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Posted by on January 11, 2017. 6:58 pm

Jokes: Akpos Goes To A Store For Groceries

Akpos goes to a store for groceries. He finds cat food at a very special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The manager sees this and thinks that Akpos probably doesn’t own a cat and he might give the cat food to his children. He goes to Akpos and ask him to bring the cat as proof for him to buy the cat food. Akpos goes and bring his cat and the manager lets him buy the dozen cans.

A few days later Akpos finds dog food at a low lower price. He buys a dozen cans of dog food. Again the manager wants proof that he owns the dog. Akpos goes to get his dog and the manager lets him buy.
A few days later Akpos goes to the store carrying a bag. He ask the manager to put his hand in the bag and feel what is inside. After feeling what’s in the bag the manager says, “What the f**k? What is this? Is this shit?” Akpos nodded and replied, “Yes I wanted to buy toilet paper and I don’t want you to send me back for proof again.”

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34 Responses

  1. hahahaha…funny

    by donkesh on Jan 11, 2017 at 7:01 pm

  2. sooo funny

    by kimberly on Jan 11, 2017 at 7:06 pm

  3. Funny indeed

    by Queenboy on Jan 11, 2017 at 7:10 pm

  4. Hahahaha! Na correct prove be that

    by Emerald on Jan 11, 2017 at 7:25 pm

  5. Stupid akpos

    by Deco on Jan 11, 2017 at 7:33 pm

  6. 9ice One

    by Daniel on Jan 11, 2017 at 8:01 pm

  7. lolz

    by King on Jan 11, 2017 at 8:14 pm

  8. CHAI! LOI

    by Joe on Jan 11, 2017 at 8:24 pm

  9. Lolz

    by Topsydarl on Jan 11, 2017 at 8:31 pm

  10. akpos Mumu Ooo

    by princewhyte on Jan 11, 2017 at 8:37 pm

  11. What a prove

    by JohnnyWhite on Jan 11, 2017 at 9:29 pm

  12. HAHA

    by RadicalBoy on Jan 11, 2017 at 9:30 pm

  13. Funny.

    by quiny on Jan 11, 2017 at 10:35 pm

  14. That’s d best prove 2 cut shut d matter.

    by quiny on Jan 11, 2017 at 10:36 pm

  15. ABEEEEE! manager want prove

    by Lloyd clinton on Jan 12, 2017 at 12:58 am

  16. LOL

    by PRAISE on Jan 12, 2017 at 8:37 am

  17. BETTER

    by BELINDA on Jan 12, 2017 at 8:38 am

  18. so funny

    by Anonymous on Jan 12, 2017 at 9:38 am

  19. Funny..

    by Macnuel on Jan 12, 2017 at 11:55 am

  20. Gud

    by Anonymous on Jan 12, 2017 at 6:47 pm

  21. funny

    by Godgift on Jan 12, 2017 at 11:14 pm

  22. Bahd guy

    by adeola on Jan 12, 2017 at 11:16 pm

  23. So funny

    by Yusuf Olarewaju on Jan 14, 2017 at 7:02 pm

  24. I love ur jokes gideon

    by Chidera on Jan 14, 2017 at 7:03 pm

  25. Funny

    by Gideon on Jan 19, 2017 at 1:59 pm

  26. thumb’s up

    by Solex on Jan 21, 2017 at 11:44 am

  27. Unnnnnnn smelling poopoo

    by C.O. on Jan 22, 2017 at 5:09 pm

  28. Oboy na wa oh

    by Jimiefab on Jan 28, 2017 at 3:47 pm

  29. So anything you wan buy you go show prove

    by Dan1810 on Feb 15, 2017 at 10:52 am

  30. Omo see prove if na u wetin u go do

    by Faith on Feb 18, 2017 at 4:15 pm

  31. So funny :D:D:D

    by Max on Feb 22, 2017 at 9:32 am

  32. silly akpors

    by Anonymous on Feb 25, 2017 at 8:20 pm

  33. I cnt laugh øõ

    by Anonymous on Mar 1, 2017 at 7:46 am

  34. funny

    by oluwakemi on Mar 26, 2017 at 8:36 am

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