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Posted by on February 17, 2017. 9:01 am

Joke: Sharp Mum

A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there’s more between him and his roommate.

Reading his mom’s thought, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose your mother took it,do you?

He said, “Well I doubt it, but I’ll email her just to be sure!”

He sat down and wrote,

Dear mom,

After your visit me, the silver plate has been missing.

I’m not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house, and I’m not saying that you don’t take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
Your son.

Several days later, he received an email from his mother which read:

Dear Son,

I’m not saying that you do sleep with your roommate, and I’m not saying that you don’t sleep with her: but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.

Love,
Mom

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25 Responses

  1. lol.. sharp mom indeed

    by Wizzyking on Feb 17, 2017 at 9:18 am

  2. lol, its gud 2 b sharp

    by mhiz rhopheehart on Feb 17, 2017 at 9:31 am

  3. Wow so sharp

    by Horsfall on Feb 17, 2017 at 9:53 am

  4. Wonderful
    see creative sense, lol

    by Deeper on Feb 17, 2017 at 9:53 am

  5. sharp mom

    by mycliko on Feb 17, 2017 at 10:29 am

  6. That is a good mum

    by James on Feb 17, 2017 at 10:44 am

  7. sharp mum indeed..lol!

    by Praiz on Feb 17, 2017 at 11:06 am

  8. Hum,real sharp mum

    by Esty on Feb 17, 2017 at 11:06 am

  9. Rugged mother

    by IFECO B on Feb 17, 2017 at 12:32 pm

  10. wonderful

    by cheryff on Feb 17, 2017 at 12:44 pm

  11. Lol

    by Bunmi on Feb 17, 2017 at 12:59 pm

  12. Lol

    by RadicalBoy on Feb 17, 2017 at 1:14 pm

  13. wow

    by cara on Feb 17, 2017 at 1:15 pm

  14. Wonderful mum

    by Amerl on Feb 17, 2017 at 1:18 pm

  15. smart mama

    by emeks on Feb 17, 2017 at 1:46 pm

  16. typical Nigerian woman

    by unyime David on Feb 17, 2017 at 3:43 pm

  17. Wow,very sharp mum

    by Nikky on Feb 17, 2017 at 4:17 pm

  18. Wow nice

    by Joy on Feb 17, 2017 at 4:55 pm

  19. Sharp mum indeed

    by Sweet on Feb 17, 2017 at 5:49 pm

  20. Exactly @David

    by Yomide on Feb 17, 2017 at 8:41 pm

  21. Mama on point?

    by 👑Topsydarl💄 on Feb 17, 2017 at 11:01 pm

  22. Mama

    by Olatunji on Feb 18, 2017 at 12:06 pm

  23. wat awise n sharp woman she is

    by Anonymous on Feb 19, 2017 at 12:25 am

  24. Not do sharp.
    D girl is a serious student. She goes to night class

    by Duke on Feb 21, 2017 at 4:00 pm

  25. This one na sharp malee Wise mumm

    by Joshua on Feb 23, 2017 at 5:04 pm

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