Author Archives: BRAINBOX

5 Signs The Man You Love Is An Emotionally Unavailable Mess

​ Are you dating a guy right now but don’t know what his intentions are with you? You really like him and you would like it to work out but you can’t tell how much he has invested in the relationship. If he shows any of these 5 signs, then he’s emotionally unavailable: 1. He always has an excuse when ...

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If A Guy Does These 10 Things On A First Date, He Is Really Into You

Below, you’ll find a few things guys do on a date that hint that they’re into you. 1. He actually showed up on time. Punctuality is important. And if he values your time, he’s just as excited as you are. 2. His mannerisms quickly go from tense and awkward to cool and comfortable. If he’s becoming more relaxed, it’s because ...

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Holy Bad Boy Turn Baddo…Part 19

Its not condom, dirty mind………. He brought out a phone Nokia 7310c, I was like ‘where do you see it?’ Me: where do you see this? Friend: I saw it in your mouth, fool! Me: sorry o. Friend: I told you not to question me till we reach the hostel. Me: pele na! Abi kilo n shey e? Friend: mtchew! ...

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Holy Bad Boy Turn Baddo…Part 20

Chai! No be slap sha, but it looks like one. lolz… I heard someone clap from behind. It was my friend sha. He later ran away after clapping. Me: l love you Yetty. Yetty: I love you too. The next thing I saw was that our lips were interlocked. I was eating her lips hungrily that happens to be the ...

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Holy Bad Boy Turn Baddo…Part 17

​​ Friend: lesbianism is the S#xual act between girls, an example is the type you saw yesterday where two girls were doing that thing you told me you saw. Me: hmm hmmm Friend: some girls believe only in lesbianism why some are into bisexual act as in they’ll do girls and guys together. Me: olorun mi o(oh my God) Friend: ...

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Holy Bad Boy Turn Baddo…Part 18

We heard the bell for the dinner which made us both to ran swiftly like a cheetah chased us in order to make it to the first table. Unfortunately, it was Full already when we got there, same thing to the second table. The third table too was half filled when we joined the table. As I sat down in ...

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If He Stopped Calling You, 7 Things To Do To Win Him Back

​ Ever wondered what to do when he suddenly goes cold? When it comes to dating, one of the most discouraging things is when you’re speaking with a man and, out of nowhere, he vanishes. He stops texting or he says he’ll call and he doesn’t. Essentially, whenever he doesn’t call or text you back it can drive you crazy. ...

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Toyin Abraham’s Ex Niyi Johnson Is Dating Seyi Edun

​For a while, some of us assumed it was mere rumors until now. Niyi Johnson, ex-husband to Nollywood actress, Toyin Aimakhu now Toyin Abraham,  is indeed dating fellow actress, Seyi Edun. This was made known by their godmother, prophetess Mary Olanbiwoninu, who shared their photos and wrote; ‘My favourite couple,if God be for us,who can be against us ?  Congrats ...

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Angry Conte Drops Costa for Leicester Match Over Big Money Offer

​ Chelsea striker, Diego Costa has reportedly been dropped for the trip to Leicester City after a training ground row with a fitness coach.   Diego Costa has been dropped from Chelsea’s squad to face Leicester after a row with manager, Antonio Conte, according to Sky sources.   It is understood he has not trained with the first-team for the ...

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Lagos Girl With Biggest Bθθbs Causes Commotion On Instagram With Her Heavy Loads (!8+ Photos)

​ Picture and video-uploading social network, Instagram boasts of the hottest Nigerian ladies who have since migrated from Twitter, Facebook and other platforms to form a colony. Estelle Abel popularly referred to as Swanky Bae is not your average Instagram girl. She is richly blessed with an tantalizing ‘future’ and her ‘past’ is something to write home about and expect ...

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Real Madrid Break Barcelona Record With 40th Game Without Defeat

​ Following Real Madrid’s pulsating 3-3 draw with Sevilla last night, Zinedine Zidane’s men have now broken a record once held by Barcelona. Real Madrid started the game poorly, losing 3-1 to Sevilla, but their incredible spirit ensured they rallied together to end the game 3-3. Madrid have now broken Barcelona’s record of 39 unbeaten games and have now gone ...

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10 Unmistakable Ways To Tell If A Man Is In Love With You 

​It’s cliche for a reason … men aren’t always best at showing how they feel, even when they’re crazy about you. But here are 10 ways to know for sure: 1. He Opens Up. Emotional intimacy isn’t easy for anyone so if he’s baring his soul to you, it’s not because he likes hearing himself talk … alright, not just ...

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Jokes: Akpos Too Wan Be Minister

Akpos went for an interview to become Aviation Minister… Chairman: Akpos, I see you wan become Aviation Minister. Tell this panel, what is the meaning of Joystick in a plane? Akpos: Na the toy wey single ladies dey take pleasure themselves! Chairman: Really?! OK, what would you do if your plane is losing altitude and you happen to be the ...

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Jokes: Akpos Becomes A Pilot

“Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome on board our Bluebell Airline! I am ya pilot on flight KB 2108 and my name is Akpos! I have cataract in one eye with apollo wiring me in the second eye, but with my thick goggle, no wahala! This is my third flight with my new employers. The first flight ended on a baobab tree, ...

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Holy Bad Boy Turn Baddo…Part 15

​​ Teacher 1: where is the phone? Student: I didn’t bring any phone to school ma. Another teacher the bang the cain on the student’s head, its like you need a thorough beating before you’ll say the truth, a teacher said. I wanted to run back but some teachers already noticed my presence at the staffroom’s entrance. I entered the ...

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Holy Bad Boy Turn Baddo…Part 16

​ Friend: see snake Me: yeh! We wanted to run out of the class till we saw it was a lylon they used in wrapping a ruler. So, Friend: (hissing for the snake part) thanks for saving me from those ‘senseless and wahala seniors sha. Me: gbagbe iyen, you too thank you. Friend: why thanking me? Me: about those girls ...

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Pastor Sells Anointed Umbrellas For N5,000 Each (Photo)

​ According to Prophet Freddy, the divine umbrellas will protect everyone who has it from lightning and storms during the rainy season. The umbrellas were also said to have the ability to protect congregants from evil spirits. “God instructed me to pray for these umbrellas and there will be no member of this church who will buy the umbrella and ...

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Lagosians Rescue A 10-Year-Old Girl Dumped in A Gutter At Alagbado (photos)

The 10-year-old girl was rescued by the Lagos state traffic management authority (Lastma) officials this Friday, January 13th According to an eyewitness the girl was kidnapped, tied up and dumped inside a gutter close to a Fidelity bank at, Salolo bus stop Alagbado Lagos state. The girl could not speak but she was asked to write down any information about herself ...

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HeartBreaking: See Beautiful Baby Abandoned At a Graveyard

​Disheartening photos have emerged of a beautiful baby that was abandoned at a graveyard in Jigawa state. Sources revealed that, a search for the mother of the child was conducted, but the search yielded no result. The child has been transferred to the National Commission Hizba Teachers hospital in Jigawa state. Below are pictures of the abandoned child. A eautiful ...

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​Jokes: Akpos And Ochuko

​Akpos and ochuko were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking along the hospital swimming pool, Ochuko suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there.  Akpos promptly jumped in to save him, and pulled Ochuko out. When the medical doctor became aware of Akpos’s act, he immediately ordered him ...

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Jokes: Akpos Arrived At The Shoe Shop 

​ Akpos arrived at the Shoe shop where a big SALE was ongoing. He normally uses size 42. Akpos: How much is this size 42 pair? Salesman: N5000. Akpos: (Strolls over to size 45 display stand) And how much is this one? Salesman: N4,999! Akpos: These people na mumu o! Give me three pairs of size 45! In Black, brown ...

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Jokes: ​Akpos, The Stupid Genius Died Of Aids

​ Akpos, the Stupid Genius died of aids and went to heaven where he met An Angel. The Following Conversation Ensued Between them: AKPOS: “So, Finally I made it to heaven..Phew!! After all the nonsense i have done? ANGEL: “yeah, God is merciful, come let me take you to your room AKPOS: “but, bros, whatever is downstairs is disturbing and ...

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Jokes: Akpos Rushed Back Home

​ Akpos rushed back home from the Oil company where he worked one sunny day: WIFE: You look dull and why are you home this early? AKPOS: We had a disaster at work today and all 19 people with whom I was on the deck perished. The Oyinbos announced they would pay each of the deceaseds’ families $500,000 each. Na ...

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Jokes: Akpos Was In The Class

​ Akpos was in class with 39 other students when their Geography master drew the map of Nigeria and asked who can tell what the map was. In the whole class, only Akpos raised his hand and the Master decided he should give the 39 others four lashes of the cane each. Thereafter, the master said: “Akpos, now tell these ...

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Jokes: Akpos Went To Warri And Was Robbed

​ Akpos went to Warri and was robbed of his car and goods by armed robbers. Determined not to be a victim anymore, Akpos went and bought a bullet proof car for his next trip to Warri. At Warri, he was attacked by armed robbers again. They shot at his car several times but Akpos was unharmed. He started laughing ...

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Jokes: Papa Akpos

​Papa Akpos: I learnt your WAEC result is out. Akpos: Daddy you remember Chidi wey dey carry first for our whole school ba? he failed.  Papa Akpos: thats terrible, what happened? Akpos: You also remember Tosin wey dey tutor me 4 house ba? He failed too. Papa Akpos: whats with the poor performance? Akpos: Daddy I dunno, na so e ...

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Jokes: Akpos Father

​Akpos’ father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his school work, the father said to his son Akpos… “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fire place.” Without looking up from his game, ...

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Jokes: Akpos, Rukewe And Oghene

​ Three friends Akpos, Rukewe and Oghene decided to go for a picnic. Rukewe packs the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. Oghene carried the basket and they set out for the park 10km away. It takes them 2 hours to get there. When they arrived, Oghene found out that Rukewe did not pack the bottle opener. They begged Akpos ...

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Jokes: The Wife Or Akpos?

​ WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. AKPOS: God saw me hungry, he created pizza.  He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi. He saw me in darkness, He created light. He saw me ...

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Jokes: Akpos Stumbled Upon His Parents 

​ Akpos stumbled upon his parents in bed making love, so he asked “Daddy, what are you doing?” his father replied “I’m beating your mummy” Akpos thought for a while, with a sad face and said “Mama, but what offence have you committed again in this house to deserve so much punishment?” “Today alone, four different men have beaten you. ...

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5 Signs You Talk Too Much About Your Relationship

​ ​1. YOU POST ALL YOUR MOMENTS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Close friends likely don’t mind seeing photos of the two of you all dressed up at a wedding or on a tropical vacation together. But it’s not necessary to make your boyfriend your ‘Man Crush Monday’ every single week. In fact, consider it a social media mistake. 2. YOU FRIENDS ...

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Check Out 7 Most Dangerous Bridges to Avoid in Lagos (Photos)

​Lagos state is known for its many flyovers and bridges. Some of these bridges have become hot spots for crime. Miscreants often target heavy traffic routes to unleash terror on poor residents. Some people are afraid to go out early in the morning and late at night because of this. Aside the fact that the victims will be disposed of ...

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8 Little Things a Wife Can Do To Make Her Husband Happy

​ Men are not that complicated to understand. They work hard to provide, want to call a warm place home and have a loving family. You mister puts in an incredible amount of time and effort to make every member of the family happy, while still finding time to show his pretty wife (that’s you!) a little extra attention. As ...

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17 Ways to Woo Your Spouse Even When You Never See Them

​According to familyshare, here are the best ideas for ways to woo your spouse or significant other, even when you never see them: 1. Leave a mint on their pillow 2. Write a note and place it on their windshield to find after a long day 3. Print a picture of the two of you when you were first together ...

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Holy Bad Boy Turn Baddo…Part 14

Teacher 1: where is the phone? Student: I didn’t bring any phone to school ma. Another teacher the bang the cain on the student’s head, its like you need a thorough beating before you’ll say the truth, a teacher said. I wanted to run back but some teachers already noticed my presence at the staffroom’s entrance. I entered the dreadful ...

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Holy Bad Boy Turn Baddo…Part 13

Me: I go see you later jor Friend: abi were leleyi ni? Abeg answer me before I snatch all that rice from you. Me: like I be fool abi! Snatch am make I see you. If you don’t go away now, I will shout o. Friend: walai you don mad, will you give me my rice before I show you ...

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19 Suspected Kidnappers Arrested in Bauchi State (Photos)

​ Some suspected kidnappers in the northern part of Nigeria have been arrested by security operatives with incriminating evidences found on them.   Some of the paraded suspects   The Bauchi State Police Command has arrested 19 suspected kidnappers in various locations in the state. Three suspects were arrested after a well coordinated operation in Yuga forest, a notorious hideout ...

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