Jokes: Akpos’ Elder Brother, Rukewe, Travelled To London

Akpos’ elder brother, Rukewe, travelled to London months ago, leaving behind Akpos, their aged mom & their pet cat, kelly.
Last week Rukewe called from London to know how they’re doing…
RUKEWE: Akpos how una dey now, how kelly?

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AKPOS: Kelly done die.
RUKEWE (after a pause): Akpos u for use small small reveal dis kin bad news na. U for jus say d cat fall inside well but neighbors de try comot am. Den when I call again, u go say e break neck small but vet doctor dey try revive am. Den when i call again, u go say dem try their best but dem no fit save am. Na so dem dey reveal bad news in a mature way. u hear me?
AKPOS: Yes bros.
RUKEWE: Ok. how mama na?
AKPOS: Bros. mama sef fall inside well o, but neighbors dey try comot am.
(Phone cuts)
Rukewe has now been admitted in a private hospital in London..

11 comments

  1. Just passing

  2. The bahd guy

  3. It’s not akpos fault

  4. im no sweet jooooo

  5. Mama don die be that lol

  6. akpos d fast learner

  7. Akpos ehh

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