Joke: Ten Sins Committed On Facebook

1. You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend- Down- Select under market & on facebook you write:”I love Gucci underwears” *God is watching you*

2. You’re a married man with 2 kids & on facebook you always claim to be single *God is watching you*

3. You’re 21 yrs old & you’re dating a man of 59 yrs, your updates say “can’t wait to see my baby.” Is that your baby or your ancestor? *God is watching you*

4. You’re are drinking ice water & you update “I’m drinking Johnny Walker on the rocks” *God is watching you*

5. You’re in the house Listening to a radio but you update “watching superman man of steel at the cinemas” *God is watching you*

6. You sell retail biscuit, airtime n chewing gums or in an grocery SHOP & u update “had a long day in the office” *God is watching you*

7. You are waiting for a mat/taxi & u update “stuck in traffic thank God for the air conditioner in ma car” *God is watching you*

8. You are using some fake Chinese phone and you update ur status “My laptop is slow” *God is watching you*

9. You are in some fake slum n u update your status “near New York” *God is watching you*

10. Your real name is Bizibu/Kekimirenzyo or some funny names and on facebook u call yourself Mcute Pretty Bootylicious Fly *God is watching you* Gud Afternoon Palz!!!

i Never fake MYself just to look perfect bcause perfection is never real and reality is never perfect

30 Comments

  1. ble'Sinn daH arCher

    February 16, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    Lwkmd

  2. sodiq

    February 16, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    lol

  3. Elisco

    February 16, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    So Funny……………………

  4. Deeper

    February 16, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    lol
    that
    is
    wat
    is happening nowadayz

  5. Horsfall

    February 16, 2017 at 5:13 pm

    Indeed the social media has become a place where people lie.

  6. cisse

    February 16, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    loollzz

  7. precious

    February 16, 2017 at 5:21 pm

    shurt up iam leaveing 1000

  8. Bunmi

    February 16, 2017 at 5:29 pm

    Asin

  9. Brucelon

    February 16, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    Social media is a place people speak negative(lies)

  10. Passion

    February 16, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    It’s becoming questionable

  11. Lily

    February 16, 2017 at 6:00 pm

    LWKMD

  12. GOE

    February 16, 2017 at 6:07 pm

    Lolzz so funny

  13. Joy

    February 16, 2017 at 6:46 pm

    Lol d last one is very funny

  14. Joy

    February 16, 2017 at 6:47 pm

    Lol d last one is very funny.

  15. JeReMaNe BrOoKs

    February 16, 2017 at 6:57 pm

    Lolz

  16. Afonjas

    February 16, 2017 at 7:14 pm

    Social media!!!
    That ridiculous

  17. Anonymous

    February 16, 2017 at 7:27 pm

    OMG!! Social Media Is Nw A Lying Center.

  18. RadicalBoy

    February 16, 2017 at 7:29 pm

    LWKMD OOO

  19. Abdulaz

    February 16, 2017 at 7:35 pm

    U dat u ar living with ur mother 6ter uncle and ur father and u say u ar tired of sleeping alone. God is watching u

  20. Sweet

    February 16, 2017 at 8:47 pm

    That’s true

  21. oyemos

    February 16, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    is how they use to do

  22. Nikky

    February 16, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    Na true

  23. unyime David

    February 16, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    hahaha no. 3 guan

  24. Shulammite

    February 16, 2017 at 11:18 pm

    True talk

  25. Kelly

    February 17, 2017 at 12:20 am

    Extremely funny ?

  26. Xcel

    February 17, 2017 at 6:08 am

    Lol…”Bootylicious Fly”

  27. Amazheen

    February 17, 2017 at 10:25 am

    Lol, it’s their work

  28. Miraboy

    February 17, 2017 at 10:40 am

    Na true
    specially girls

  29. Bae recka

    February 19, 2017 at 7:17 pm

    Those of u in local kitchen a posting in an Chinese restaurant* God is watching u*

  30. Joshua

    February 23, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    You DAT is socking gari and you right you are in villa hotel God is washing you

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