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Check Out 6 Absurd Things Nigerian Girls Do In Order To Avoid Getting Pregnant

Posted by on September 28, 2016.

Why do girls like doing things they are not ready to accept responsibility for? Life could have been a lot easier if people stick to the the basic rules of life.

Indeed, prevention is better than cure. Now no one is talking about taking some oral pills in order to prevent getting pregnant. Abstinence would have solved many of the problems Nigerian ladies find themselves in.

S*x comes with its own responsibilities; you have to be ready for the consequences whenever they bellow. You will be shocked that many Nigerian ladies dread getting pregnant even though they pay little or no attention to HIV/AIDS.

Many of the ladies in the society find it easy to spread their legs for men even though they will be searching for orthodox and unorthodox remedies to use afterwards. The point is why bother having unprotected s*x if you know you do not want to get pregnant? It is expected that the ladies of this generation should be smart enough to know that s*x is worth waiting for.

Moving on, there are some ladies that are viewed as being loose; the environment we live in is a sentimental one where people pay more attention to the loud dressers and attention seekers.

They fail to notice the quiet ladies who do not go to the chemists to buy pills. These ones are the bad ones because they are too smart to be caught.

Find below some of the absurd things they do in order to avoid getting pregnant:

1. Salt and water

Nigerian girls have been using saline solution to prevent pregnancy since time immemorial. They use this solution in the absence of every other remedy.

After having s*x, ladies drink a concentrated amount of salt-water as a way of preventing the sperm from reaching the eggs.

The effectiveness of this solution can be proved with the increasing rate of unwanted pregnancy. Good luck with this method if you become hypertensive while trying not to get pregnant.

2. The squeeze and release

Some Nigerian girls are badoo, they know the game so well they do not bother using pills or drinking saline solution.

They simply go to the bathroom where they squeeze or tighten the muscles around their vagina (do not ask us how). After doing this, they pee and out comes the deposited sperm.

Some ladies do not bother with the tightening as they know how to make the sperm come out with less effort. Those ones are the gurus.

3. Schweppes

The next time you see a Nigerian girl guiding a bottle of Schweppes with all her effort, please let her be. Girls do not take this drink for the satisfaction of it, they have derived an unconventional use for it.

Taking this drink immediately after s*x is believed to prevent pregnancy, the rule is it must not be refrigerated. If you try this method and you end up giving birth to twins, do not beef the product by not sharing it at the naming ceremony.

4. Taking painkillers after s£x

Some Nigerian ladies have formed the habit of using painkillers immediately after having unprotected s£x.

Apart from the painkillers helping you get over the body pains you may have after contorting yourself into different shapes and forms, we do not see how these drugs will prevent conception.

And if you keep taking them to prevent pregnancy, that means the angel of death is asking you to come over.

5. Andrews liver salt and lime

Except you are keen on washing out your womb and intestines, that is when this drug will be effective. Nigerian ladies have different remedies they drink in order to avoid getting pregnant. Some drink lime tirelessly until their period shows.

Taking Andrew liver salt and lime in excess will give you more health issues to worry about apart from getting pregnant. It will start from you thinning out and looking like someone struck with a deadly disease.

6. S£x during period

While some ladies do not like being touched when they are on their periods, some seize the opportunity to have unprotected s*x. They know their chances of getting pregnant is slim or close to none. Even at this, the risk of catching an infection is higher.

If you cannot deal with the anxiety that comes with seeing your period after having unprotected s*x, then use protection.

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23 Responses

  1. Opps

    by Victoria on Sep 28, 2016 at 7:52 pm

  2. Hmmm..

    by Anonymous on Sep 28, 2016 at 8:31 pm

  3. NAWA 0

    by MIRALOVE on Sep 28, 2016 at 8:49 pm

  4. Hmmm…. you don mean it?

    by lisa on Sep 28, 2016 at 10:24 pm

  5. No3 is damn funny sha

    by Jr on Sep 28, 2016 at 10:47 pm

  6. Very ridiculous

    by king Authur on Sep 28, 2016 at 11:16 pm

  7. Hmmm even though am a gal, neva knew any of dese

    by Isyomah on Sep 28, 2016 at 11:55 pm

  8. I trust Naija gals sha. Dem no b virgins, dem no dey do abortion, dem dey chop d*ck anyhow but dem no dey get pregnant. Dem no dey use condom also

    by Deco on Sep 29, 2016 at 9:11 am

  9. Ba3 low

    Make una mind una business nd leave naija girls alone

    by Sk Skelebonz on Sep 29, 2016 at 10:13 am

  10. tj

    by daives on Sep 29, 2016 at 10:39 am

  11. Hmmm
    like seriously
    am a pure virgin
    but I do take salt nd water when am having stomach ache.

    by prissy on Sep 29, 2016 at 12:29 pm

  12. Prissy, and how sure are yhu?

    by Rotimi on Sep 29, 2016 at 12:50 pm

  13. i no knw y people no dey mind their own business.

    by phonix king on Sep 29, 2016 at 4:24 pm

  14. hmmm dis is serious

    by eniola on Sep 29, 2016 at 5:39 pm

  15. Nawa O!! 2 B Sincer Me Self Wey I Be Lady, I Dn’t Ave Ideas Or Knw Anytin Lyk Dis! Nawa 4 Naija Babe Sha!!

    by Anonymous on Sep 29, 2016 at 9:24 pm

  16. but na una don no abi

    by fortune on Sep 29, 2016 at 10:29 pm

  17. GOD 4BIDE

    by OYIZA on Sep 29, 2016 at 11:09 pm

  18. Is gud too prevent oo

    by Elo p on Sep 29, 2016 at 11:34 pm

  19. hmmm

    by jane on Sep 30, 2016 at 6:41 pm

  20. Any way prevention is better than cure i trust una na 9ja !!!

    by Queen on Oct 3, 2016 at 12:57 pm

  21. I wonda y a gurl wud ave sex during her period…… Ill…………hh itz so irritating tinking abt it… Mean while…. No. 2 nd 3 wan kil me here wid laugh… Lol

    by Gift oyire on Oct 8, 2016 at 7:10 pm

  22. What matters most is that pregnancy is avoided. Our girls are inventors. Thumb up to them

    by Vikky on Oct 11, 2016 at 6:02 pm

  23. how do dey do number 2

    by Sharon on Jan 6, 2017 at 1:33 am

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