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What If Your Girlfriend’s Sister Hits On You?

Posted by on September 9, 2016.

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Earlier, I met with an old friend. This friend is a doctor and while our schedule is quite swamped, we still make time to catch up and talk. We have known each other from our high school days and it’s always a pleasure discussing with doctor Seyi.

Seyi always has “escapades” with women and being who I am to him, I am always inclined to listening. So whilst drinking a broth, I indulged Seyi as he gave an account of his latest woes.

This is what he had to say.

Bro,

You remember Amaka? Don’t you? Amaka that I told you I’ve been seeing. I even sent her picture to you on WhatsApp. Yes! That’s her! Hmm. You can’t imagine what has been happening

*entwines his finger after a sip of wine*

A while back, I visited Amaka at her apartment and she introduced her elder sister to me. The girl’s name is Lynda and she’s a good-looking girl, too.

*He winks then, knowing that I am aware that good looking for him means bootilicious*

We got talking and she works with PWC, she’s on leave so she just came to see Amaka. Then Amaka finished preparing food and we all ate, laughed, and had a good time. Bro, I exchanged my number with the Lynda, not for anything just to be polite.

We started chatting on WhatsApp, and I noticed that she always initiated the chat, and tended to ask personal questions but alarm bells weren’t ringing then.

*At this point his fingers are pressed tightly together and I know from experience that he’s about to get real*

Yesterday, we were chatting and I was cracking jokes and making her laugh. Next thing she asked if Amaka and I were having s3x.

*I almost choke on what I am drinking while laughing*

I said yes. You won’t believe that the next thing this girl would do is to send me her nudes.

I asked her why she would do such a thing? And she says she feels she can satisfy me better in bed. I just stopped chatting and put off my data. I haven’t replied her since.

Dear Mac (lol don’t mind me, Seyi would never call me dear anything), what should I do?

So today, I decided to lay this question at the table feet of my many readers. If your girlfriend’s sister is hitting on you, what would you do?

 

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17 Responses

  1. ignore her if u love your girl!

    by nnajiofor on Sep 9, 2016 at 1:19 pm

  2. just ignore her

    by Tolu on Sep 9, 2016 at 4:24 pm

  3. RUN FOR UR LIFE

    by Johnkennedy on Sep 9, 2016 at 6:47 pm

  4. Never pay attention to her pls

    by iam_adediran on Sep 10, 2016 at 1:56 am

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    by Jonasat mmaduabuchi on Sep 10, 2016 at 4:32 am

  6. ignore her calls nd chats
    i wonder wat is really happening to sisters of nowadays, dere r worst dan friends nw

    by Anonymous on Sep 10, 2016 at 11:35 am

  7. if u love ur girl then ignore her

    by young smart on Sep 10, 2016 at 11:48 am

  8. hit on her back,u send dem message

    by Anonymous on Sep 10, 2016 at 12:14 pm

  9. if she hits on u den use ur chances well n play d great double game but make sure u dnt get caught o

    by Anonymous on Sep 10, 2016 at 2:17 pm

  10. neva dull urself omo na bonus u beta grap ur own nw

    by whizsmart on Sep 10, 2016 at 9:57 pm

  11. If there’s trust in ur relationship, show de chat to ur lover.. Its happened to me but am free now

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  13. Oh boy

    by Coolz on Sep 14, 2016 at 3:14 am

  14. bros no dull o do am make u gasp out

    by ayoleyi on Sep 14, 2016 at 7:17 am

  15. don’t mine her she is a theif and she should be ashame of herself ,

    by success wilson on Oct 2, 2016 at 6:45 pm

  16. plz i wud advice u 2 fuck her coz itz an opotunity nd fuck her 2 d xtnt dat she wud be bow legged.coz she askd 4 it bro

    by rivaldo on Oct 20, 2016 at 9:28 pm

  17. plz u jst nd 2 fuck her coz she askd 4 it.jst fuck her to d xtnt dat she wud be bow leggd

    by rivaldo on Oct 20, 2016 at 9:29 pm

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