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Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 44

Posted by on July 16, 2017.

Day broke into Sunday morning, this sunday would be my first sunday of going to church since i came to Ilesa “would u be going to church?” i asked Juliet who was still on bed. “yeah i will” she responded. “then start getting prepared, before we run late” i said as she stood up n’aked; she likes walking n’aked around the room any time we finished having s’ex, as if by so doing she would regain her lost strength. She was still n’aked ironing her clothes, while i was polishing my shoes. Suddenly i heard………………. “Flow which church you go go?” Ilorin asked as he barged in on us without knocking. Juliet was facing the door so Ilorin practically saw all parts of her body that was suppose to be hidden. Juliet saw it as no big deal, so did Ilorin. “so una no dey knock for una village abi? i go go church abeg” i responded covering Juliet from Ilorin’s sight, “which church be dat?” he asked as i noticed he had a hard-on, “na Winners Chapel na” i responded, “ok i go follow una go oh” Ilorin said as he left.

Soon we were out in the bus-stop waiting for a bus. I initially wanted us to board a bus, but Juliet suggested we entered bike. Ilorin boarded a seperate bike while me and Juliet stoped another bike. Juliet entered first and when it was my turn to enter the bike after her, it was the beggining nightmares. As i raised up my left leg to enter the rather high bike, i heard……………………. GBRAAA, initially i tot i had fart, not until i heard……………….. GBRAAA again as i tried raising my left leg even higher. “oooh!!! My God” i cried out as i noticed my trouser had torn. “why did u say oh my God?” Juliet asked me as the bike moved, “i said that because i just realize i forgot my bible at home” i lied, “ok, u would use my bible since i have bible applicatiön on my phone” Juliet said. As the bike moved on, i suddenly began to percieve a choking smell as if something was burning. “dis man no fit maintain him bike, see as him engine dey smell” i tot. Suddenly i began to feel my right leg was unsteady, and…………….. The sole of my expensive “kasino kino” shoes was almost half burnt by the very hot silencer of the bike. “ooooh!! my God” i cried out again, “what is it again Flow?” Juliet asked, “is dis useless silencer oh, it has burnt the right foot of my shoe oh” i cried. “pls move ur right leg a beat so i can share the foot-rest with you, my right leg was on the silencer all this while thats why it burnt my sole” i told Juliet. She did move her leg a beat creating a space for me to place mine. I fumbled with placing my right leg on the Foot-rest, and………… “aaaaaaah!!!!” Juliet shouted, i looked and saw that i had steped on her bare skin with the burnt sole.

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29 Responses

  1. after fuck u wan go church na Satan go …

    by etz anointed on Jul 16, 2017 at 1:39 am

  2. Oh God, abeg i no fit laugh again.
    Make d nxt person continue d laugh 4 me.
    Abeg

    by Deniro on Jul 16, 2017 at 3:54 am

  3. Hahahahhahahahahahhahahaha next pesin continue

    by Kiddo on Jul 16, 2017 at 7:16 am

  4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    NEXT PERSON ABEG

    by DANNYYOUNG on Jul 16, 2017 at 7:22 am

  5. Hahahahahahahaha next person

    by Hebrahim on Jul 16, 2017 at 7:42 am

  6. Haahahhahaaahaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaahaha naxt person pls help me continue

    by Adeyinka on Jul 16, 2017 at 8:29 am

  7. hahahahahahahaha.. una no well.. lol…. next person abeg

    by justice on Jul 16, 2017 at 8:49 am

  8. Lmao…!!
    hehehehehehehehehe!
    next person your turn p.s!

    by Deeper on Jul 16, 2017 at 9:07 am

  9. Very Interestin!Nxt Pls

    by Mhiz on Jul 16, 2017 at 9:41 am

  10. Hahahahahahahahahkikiki. Funny…. Next person plsoo

    by Mickie Bella on Jul 16, 2017 at 10:33 am

  11. hahhahahahahahahahehehehehehekikikikikikikikikikik…..i no fit laf again…abeg next person

    by escapewap on Jul 16, 2017 at 10:34 am

  12. one by one…..

    by Youngfaz on Jul 16, 2017 at 11:12 am

  13. Hahahahahahaha
    SO FUNNY

    by Oxford on Jul 16, 2017 at 11:49 am

  14. I no sabi laff maybe the nxt person can aid me…..

    by King Jay on Jul 16, 2017 at 12:11 pm

  15. Kikikiki aff done mine,nxt person oo

    by Splintz on Jul 16, 2017 at 1:04 pm

  16. Hohahahahahahaaa.
    let me stop from wer i start n com n b goin

    by Arsenic on Jul 16, 2017 at 1:56 pm

  17. HOOOE HOE HA HAHAHAGHAH.

    by MARSHAL on Jul 16, 2017 at 2:51 pm

  18. All of una don mad

    by Blezaino on Jul 16, 2017 at 2:55 pm

  19. Na my turn abi hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahhahhahahahahahahahha(heheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheheheheehhehehe)

    NEXT PERSON U WAN STILL LAUGH ur turn

    by Jeremy on Jul 16, 2017 at 3:41 pm

  20. mtcheeeew i no go laff

    by gotzy on Jul 16, 2017 at 5:38 pm

  21. hahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehekikikikikiki… Next Person Continue

    by Emmzy on Jul 16, 2017 at 6:23 pm

  22. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    by 👑Topsydarl💄 on Jul 16, 2017 at 6:42 pm

  23. LMAO una no go kill persin

    by Meva on Jul 16, 2017 at 7:50 pm

  24. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha laff wan kill me ooo abeg make d nxt person hlp me faint

    by Unknown on Jul 16, 2017 at 9:56 pm

  25. Hahahahahahahaha wait i go soon fait,mak d nxt person fait fst, over to u

    by fredozer on Jul 16, 2017 at 11:58 pm

  26. AToM

    by Bruhahahahahahahahahaha on Jul 17, 2017 at 7:17 am

  27. hahahakikikikiki….next commenter abeg continue

    by cara on Jul 17, 2017 at 9:49 am

  28. Fidelity

    by Haaaaaaaaaaa. Laf Wan Kil Me Die Next Pls on Jul 17, 2017 at 10:36 am

  29. Kikikikikikikikikikikikikkikikikikikik…….abeg shift let the next person help me faint…..kikikiki

    by Chris on Jul 18, 2017 at 8:49 am

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