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Jokes: Akpos’ Elder Brother, Rukewe, Travelled To London

Posted by on January 11, 2017.

Akpos’ elder brother, Rukewe, travelled to London months ago, leaving behind Akpos, their aged mom & their pet cat, kelly.
Last week Rukewe called from London to know how they’re doing…
RUKEWE: Akpos how una dey now, how kelly?

AKPOS: Kelly done die.
RUKEWE (after a pause): Akpos u for use small small reveal dis kin bad news na. U for jus say d cat fall inside well but neighbors de try comot am. Den when I call again, u go say e break neck small but vet doctor dey try revive am. Den when i call again, u go say dem try their best but dem no fit save am. Na so dem dey reveal bad news in a mature way. u hear me?
AKPOS: Yes bros.
RUKEWE: Ok. how mama na?
AKPOS: Bros. mama sef fall inside well o, but neighbors dey try comot am.
(Phone cuts)
Rukewe has now been admitted in a private hospital in London..

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15 Responses

  1. Just passing

    by ruff character on Jan 11, 2017 at 6:55 pm

  2. The bahd guy

    by Queenboy on Jan 11, 2017 at 7:11 pm

  3. It’s not akpos fault

    by Deco on Jan 11, 2017 at 7:36 pm

  4. im no sweet jooooo

    by tobex on Jan 11, 2017 at 7:51 pm

  5. Mama don die be that lol

    by Topsydarl on Jan 11, 2017 at 8:39 pm

  6. funny

    by yumyty on Jan 11, 2017 at 9:34 pm

  7. Funny

    by Faito'o on Jan 11, 2017 at 10:29 pm

  8. |O|

    by Jr on Jan 11, 2017 at 10:49 pm

  9. akpos d fast learner

    by jerry on Jan 12, 2017 at 7:32 am

  10. Akpos ehh

    by RadicalBoy on Jan 12, 2017 at 7:53 am

  11. Lolzz

    by Macnuel on Jan 12, 2017 at 11:58 am

  12. hahaha so funny

    by Anonymous on Feb 20, 2017 at 6:30 pm

  13. hahaha so funny

    by misturat on Feb 20, 2017 at 6:31 pm

  14. nt funi

    by J on Feb 21, 2017 at 8:40 pm

  15. May doctor treat am well

    by Yetty on Jun 4, 2017 at 1:46 pm

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