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Posted by on February 16, 2017. 2:39 pm

If This Happened To You, What Would You Do?

Imagine you just finished having
a hefty lunch and you were

Relaxing on The bed when you

heard a knock on Your door.

You Immediately jumped out of the bed, and the rush made you to hit your big toe against the edge of the wooden bed.

Then the pain of it pushed you down and you fell against your iron-bucket containing water, splashing the water all over your room.

As You tried to stand up, you slipped and fell against your television which fell too, broke in pieces and its naked-wire touches the water and shock you 4 times!

Imagine after all these, you made it to the door with all the pains, you opened the door and a guy/lady standing outside your door and tells you:-
“GOOD AFTERNOON HELLO AM REGISTERING MTN SIM-CARD”

Please What Would You Do To HIM/HER?😁

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40 Responses

  1. I will smash him\her

    by enny on Feb 16, 2017 at 2:48 pm

  2. I will do nothing.

    by Queen Girl on Feb 16, 2017 at 2:53 pm

  3. nothing dear

    by Queenboy on Feb 16, 2017 at 3:00 pm

  4. Heh! I’ll land that person a factory reset slap. Then I’ll give him/her a lecture on proper timing.

    by Scarlett on Feb 16, 2017 at 3:07 pm

  5. I will rain curses on him/her angrily

    by Nikky on Feb 16, 2017 at 3:16 pm

  6. I Go Lock Her Up

    by ECON on Feb 16, 2017 at 3:19 pm

  7. You this impersontor you are bringing curses to you, your family and your entire generations, pls stop impersonating Queenboy.
    I won’t do anything cos it was as a result of my carelessness that all those things happened.
    Sometimes we(humans) needs to put blame on ourselves.

    by Horsfall on Feb 16, 2017 at 3:39 pm

  8. i will ignore them

    by favy on Feb 16, 2017 at 3:39 pm

  9. I will shut my door against them without any utterances.

    by Passion on Feb 16, 2017 at 3:44 pm

  10. Let it happen first

    by Softie on Feb 16, 2017 at 3:46 pm

  11. I will smash his/her head

    by princewhyte on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:01 pm

  12. I will register his/her life in the book of death

    by Yfn lucci on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:08 pm

  13. SMH for the person

    by Anonymous on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:15 pm

  14. SMH for the person

    by Bunmi on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:16 pm

  15. NOthing,just acident

    by Bro cc on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:21 pm

  16. So my village people don send you abi?(fight go start)

    by IFECO B on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:23 pm

  17. that day we be my bad day.
    i will star crying(enemy from my mother’s house).

    by celestine on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:44 pm

  18. i ill just gaze at he\she

    by Deeper on Feb 16, 2017 at 5:10 pm

  19. I will give him or her a very dirty slap and slam d door in his or her face.

    by Esty on Feb 16, 2017 at 5:44 pm

  20. Or jehovah witnesses

    by Kaymond on Feb 16, 2017 at 5:48 pm

  21. I ll slam d door in anger

    by Gynee on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:24 pm

  22. Omo person go die ooo

    by GOE on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:25 pm

  23. I’m new here

    by Elmustapha Muhammad on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:27 pm

  24. When The Accident Happen First Then I’ll Know If I Should Beat The Person Up Or Nt. Bt On A Serious Matter I Won’t Do A Thing It Was Afterall Caused By My Carelessness

    by JeReMaNe BrOoKs on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:09 pm

  25. I will register his /her face with slap.

    by ABC on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:10 pm

  26. I will SLAP the hell out of them for causing me so much pain.

    by Kizz on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:12 pm

  27. Hmm at dat point i will stop imagining because if am 2 continue with d imagination he wil land in hell fire

    by NANCY on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:32 pm

  28. Haha,slap am well wel

    by RadicalBoy on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:04 pm

  29. I will do nothing to the person.

    by Sweet on Feb 16, 2017 at 9:10 pm

  30. haba

    by unyime David on Feb 16, 2017 at 9:13 pm

  31. will stop assuming

    by lek on Feb 16, 2017 at 9:26 pm

  32. cry

    by Hills on Feb 16, 2017 at 10:31 pm

  33. I will stop imagining

    by Cornel on Feb 16, 2017 at 11:06 pm

  34. I will just cry due to d pains

    by Shulammite on Feb 16, 2017 at 11:27 pm

  35. I’ll tell him/her to clean the house with me.

    by Moses on Feb 17, 2017 at 9:35 am

  36. Clean up my mess

    by Alfred on Feb 17, 2017 at 12:47 pm

  37. i’ll jst smile & register d sim..

    by abigail on Feb 17, 2017 at 8:13 pm

  38. I will curse the day he knocked on my door.

    by StevieArt. on Mar 1, 2017 at 2:28 pm

  39. Lol

    by Emily on Apr 11, 2017 at 5:26 pm

  40. jesus is lord 4 dat person; he or she will regret of registering sim card;

    by Ben on Apr 21, 2017 at 8:51 pm

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