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Posted by on February 16, 2017. 2:57 am

Jokes: Akpos Meets Donald Trump

​American President, Donald Trump decided  to paint the White House and hence availed the project for contractors worldwide to send in their bid.

A Chinese contractor bided 3,000 USD,

An European contractor says he will need 7,000 USD for the job;
Akpos, an African contractor who is based mainly in Ghana and Nigeria says he will take 10,000 USD.

Each of the contractors was asked to give details of their budget.

Below is their budget breakdown:

Chinese:    500 USD for painting materials; 2,000 USD to pay my workers and 500 USD as my workmanship -I will hire 4 people.

European: 5,000 USD for painting materials, equipment/machinery; 1,000 USD for the machine operator and 1000 USD as my workmanship.

Akpos: (He whispered into the president’s ear)- I will give you Donald Trump, 4,000 USD;  I will take 3,000 USD as workmanship and give the remaining 3,000 USD to the Chinese to complete the project.

Trump was confused. 

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25 Responses

  1. Lolz

    by Kunle on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:13 am

  2. HaHaHa! Funny Akpos.

    by BLESSING on Feb 16, 2017 at 4:36 am

  3. Krazy dude

    by CARTER on Feb 16, 2017 at 5:48 am

  4. nice

    by King on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:08 am

  5. Lolzz

    by GOE on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:11 am

  6. Akpos is indeed crazy.

    by Horsfall on Feb 16, 2017 at 6:23 am

  7. LOLZ

    by ELIMATT on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:27 am

  8. thats apkors for you

    by emeks on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:47 am

  9. Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahhahhahahahahahaa. Corruption

    by Xadeeq on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:58 am

  10. Hahaha, FUNNY

    by Fawaz on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:11 am

  11. Lol

    by ABC on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:16 am

  12. very funny

    by Nikky on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:30 am

  13. The Corruption Is Already In His Blood…………………….Funny

    by Elisco on Feb 16, 2017 at 8:31 am

  14. buhari must hear this

    by unyime David on Feb 16, 2017 at 9:01 am

  15. lolz monkey sense

    by Ele on Feb 16, 2017 at 11:14 am

  16. Cool

    by Taiwx on Feb 16, 2017 at 11:29 am

  17. Naija with embezzlement

    by ruff character on Feb 16, 2017 at 11:32 am

  18. laughing

    by joshua on Feb 16, 2017 at 12:35 pm

  19. LOL smart guy

    by oyemos on Feb 16, 2017 at 1:06 pm

  20. Very Funny

    by ECON on Feb 16, 2017 at 3:55 pm

  21. Akpos ehh

    by RadicalBoy on Feb 16, 2017 at 7:43 pm

  22. Real corruption

    by Marlex on Feb 17, 2017 at 9:09 am

  23. VERY FUNNY

    by KENNY STAR on Feb 17, 2017 at 9:45 am

  24. YOU PEOPLE ARE FUNNY,BUT YOU USED MY NAME.LOL

    by DONALD TRUMP on Feb 22, 2017 at 6:30 pm

  25. Hahahahahhaha clever guy

    by Marshall007 on Apr 28, 2017 at 8:20 am

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