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Posted by on January 11, 2017. 7:08 pm

Jokes: Akpos Hello! Who Am I Speaking With Pls?

Akpos: Hello? Who am I speaking with Pls?

Yahoo boy: Ah, don’t u know who is calling?

Akpos: No I don’t, the number is restricted.

Yahoo boy: How is Nigeria?

Akpos: Nigeria is fine but who am I speaking with? 

Yahoo boy: It’s your friend from London.

Akpos: I have a couple of friends in London 

which of them is this?

Yahoo boy: Just guess.

Akpos: Em, is it Fatai?

Yahoo boy: Yes! It’s me Fatai!

Akpos: Ah! Fatai! Looonggg time no see, how now? How is London?

Yahoo boy: London is fine, how is Ligeria?

Akpos: Nigeria dey there o, the usual wahala, Ehen! The other day I saw ur mother , she is very sick o, dat was two weeks ago, I am sure she should be dead by now….

Yahoo boy: Ah!

Akpos: Yes o, your father’s house in the village rainstorm blew away the roof and it landed on the old mans legs and shattered them, he is at Ogwa presently ……

Yahoo boy: Shuuooooo:O!

Akpos: ….yes o, the bone mender says it will not heal because he has diabetes, later they said tetanus has entered already, the man is quarter to go, your younger brother went to smoke Igbo with those bad boys and since then the guy kolo, he is in Uselu psychiatric now, your elder brother went to a burial at Ugbegunebudin he went to drink anyhow there, they nack am epilepsy there, he is just falling every time …..

Yahoo boy: Haaaaa!!!!!

Akpos: …wait o, there is more, your sister carry belle, e go do aborti ….

Yahoo boy: You wait! E don do for you! I reject everything you say in Jesus name! Those things will never happen to me….

Akpos: Ah! Is this not Fatai, they have already happened …

Yahoo boy: I am not Fatai, you *****, na God go punish u.
Akpos: Na devil go solder ur mouth, no go find work bloody thief! 419…wait make I burn your credit small, *****. 

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19 Responses

  1. akpos d sensetive guy

    by kimberly on Jan 11, 2017 at 7:27 pm

  2. Thats house of Ajebo comedy

    by Deco on Jan 11, 2017 at 7:27 pm

  3. dis is d ouse of akpos comedy

    by tobex on Jan 11, 2017 at 7:46 pm

  4. ajebo

    by GH on Jan 11, 2017 at 8:00 pm

  5. Akpos is very smart.

    by Anonymous on Jan 11, 2017 at 8:01 pm

  6. Akpos the sharp guy

    by Topsydarl on Jan 11, 2017 at 8:20 pm

  7. GUD OF U

    by BOBBY on Jan 11, 2017 at 8:41 pm

  8. LOLZ

    by RadicalBoy on Jan 11, 2017 at 9:25 pm

  9. Akpos dey maga

    by Queenboy on Jan 11, 2017 at 9:38 pm

  10. The House Of Ajebo

    by Rivaldo241 on Jan 11, 2017 at 10:09 pm

  11. Dis na area nah.

    by Flow on Jan 11, 2017 at 10:30 pm

  12. Cnt stop laughing….mehn!

    by quiny on Jan 11, 2017 at 10:31 pm

  13. Akpos dont have conscience,because of those heavy lies to one man.Well that man deserve it.

    by Lloyd clinton on Jan 12, 2017 at 1:11 am

  14. Old Joke

    by King on Jan 12, 2017 at 5:53 am

  15. ajebo

    by Tina on Jan 13, 2017 at 8:24 pm

  16. ajebo comedy.

    by pp girl on Jan 14, 2017 at 9:24 pm

  17. Old joke

    by Baron on Jan 16, 2017 at 3:07 pm

  18. AJEBO

    by Anonymous on Jan 27, 2017 at 10:07 pm

  19. akpor be a gud boy now

    by misturat on Feb 20, 2017 at 6:27 pm

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