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Akpos No Be Maga

AKPOS: I’m coming to see you honey.

GIRL: Alright baby.

AKPOS: I love you, I can’t wait to see you…I’m getting ready to leave now.

GIRL: Okay but honey, I’m on my period, just letting you know incase.

AKPOS: My car just broke down, I can’t come and see you.

GIRL: Get your friend to bring you, like he always does.

AKPOS: He got shot by armed robbers so I can’t come, I’m sorry.

GIRL: Oh never mind, I’m not on my period.

AKPOS: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he’s okay, he’s fine and he will take me now. I’m coming sweetheart.

GIRL: sh*t! I’m really on my period, just did not notice.

AKPOS: Damn! He has been shot again. I can’t come


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Posted by BRAINBOX On February 16, 2017

Categories: Akpos Jokes

22 Responses

  1. Lol very funny

    by Joy on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:35 pm Reply

  2. Funny joke continue thumbs up.

    by Brucelon on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:45 pm Reply

  3. Rotfl

    by Bunmi on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:52 pm Reply

  4. Awesome

    by Abdulaz on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:55 pm Reply

  5. Him Never Won Turn Fada

    by JeReMaNe BrOoKs on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:02 pm Reply

  6. bahd guy

    by abdussamad on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:08 pm Reply

  7. Akpos oo,u wunt kil me

    by RadicalBoy on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:24 pm Reply

  8. very funny

    by oyemos on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:16 pm Reply

  9. Smart Guy

    by Remilekun on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:20 pm Reply

  10. Nice one, good one I love that.

    by Sweet on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:24 pm Reply

  11. Akpos wont kill with laff

    by Nikky on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:36 pm Reply

  12. LOL

    by CARTER on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:38 pm Reply

  13. Hummmmmm

    by Shulammite on Feb 16, 2017 at 11:07 pm Reply

  14. Akpos is so funny

    by Horsfall on Feb 17, 2017 at 5:18 am Reply

  15. Lwtmb

    by Amazheen on Feb 17, 2017 at 10:23 am Reply

  16. Funny

    by Miraboy on Feb 17, 2017 at 10:33 am Reply

  17. Funny ooo

    by Mark on Feb 18, 2017 at 10:51 pm Reply

  18. Really how many time they go shot one person

    by Rally on Feb 19, 2017 at 7:06 pm Reply

  19. Akpos is too funny

    by Joshua on Feb 23, 2017 at 10:31 pm Reply

  20. hahshaha,akpos commot eye for bob wire

    by stephanie on Feb 24, 2017 at 5:34 pm Reply

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