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Joke: Ten Sins Committed On Facebook

1. You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend- Down- Select under market & on facebook you write:”I love Gucci underwears” *God is watching you*

2. You’re a married man with 2 kids & on facebook you always claim to be single *God is watching you*

3. You’re 21 yrs old & you’re dating a man of 59 yrs, your updates say “can’t wait to see my baby.” Is that your baby or your ancestor? *God is watching you*

4. You’re are drinking ice water & you update “I’m drinking Johnny Walker on the rocks” *God is watching you*

5. You’re in the house Listening to a radio but you update “watching superman man of steel at the cinemas” *God is watching you*

6. You sell retail biscuit, airtime n chewing gums or in an grocery SHOP & u update “had a long day in the office” *God is watching you*

7. You are waiting for a mat/taxi & u update “stuck in traffic thank God for the air conditioner in ma car” *God is watching you*

8. You are using some fake Chinese phone and you update ur status “My laptop is slow” *God is watching you*

9. You are in some fake slum n u update your status “near New York” *God is watching you*

10. Your real name is Bizibu/Kekimirenzyo or some funny names and on facebook u call yourself Mcute Pretty Bootylicious Fly *God is watching you* Gud Afternoon Palz!!!


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Posted by BRAINBOX On February 16, 2017

Categories: Jokes

30 Responses

  1. Lwkmd

    by ble'Sinn daH arCher on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:36 pm Reply

  2. lol

    by sodiq on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:42 pm Reply

  3. So Funny……………………

    by Elisco on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:47 pm Reply

  4. lol
    that
    is
    wat
    is happening nowadayz

    by Deeper on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:58 pm Reply

  5. Indeed the social media has become a place where people lie.

    by Horsfall on Feb 16, 2017 at 5:13 pm Reply

  6. loollzz

    by cisse on Feb 16, 2017 at 5:18 pm Reply

  7. shurt up iam leaveing 1000

    by precious on Feb 16, 2017 at 5:21 pm Reply

  8. Asin

    by Bunmi on Feb 16, 2017 at 5:29 pm Reply

  9. Social media is a place people speak negative(lies)

    by Brucelon on Feb 16, 2017 at 5:47 pm Reply

  10. It’s becoming questionable

    by Passion on Feb 16, 2017 at 5:50 pm Reply

  11. LWKMD

    by Lily on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:00 pm Reply

  12. Lolzz so funny

    by GOE on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:07 pm Reply

  13. Lol d last one is very funny

    by Joy on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:46 pm Reply

  14. Lol d last one is very funny.

    by Joy on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:47 pm Reply

  15. Lolz

    by JeReMaNe BrOoKs on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:57 pm Reply

  16. Social media!!!
    That ridiculous

    by Afonjas on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:14 pm Reply

  17. OMG!! Social Media Is Nw A Lying Center.

    by Anonymous on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:27 pm Reply

  18. LWKMD OOO

    by RadicalBoy on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:29 pm Reply

  19. U dat u ar living with ur mother 6ter uncle and ur father and u say u ar tired of sleeping alone. God is watching u

    by Abdulaz on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:35 pm Reply

  20. That’s true

    by Sweet on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:47 pm Reply

  21. is how they use to do

    by oyemos on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:50 pm Reply

  22. Na true

    by Nikky on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:59 pm Reply

  23. hahaha no. 3 guan

    by unyime David on Feb 16, 2017 at 9:01 pm Reply

  24. True talk

    by Shulammite on Feb 16, 2017 at 11:18 pm Reply

  25. Extremely funny ?

    by Kelly on Feb 17, 2017 at 12:20 am Reply

  26. Lol…”Bootylicious Fly”

    by Xcel on Feb 17, 2017 at 6:08 am Reply

  27. Lol, it’s their work

    by Amazheen on Feb 17, 2017 at 10:25 am Reply

  28. Na true
    specially girls

    by Miraboy on Feb 17, 2017 at 10:40 am Reply

  29. Those of u in local kitchen a posting in an Chinese restaurant* God is watching u*

    by Bae recka on Feb 19, 2017 at 7:17 pm Reply

  30. You DAT is socking gari and you right you are in villa hotel God is washing you

    by Joshua on Feb 23, 2017 at 10:44 pm Reply

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