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Ibo Boy Wey Like Yoruba – Episode 48

Posted by on July 17, 2017.

“u must pay the fine oh, today u go smell pepper” a man on red T-shirt shouted clinging on my belt, “bros abeg no vex, i no go do am again” i pleaded. I turned and saw another guy giving my guys a hard chase.
“u must pay the five thousand naira fine oh” the guy on red said, “but na only piss i piss na, how i go pay 5k for just piss” i cried. “when i carry u go meet our oga, na 10k u go pay be that, if u do stubborn head i go use dis thing hite u for head and ur p’rick go disapear” the guy said bringing out what looked fetish, comprising of feathers and broom- sticks. “yekpa!! I no want make my p’rick disapear oh, my p’rick still dey do plenty work oh, i still dey use am well well oh” i confessed.
I saw the other guy dragging Ilorin to where we stood, “so them don catch Ilorin but him no piss na” i tot. “chairman i no get 5k oh, abeg, abeg” i pleaded, ” u dey mad, u no c wetin dem write there before u piss there?” he queried clinging on my singlet. “leave my singlet oh, u no know say na original BYC” i almost said.
“bros ejór oh, émà bínu, i no piss na abeg, abeg” Ilorin begged the pot-belly guy that was holding him. “but why u no tell ur friend make him no piss here na?” the pot belly guy queried bringing his own fetish “juju” out. As Ilorin saw it he said, “bros i tell am oh but him say if una come him go give una the money, say him get money plenty” “haba!! Ilorin why u dey lie, na wetin i talk?” i shouted at the top of my voice.
“so u get money abi?” the guy on red asked bringing his head close to mine for me to notice his bad breathe. “i be like person wey get money? I get money nahim i wear this kin trouser?” i said pointing at my wishy washy trouser. “u no get money abi, i go hite dis tin for ur head so u no go get p’rick again” the guy holding me threatened. I tot i heard Ilorin laughed at that moment, on the contrary he was grumbling.
The tot of losing my most precious d’ick made me cry out saying; “i go pay oh! i go pay oh! But na 3000 naira i get oh” “ok, where the money?” the guy on red asked, i was eased a beat that he actually agreed to collect 3000 naira “e dey house, make this my guy go bring am come” i said. I gave Ilorin my house key ordering him to collect only 3k out of the 5k remaining under my TV.

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16 Responses

  1. Ftc,they are following this flow o

    by dybala on Jul 17, 2017 at 7:25 am

  2. Lol flow must enter trouble everytime

    by Splintz on Jul 17, 2017 at 7:25 am

  3. FLOW AND TROUBLE IS NOW A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT

    by DANNYYOUNG on Jul 17, 2017 at 7:38 am

  4. Flow is a sharp guy he dosent want to loose his prick

    by Hebrahim on Jul 17, 2017 at 7:45 am

  5. why u no wan lose ur prick ehn!!! how much be prick sef

    by Emmzy on Jul 17, 2017 at 7:57 am

  6. I no know hw much they take sell prick maybe the nxt pesin fit sabi the amount….

    by King Jay on Jul 17, 2017 at 8:04 am

  7. I nor rilli dey sure but I hear say he cost well well make we ask d nxt person na

    by Jeremy on Jul 17, 2017 at 9:46 am

  8. if una wan know how much dem dey sell prick……u go come to my house or beta still ask the id!ot under me.

    by escapewap on Jul 17, 2017 at 10:19 am

  9. 2nd uduak

    by Meva on Jul 17, 2017 at 12:58 pm

  10. Lol

    by L:K on Jul 17, 2017 at 2:34 pm

  11. So u love ur prick like this?

    by 👑Topsydarl💄 on Jul 17, 2017 at 5:34 pm

  12. FLOW MY MAN

    by Fredozer on Jul 17, 2017 at 7:38 pm

  13. So u luv ur prick pass money like dis

    by Captain on Jul 17, 2017 at 7:42 pm

  14. Flow go do anytin 2 save him prick.

    by Deniro on Jul 18, 2017 at 4:12 am

  15. FUNNY

    by MGA on Jul 18, 2017 at 8:23 am

  16. JonDbelov

    by If na u,u go gree loss ur prick on Jul 18, 2017 at 6:25 pm

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