Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend: “come to the front gate of my apartment where you dropped me,
look for flat 9A, you’ll find a lift on your right.
Then, hit 9 with ur ELBOW…
And get out of the lift you’ll find my flat on left.
hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I’ll get to open the door for you”
Boy Friend: dear that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my ELBOWS only?
Girl Friend: “OMG!! Are you coming empty handed ???” O_O
Boy Friend: (speechless)