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Posted by on February 16, 2017. 6:03 pm

Akpos No Be Maga

AKPOS: I’m coming to see you honey.

GIRL: Alright baby.

AKPOS: I love you, I can’t wait to see you…I’m getting ready to leave now.

GIRL: Okay but honey, I’m on my period, just letting you know incase.

AKPOS: My car just broke down, I can’t come and see you.

GIRL: Get your friend to bring you, like he always does.

AKPOS: He got shot by armed robbers so I can’t come, I’m sorry.

GIRL: Oh never mind, I’m not on my period.

AKPOS: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he’s okay, he’s fine and he will take me now. I’m coming sweetheart.

GIRL: sh*t! I’m really on my period, just did not notice.

AKPOS: Damn! He has been shot again. I can’t come

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22 Responses

  1. Lol very funny

    by Joy on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:35 pm

  2. Funny joke continue thumbs up.

    by Brucelon on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:45 pm

  3. Rotfl

    by Bunmi on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:52 pm

  4. Awesome

    by Abdulaz on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:55 pm

  5. Him Never Won Turn Fada

    by JeReMaNe BrOoKs on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:02 pm

  6. Lol

    by EMIR on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:03 pm

  7. bahd guy

    by abdussamad on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:08 pm

  8. Akpos oo,u wunt kil me

    by RadicalBoy on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:24 pm

  9. very funny

    by oyemos on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:16 pm

  10. Smart Guy

    by Remilekun on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:20 pm

  11. Nice one, good one I love that.

    by Sweet on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:24 pm

  12. Akpos wont kill with laff

    by Nikky on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:36 pm

  13. LOL

    by CARTER on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:38 pm

  14. Hummmmmm

    by Shulammite on Feb 16, 2017 at 11:07 pm

  15. Akpos is so funny

    by Horsfall on Feb 17, 2017 at 5:18 am

  16. lolz

    by Ele on Feb 17, 2017 at 9:41 am

  17. Lwtmb

    by Amazheen on Feb 17, 2017 at 10:23 am

  18. Funny

    by Miraboy on Feb 17, 2017 at 10:33 am

  19. Funny ooo

    by Mark on Feb 18, 2017 at 10:51 pm

  20. Really how many time they go shot one person

    by Rally on Feb 19, 2017 at 7:06 pm

  21. Akpos is too funny

    by Joshua on Feb 23, 2017 at 10:31 pm

  22. hahshaha,akpos commot eye for bob wire

    by stephanie on Feb 24, 2017 at 5:34 pm

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