Joke: Tie the Nigerian On My Back

A Togolese, a Nigerian and a Ghanaian were caught red handed drinking alcohol in Saudi Arabia, where consumption of Alcohol is strictly prohibited.

The three of them were dragged in front of the Sultan, who said:

“You will get 50 lashes for the consumption of alcohol. However, since you are foreigners and did not know about the prohibition, I will be lenient. Each of you will have a wish before getting the punishment.
You start, Togolese.”

Togolese: “I wish that you tie a pillow to my back, before you flog me.” His wish was fulfilled, but the flogging was so strong that the pillow tore into pieces after 25 lashes.

The Nigerian, upon seeing what had happened to the Togolese wished for two pillows on his back but still, the pillows got torn early.

Now the Sultan turns to the Ghana-man, and says:

“Now, Ghanaian, since I am a big football fan and you play such beautiful football, I will be specially lenient with you. You have two wishes, but choose well.”

Ghana-man says: “First of all I want 100 lashes”.

The Nigerian and the Togolese look at themselves flabbergasted.

The Sultan replies: “I do not understand it, but we will grant you the double number of lashes! And your second wish?”

Ghana-man:“Tie the Nigerian on my back”

i Never fake MYself just to look perfect bcause perfection is never real and reality is never perfect

21 Comments

  1. Eben

    December 26, 2015 at 12:15 pm

    Nice one but d story is short

  2. Ruth ogunnubi

    December 26, 2015 at 12:30 pm

    Ur cry jst started

    • Etojoy

      April 18, 2017 at 2:39 pm

      Don’t get it

  3. crox

    December 26, 2015 at 12:50 pm

    you wanted 2 marry a white,haha…nw u ar paying d price 4 ur greed

  4. Jolade

    December 26, 2015 at 8:27 pm

    The story has good morals,nice one,

  5. IFECO B

    February 17, 2017 at 12:30 am

    This guy too wicked oo

  6. RadicalBoy

    February 17, 2017 at 5:42 am

    U already posted diz bt funny

  7. Shulammite

    February 17, 2017 at 5:52 am

    Posted in a different way

  8. Horsfall

    February 17, 2017 at 6:17 am

    Posted before

  9. ruff character

    February 17, 2017 at 6:33 am

    Hahahah

  10. emeks

    February 17, 2017 at 7:00 am

    posted before

  11. Nikky

    February 17, 2017 at 8:04 am

    its been posted before but its so funny

  12. Iman

    February 17, 2017 at 8:22 am

    ahhhh wickedness in high places

  13. tobex

    February 17, 2017 at 8:36 am

    datz not gud at alll oooo

  14. Ele

    February 17, 2017 at 9:25 am

    lolz

  15. fatenite

    February 17, 2017 at 10:53 am

    hahahahaha the nigerian don suffer be that

  16. Esty

    February 17, 2017 at 11:22 am

    Posted b4. Funny though

  17. Anonymous

    February 17, 2017 at 1:48 pm

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  18. unyime David

    February 17, 2017 at 3:58 pm

    final!

  19. unyime David

    February 17, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    final show

  20. Faith

    February 18, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    Naija u don suffer

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