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Hillarious Plate Numbers In Nigeria With Funny Captions

Posted by on September 15, 2016.

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Every day on the street whether in Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt or any where in Nigeria, we come across different funny or hilarious plate numbers found in different locations around Nigeria.

Iron Lion : When the people in your area call you slow poke and you need to show them you are a bad ass. Then you change your plate number to Iron Lion.

2. Untamed: When you have been dating a girl you don’t love for 10 years and you are finding it difficult to get out of the relationship. Then one day she walked out of your life then you realised you have been jazzed all along. Damn Im so untamed funny and hillarious car plate number

3. Actor: When you are the first actor in your entire village and you just wanna flaunt it

4. DI Ngozi: When Your wife keep telling everyone her name is Angel Crystalline and you wanna mess her up.

5. Odi Wife: When you have to remind all the bad boys in town that your wife is taken and all yours.

6. jamboy : When you have written JAMB for over 7 times and people say you can’t make it, then you wanna show them that you are still the jamboy

7. Bugatti: When people are always arguing with you that your car is a beetle new model and you are tired of telling them the name of the car. It’s Bugatti

8. Igbo 2: When you are a correct Igbo man and people are always mistaking you for a calabar man. Damn i am Igbo too .

9. Taylor: When you are the tailor to the president, the most successful tailor in your community and you just wanna flaunt your riches.

10. Seaside: When you are the head of mummy water and you always have to remind humans that you are from the seaside.

11. I dye: I what Abeg no be me go die.

12. Cossy: Hehehehe! What was the first thing that came to your mind when you saw that name. Chai all of una don spoil, no be my mouth una go don hear am.

13. When you have been given the contract to handle the October 1 independence celebration and you don’t want to forget the date.

14. Winch 4: When you are the number 4th position wicth and you see a guy on online claiming the position with you. Mehn its time to let them know who you are.

15. Witch: When you are a real witch and you are proud of it.

16.AAAAARGH: When you are frustrated with the Buhari government and you just want to show it. AAAAARG

17. CAT: funny and hillarious car plate number

18: Witch: After successfully being confirmed a witch and it’s time to show the world that you are real

19. Voodoo: When you father is the head of all the all the herbalist in your village and your got voodoo powers in your possession

20. TJ 419 GUY: When you are the head of 419 in your community and nemesis want to catch up with you

21. GRRRRRRR: When you are frustrated and deaf at the same time.

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4 Responses

  1. Lel

    by Isoji on Sep 16, 2016 at 1:24 pm

  2. No 12 so funny

    by anonymous on Sep 18, 2016 at 3:40 pm

  3. Haha lol

    by Omo on Sep 21, 2016 at 11:47 am

  4. LOL 😁

    by Benz Man on Sep 26, 2016 at 2:10 pm

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