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Posted by on February 17, 2017. 12:07 am

Joke: Tie the Nigerian On My Back

A Togolese, a Nigerian and a Ghanaian were caught red handed drinking alcohol in Saudi Arabia, where consumption of Alcohol is strictly prohibited.

The three of them were dragged in front of the Sultan, who said:

“You will get 50 lashes for the consumption of alcohol. However, since you are foreigners and did not know about the prohibition, I will be lenient. Each of you will have a wish before getting the punishment.
You start, Togolese.”

Togolese: “I wish that you tie a pillow to my back, before you flog me.” His wish was fulfilled, but the flogging was so strong that the pillow tore into pieces after 25 lashes.

The Nigerian, upon seeing what had happened to the Togolese wished for two pillows on his back but still, the pillows got torn early.

Now the Sultan turns to the Ghana-man, and says:

“Now, Ghanaian, since I am a big football fan and you play such beautiful football, I will be specially lenient with you. You have two wishes, but choose well.”

Ghana-man says: “First of all I want 100 lashes”.

The Nigerian and the Togolese look at themselves flabbergasted.

The Sultan replies: “I do not understand it, but we will grant you the double number of lashes! And your second wish?”

Ghana-man:“Tie the Nigerian on my back”

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20 Responses

  1. Nice one but d story is short

    by Eben on Dec 26, 2015 at 12:15 pm

  2. Ur cry jst started

    by Ruth ogunnubi on Dec 26, 2015 at 12:30 pm

  3. you wanted 2 marry a white,haha…nw u ar paying d price 4 ur greed

    by crox on Dec 26, 2015 at 12:50 pm

  4. The story has good morals,nice one,

    by Jolade on Dec 26, 2015 at 8:27 pm

  5. This guy too wicked oo

    by IFECO B on Feb 17, 2017 at 12:30 am

  6. U already posted diz bt funny

    by RadicalBoy on Feb 17, 2017 at 5:42 am

  7. Posted in a different way

    by Shulammite on Feb 17, 2017 at 5:52 am

  8. Posted before

    by Horsfall on Feb 17, 2017 at 6:17 am

  9. Hahahah

    by ruff character on Feb 17, 2017 at 6:33 am

  10. posted before

    by emeks on Feb 17, 2017 at 7:00 am

  11. its been posted before but its so funny

    by Nikky on Feb 17, 2017 at 8:04 am

  12. ahhhh wickedness in high places

    by Iman on Feb 17, 2017 at 8:22 am

  13. datz not gud at alll oooo

    by tobex on Feb 17, 2017 at 8:36 am

  14. lolz

    by Ele on Feb 17, 2017 at 9:25 am

  15. hahahahaha the nigerian don suffer be that

    by fatenite on Feb 17, 2017 at 10:53 am

  16. Posted b4. Funny though

    by Esty on Feb 17, 2017 at 11:22 am

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    by Anonymous on Feb 17, 2017 at 1:48 pm

  18. final!

    by unyime David on Feb 17, 2017 at 3:58 pm

  19. final show

    by unyime David on Feb 17, 2017 at 4:01 pm

  20. Naija u don suffer

    by Faith on Feb 18, 2017 at 2:42 pm

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