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Joke: Ten Sins Committed On Facebook

1. You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend- Down- Select under market & on facebook you write:”I love Gucci underwears” *God is watching you*

2. You’re a married man with 2 kids & on facebook you always claim to be single *God is watching you*

3. You’re 21 yrs old & you’re dating a man of 59 yrs, your updates say “can’t wait to see my baby.” Is that your baby or your ancestor? *God is watching you*

4. You’re are drinking ice water & you update “I’m drinking Johnny Walker on the rocks” *God is watching you*

5. You’re in the house Listening to a radio but you update “watching superman man of steel at the cinemas” *God is watching you*

6. You sell retail biscuit, airtime n chewing gums or in an grocery SHOP & u update “had a long day in the office” *God is watching you*

7. You are waiting for a mat/taxi & u update “stuck in traffic thank God for the air conditioner in ma car” *God is watching you*

8. You are using some fake Chinese phone and you update ur status “My laptop is slow” *God is watching you*

9. You are in some fake slum n u update your status “near New York” *God is watching you*

10. Your real name is Bizibu/Kekimirenzyo or some funny names and on facebook u call yourself Mcute Pretty Bootylicious Fly *God is watching you* Gud Afternoon Palz!!!

29 comments

  1. ble'Sinn daH arCher

    Lwkmd

  2. So Funny……………………

  3. lol
    that
    is
    wat
    is happening nowadayz

  4. Indeed the social media has become a place where people lie.

  5. shurt up iam leaveing 1000

  6. Social media is a place people speak negative(lies)

  7. It’s becoming questionable

  8. Lolzz so funny

  9. Lol d last one is very funny

  10. Lol d last one is very funny.

  11. Lolz

  12. Social media!!!
    That ridiculous

  13. OMG!! Social Media Is Nw A Lying Center.

  14. LWKMD OOO

  15. U dat u ar living with ur mother 6ter uncle and ur father and u say u ar tired of sleeping alone. God is watching u

  16. That’s true

  17. is how they use to do

  18. hahaha no. 3 guan

  19. True talk

  20. Extremely funny 😁

  21. Lol…”Bootylicious Fly”

  22. Lol, it’s their work

  23. Na true
    specially girls

  24. Those of u in local kitchen a posting in an Chinese restaurant* God is watching u*

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