Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your JAMB
result is out.
Akpors: Daddy You rememberJohn wey dey carry first for our
whole school? he failed…
Papa Akpos: That’s terrible,what happened?
Akpors: You also remember Paul wey dey teach me for house? He failed too.
Papa Akpos: what’s causing the poor performance?
Akpos: Daddy I don’t know, na so e be o. Even Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition
Papa Akpos: so how was your own result?
Akpos: You also remember OKON, our senior prefect? He failed.
Papa Akpos: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your own result!!
Akpos : (angrily) If all those people failed, do you expect me to pass
?? I’m I witch?