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Diary Of A Broke Play Boy – Episode 51

Posted by on July 17, 2017.

Written By “Chipappii”

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“So as I was saying, the two of us was high like the high priestess and Neche was looking all sexy…” I smiled within me but I had a heavy frown on my face. 

“He even wanted to take me to bed with my clothes on.”

“Hahahaha, for real?” Shape asked, poking her head forward from the back seat. I made eye contact with Chinecherem through the rear view mirror and she smiled. I shook my head. 

“I am telling you,” Naza said. 

“Naza stop naa,” I pleaded. 

“Please face the road,” she said and continued. 

“So I wouldn’t want him to tear my beautiful clothes so I decided to pull them off. I opened the wardrobe and just then I saw something on the floor.”

She stopped and waited for everyone to appreciate the climax. I was almost crying. 

“What did you see?” Shape and Chinecherem asked in unison. 

“I saw this very black extra large g-string. As in, the pant would go around your waist two times Chinaza,” Naza said and the two girls broke off into a huge skyscraper laughter. 
“That’s not true. Shape is a bit heavier and thicker than Cynthia jare,” I protested. Naza turned to me with a frown. She wanted to tell dirty tales, I was becoming interested in it. 

“Her name is Cynthia?” shape asked. I nodded.

“The girl that came on Naza’s birthday,” I said and bit my lips, appreciating the horror on Naza’s face. 

“She came again?” she asked and I nodded slowly. 

“What for?”

“She came to take her pant,” I replied nonchalantly. 

“I thought you said,” she started and stopped with a broad smile and then faced her backseat audience again. “Did you know that Neche even said that the pant belonged to James?”. Another streak of laughter. I couldn’t help it. I smiled too, on imagining James on a pair of g-strings.
“So how is she?” Chinaza asked, facing me. 

“How is who?” 

“The g-string girl.”

“Her name is Cynthia and she is fine. Shebi you invited her for that party,” I said. 

“She came?” 

“No, her ghost came. Abeg change topic,” I said. 

“How is my baby?” Shape asked. 

“Which one?” I asked. 

“Williams baby naa, do I have any other babe?”

“He is fine.”

“Its been long I last saw him, I am really missing him,” she murmured. 

“Shebi he was around on Monday for my birthday. E never even reach one week sef and you don dy miss am,” I said. 

“Ehe, one week is long enough for me to miss him. Abeg face your wife o.”
I laughed and turned to Naza. I needed to taunt her a bit more. 

“Naza how is that Range Rover guy?” I asked and that was how I bought market on my head. 

“He is okay, he even called me today sef,” she said. 

“What for?” I asked. 

“He wanted to meet me, maybe take me out but I don’t want him to see me like this,” she said rubbing her belly. “I want to look sexy enough when I meet him.”

I swallowed hard and increased my foothold on the gas a little.

“Is it that cute one, the one showed me long ago?” Shape asked excitedly. Naza nodded. I kept quiet, exchanging glances with Chinecherem. 

“When is he coming, I can’t wait to meet him again. As in, the guy is so cute and with his fluffy beard and deep voice and everything,” Shape gushed. I coughed and rubbed the tiny hair sprawling out of my chin. I nearly wanted to cry. Those girls had deadly blows. 
“When I deliver my baby boy, we may meet up again,” Naza said and I interrupted.

“Baby girl,” I said. 

“Whatever but I heard he has bought the latest Range Rover. Is it 2014 model. Shebi that is the latest?” she asked. Nobody replied. 

“Neche I am asking you, shey the latest model is 2014?”

“I don’t know, why don’t you ask him,” I answered without even looking at her.

“Well, I will call him and ask him this night,” she said. 

“Oh my God. That his voice must be so sexy at night,” Shape said. I got so jealous and fed up that I had to scream. 
“Girls I am driving!!”

They kept mute for a while. They looked shocked.

“So?” Naza asked after a while. 

“You are distracting me.”

She peeked into my face. 

“Are you jealous?” she asked and I shot a look at her and then faced the road again. 

“Why would I be? If I get to his age and I don’t have a beard and a Range, that’s when you will start asking me that stupid question.”

I was vexed and it was in my voice. 

“Is like he is angry,” shape whispered to Chinaza like I couldn’t hear them. 

“No, I think he is jealous,” Chinaza replied like I wasn’t there. 

“Baby are you jealous? You know I was joking abi?” she asked, caressing the little hair on my chin. From the rear view mirror, I could see Chinecherem trying to stifle a laughter. Shape couldn’t help it. I felt the urge to let out a smile but I withheld it. I was damn angry and maybe jealous.
I pulled into Ifite and drove through the potholes which left everyone in the car dancing. I wasn’t good enough at avoiding them. I parked by our lodge gate and Shape got down with Chinecherem. Shape and Neche came to my side, my glass went down. 

“Boo, take it easy on her o. You know she has a bad mouth and was only joking,” she said and pecked me. I let out a weak smile. She walked over to Naza and Neche came to bid my her own goodbye. She rubbed my hand and smiled. I smiled back but that didn’t mean I will be coming out to see her again in my life. 
“You won’t beg me to take it easy on him?” Naza said to shape. She was laughing away. “I will kill him o!” 

They laughed it away. They bade us good night as we drove off. We weren’t talking to each other. 
A little distance out, I saw the silhouette of Cynthia as she stood by a gutter, getting toasted by one fresh guy like that. I stopped and honked at her. I bet she jumped above three feet when she saw me behind the wheels. I was just feeling myself anyhow. She came at my window and stopped short at kissing me when she saw Naza. We talked for long and she invited me to her birthday party loading the following week. I left her there, feeling good as I have equalized with Chinaza to an extent. I had done a little bit of dirty talking with Cynthia and even pecked her as I drove off. 
I stopped before their gate around 8 pm. 

“Are you coming tomorrow?” I ask her. She got down from the car without a word and banged my door shut. Good for her I thought. Imagine her taunting me with talks of a guy better than me wanting to hook her up the second time after ruining my supposed date with that silly Chinecherem. Which girl does that?
I sneaked into the house and everywhere was quiet. That was surprising. My father should have been on the TV. I called Amara and she came running down at me, all prepped for a fully equipped hug. I let her have it and she caressed me with every detail of her body. She was endowed like I would always say. 
“Where are they?” I asked, biting her lips. 

“They traveled to the village just this evening. They said someone died and that your food is in the kitchen, they will be sleeping over. ”

I thanked her and walked up to my room, crashing on my bed with everything still on. I managed to pull off and pulled the sheets over my semi nude body. I closed my eyes and smiled. The coast was quite clear and tomorrow I am going to invite Chidimma over for another round of Fuckery. That was my plan until the lights went on. I thought if Amara was expecting to get laid this night, she’s in for a long thing. I was going to tell her that until I opened my eyes and saw Naza standing by my switch on her very sexy nightie. I swallowed hard. 
“Shift,” she said and lay on the bed beside me. I obliged without a word. So with my face up and my hands supporting my head, I stared at the ceiling. I knew there was no sleep for me that night. I hated sleeping with the lights on and Chinaza liked it on while she slept, except we were going to Bleep, only then would she agree to killing the lights but just how do you Bleep a pregnant woman in the darkness.

She slept with her face to the other side of the wall while I stared at the ceiling, not wanting to complain. Approximately one hour later, she turned and placed her head on my chest and hugged me closer. I kissed her forehead and shut my eyes. My baby is going to have the best parents ever, I swear down!!!

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To be continued 

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11 Responses

  1. lol

    by goldtube on Jul 17, 2017 at 1:17 pm

  2. then the jollof rice crew will also be ready to devour all cooked menument

    by king Jay on Jul 17, 2017 at 1:51 pm

  3. Chaiii

    by L:K on Jul 17, 2017 at 1:58 pm

  4. Na so pipo

    by Jeremy on Jul 17, 2017 at 2:35 pm

  5. Carry go

    by Kiddo on Jul 17, 2017 at 4:42 pm

  6. Hmmmm

    by 👑Topsydarl💄 on Jul 17, 2017 at 4:44 pm

  7. get ready for another round of fuckery everyone…. no be me talk am oo

    by Emmzy on Jul 17, 2017 at 5:38 pm

  8. what a sweet story

    by MGA on Jul 17, 2017 at 6:20 pm

  9. Hmm good

    by Splintz on Jul 17, 2017 at 6:33 pm

  10. abeg easy

    by escapewap on Jul 17, 2017 at 8:18 pm

  11. why did it always take hours to coment here…u better fix it admin

    by escapewap on Jul 17, 2017 at 8:24 pm

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