Akpos No Be Maga

AKPOS: I’m coming to see you honey.

GIRL: Alright baby.

AKPOS: I love you, I can’t wait to see you…I’m getting ready to leave now.

GIRL: Okay but honey, I’m on my period, just letting you know incase.

AKPOS: My car just broke down, I can’t come and see you.

GIRL: Get your friend to bring you, like he always does.

AKPOS: He got shot by armed robbers so I can’t come, I’m sorry.

GIRL: Oh never mind, I’m not on my period.

AKPOS: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he’s okay, he’s fine and he will take me now. I’m coming sweetheart.

GIRL: sh*t! I’m really on my period, just did not notice.

AKPOS: Damn! He has been shot again. I can’t come

i Never fake MYself just to look perfect bcause perfection is never real and reality is never perfect

22 Comments

  1. Joy

    February 16, 2017 at 6:35 pm

    Lol very funny

  2. Brucelon

    February 16, 2017 at 6:45 pm

    Funny joke continue thumbs up.

  3. Bunmi

    February 16, 2017 at 6:52 pm

    Rotfl

  4. Abdulaz

    February 16, 2017 at 6:55 pm

    Awesome

  5. JeReMaNe BrOoKs

    February 16, 2017 at 7:02 pm

    Him Never Won Turn Fada

  6. EMIR

    February 16, 2017 at 7:03 pm

    Lol

  7. abdussamad

    February 16, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    bahd guy

  8. RadicalBoy

    February 16, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    Akpos oo,u wunt kil me

  9. oyemos

    February 16, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    very funny

  10. Remilekun

    February 16, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    Smart Guy

  11. Sweet

    February 16, 2017 at 8:24 pm

    Nice one, good one I love that.

  12. Nikky

    February 16, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    Akpos wont kill with laff

  13. CARTER

    February 16, 2017 at 8:38 pm

    LOL

  14. Shulammite

    February 16, 2017 at 11:07 pm

    Hummmmmm

  15. Horsfall

    February 17, 2017 at 5:18 am

    Akpos is so funny

  16. Ele

    February 17, 2017 at 9:41 am

    lolz

  17. Amazheen

    February 17, 2017 at 10:23 am

    Lwtmb

  18. Miraboy

    February 17, 2017 at 10:33 am

    Funny

  19. Mark

    February 18, 2017 at 10:51 pm

    Funny ooo

  20. Rally

    February 19, 2017 at 7:06 pm

    Really how many time they go shot one person

  21. Joshua

    February 23, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    Akpos is too funny

  22. stephanie

    February 24, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    hahshaha,akpos commot eye for bob wire

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