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Funny Joke: Wife versus Husband

Posted by on September 30, 2016.


Wife: honey can you please help me clean the garden


Husband: do i look like a gardener?


Wife:ooh am sorry honey, ok then fix bathroom door plz


Husband: do i look like a carpenter?


husband walks out, at returning, he finds the garden cleaned and the door fixed.


Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself
Wife: its not me


Husband: who then?


Wife: Jonny our neighbor


Husband: how much did u pay him?


Wife: No, he just gave me 2 options, bread or sex


Husband: i hope you gave him bread


Wife: Do I look like a baker?

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37 Responses

  1. Lolzz

    by Isoji on Sep 30, 2016 at 8:49 am

  2. Bahd wife!
    lel

    by Opsey on Sep 30, 2016 at 12:15 pm

  3. hahahahahaaa..

    by nnajiofor on Sep 30, 2016 at 12:31 pm

  4. Funny

    by Arije mayowa samuel on Sep 30, 2016 at 12:49 pm

  5. BAD GEL

    by OYIZA on Sep 30, 2016 at 1:40 pm

  6. As In Eh

    by ViCiK on Sep 30, 2016 at 2:33 pm

  7. lol! bhad girl

    by israelite on Sep 30, 2016 at 2:59 pm

  8. lolzz

    by Anonymous on Sep 30, 2016 at 4:10 pm

  9. serves him right

    by favour on Sep 30, 2016 at 5:24 pm

  10. Chisus come n cee wife oh

    by Sammy on Sep 30, 2016 at 5:32 pm

  11. lolz

    by Mary on Sep 30, 2016 at 9:07 pm

  12. Epic reply faa

    by Rectiny on Sep 30, 2016 at 10:52 pm

  13. Lot Of Laugh

    by Adesola Rotimi on Oct 1, 2016 at 9:26 am

  14. 1 to 1,that is a sharp gal

    by Natty on Oct 1, 2016 at 9:52 am

  15. Hahaha

    by Orlando Brine on Oct 1, 2016 at 3:26 pm

  16. na laugh market we dey

    by prosper on Oct 1, 2016 at 4:24 pm

  17. husband: no u look like a runs gal

    by daives on Oct 1, 2016 at 4:32 pm

  18. Laughing

    by Holyvurgin on Oct 1, 2016 at 9:52 pm

  19. na soo de woman dey on point

    by Khushi on Oct 2, 2016 at 4:46 pm

  20. Wicked woman

    by Nyamex on Oct 2, 2016 at 9:08 pm

  21. For watin

    by Sodo on Oct 2, 2016 at 9:22 pm

  22. It’s over

    by A1 on Oct 3, 2016 at 11:48 am

  23. Ahahahaha…….

    by Yungtbash on Oct 4, 2016 at 11:48 am

  24. Yes joor. Give hin d BREAD

    by Jabde on Oct 4, 2016 at 11:01 pm

  25. movic

    by She won the match. on Oct 5, 2016 at 6:44 am

  26. lolxxxx

    by vivacious on Oct 6, 2016 at 6:03 pm

  27. na the husband start am na

    by Anonymous on Oct 7, 2016 at 6:50 pm

  28. Shebi you don tag ur wife: best on bed, worst in kitchen….so why you con dey ask wetin she gv? abeg johr

    by Shade on Oct 9, 2016 at 8:39 am

  29. Fuckin is good

    by Sweet on Nov 6, 2016 at 2:40 pm

  30. funny

    by holuwakemi on Jan 1, 2017 at 8:58 am

  31. next tym,he will listen 2 his wife

    by Tina on Jan 13, 2017 at 8:49 am

  32. Funny

    by kolawole on Jan 13, 2017 at 10:18 am

  33. Return of Jenifer

    by Abigail on Jan 14, 2017 at 5:12 pm

  34. Funny wife,serves the husband right

    by Anonymous on Jan 14, 2017 at 6:18 pm

  35. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

    by Johnson on Feb 17, 2017 at 2:45 pm

  36. that’s desame

    by T.WISE on Mar 5, 2017 at 8:26 pm

  37. Dat nice

    by itz young noble on Mar 6, 2017 at 8:36 am

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