But are black people so undesirable to be around with that if they want to select people to die,they’ll cal the rooster alphabetically with words that specifically describe black people so they’ll be killed first?
    Please don’t join other people to be stereotypical about yourselves (‘cos I know y’all are black-I mean “THIS IS NIGERIA BABY”).
    BRAINBOX,next time please don’t pist such a joke,it’s disgusting.Thank you.

    by Martin Luther King Jnr on Oct 27, 2016 at 1:05 am

  19. O my God

    by yemi on Oct 27, 2016 at 5:17 pm

  20. Funny

    by yemi on Oct 27, 2016 at 5:17 pm

  21. Too funny

    by Ay on Oct 28, 2016 at 7:13 pm

  22. Martin Luther abeg check yourself wella o cos with that your comment, something must be wrong with your thinking faculty o, no be joke? ahbi na only you be African for here? ahbi Nelson Mandela na yotr papa? mtcheeeew! some people sha be like trash!

    by Shade on Oct 29, 2016 at 10:21 am

  23. Poor zombies

    by Aka on Oct 29, 2016 at 7:58 pm

  24. So funny

    by starboi on Oct 30, 2016 at 7:05 pm

  25. HAHAHAHA

    by MRPROF on Nov 10, 2016 at 8:20 am

  26. who wan die

    by kimberly on Jan 10, 2017 at 10:57 am

  27. If I were there, I would choose ZZ. Wisest akpos

    by Abigail on Jan 14, 2017 at 4:47 pm

  28. Haha na who go loose im life

    by farukskido on Jan 22, 2017 at 5:17 pm

  29. CORRECT U NO WAN DIE YET

    by ANGEL on Jan 26, 2017 at 1:45 pm

  30. Hahaha na true wo

    by Moh'd on Feb 3, 2017 at 8:34 pm

  31. Lol

    by Anonymous on Feb 7, 2017 at 2:14 pm

  32. Hu wanna die?akpors sha

    by sunshine on Feb 7, 2017 at 5:00 pm

  33. U too much abeg ooooo

    by Anonymous on Mar 6, 2017 at 5:40 pm

  34. lwkmd.i feel like losing my voice

    by josei on Mar 25, 2017 at 6:23 pm

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