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Jokes: Akpos the wise Igbo man

Posted by on September 27, 2016.

An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother’s burial. Afterlowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice,meat etc, into thegrave in line with tradition. 

A Hausa Man asked why? The Edoman smiled and said,”According to our tradition, the dead goon a long journey and need all the food itemsthey can get”.The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said,“When the food finish, buy more”.

The Yoruba man droppedN50,000 and said, “Add this in case it’s not enough.”

Akpos, The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote acheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the N150,000 notes as change, then said “Nwanne,withdraw it when you reach dia oooo!!.. It is going to be a dangerousjourney, we don’t know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy. Travel well oooo! Igbo Kwenu!!😀😀😀

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37 Responses

  1. Akpos d bad guy…nice:D

    by Sodo on Sep 27, 2016 at 3:01 am

  2. very funny

    by Abigail on Sep 27, 2016 at 6:13 am

  3. very funny

    by Femi on Sep 27, 2016 at 7:45 am

  4. NA CONFIRM OWIBO MAN OHHHHHHH

    by CHUKREX on Sep 27, 2016 at 8:09 am

  5. igbo kwenu

    by one nation on Sep 27, 2016 at 8:41 am

  6. Dis one go well

    by Anonymous on Sep 27, 2016 at 9:04 am

  7. Brainy!!!Thumbs up

    by Dameisele on Sep 27, 2016 at 9:23 am

  8. nyc one jhooor

    by silver on Sep 27, 2016 at 10:34 am

  9. Apkos the wise man, nah you biko ooo…

    by Deyoung c on Sep 27, 2016 at 11:25 am

  10. Akpors the wise man, nah you biko ooo…….

    by Deyoung c on Sep 27, 2016 at 11:27 am

  11. Igbo’s are wise but nt has wise has d Yoruba people

    by Tobi on Sep 27, 2016 at 12:01 pm

  12. very funny

    by Anonymous on Sep 27, 2016 at 12:38 pm

  13. Everybdy knws igbos re wiser dan yorubas,. proudly igborian

    by Isyomah on Sep 27, 2016 at 1:49 pm

  14. Nice One

    by Queen on Sep 27, 2016 at 4:59 pm

  15. dis one beta oh..gud @op

    by young on Sep 27, 2016 at 7:12 pm

  16. wisest than tortoise

    by Ethan on Sep 27, 2016 at 8:12 pm

  17. 9ce one

    by USMAN on Sep 27, 2016 at 8:49 pm

  18. U for talk say na rubbish @young.igbo sef no dey carry last.igbo kwenu!!!..

    by kola on Sep 27, 2016 at 10:31 pm

  19. Hahaha igbo them wise pass

    by Elvis on Sep 28, 2016 at 8:49 am

  20. so una de say yoruba and hausa no wise ba i believe una

    by kcee money on Sep 28, 2016 at 3:28 pm

  21. Igbo like money chai

    by tolani on Sep 28, 2016 at 8:57 pm

  22. LOL nice guy

    by Benz Man on Sep 28, 2016 at 9:22 pm

  23. 😀

    by Ezekiel on Sep 28, 2016 at 11:01 pm

  24. Akpos wise die

    by Boss on Sep 29, 2016 at 5:09 pm

  25. 😂😂😉……akpos d badt guy

    by tronix on Sep 29, 2016 at 9:31 pm

  26. igbo till i die

    by Anonymous on Sep 30, 2016 at 3:24 pm

  27. Akpos d bad theif

    by Sam on Oct 1, 2016 at 12:49 pm

  28. Iyaaaaaaa!!!!! Igbo ekenem unu

    by Abuchi on Oct 1, 2016 at 2:57 pm

  29. As e dey hot

    by Hornest Akpos on Oct 1, 2016 at 3:49 pm

  30. Tuale 4 Igbo men

    by Orlando Brine on Oct 1, 2016 at 3:50 pm

  31. igbo una b jagaban

    by Anonymous on Oct 3, 2016 at 8:40 pm

  32. bahd sharp guy

    by vivacious on Oct 6, 2016 at 7:25 pm

  33. but won’t robbers steal the cheque too?

    by Anonymous on Oct 7, 2016 at 7:24 pm

  34. AKPOS D don

    by Olorus on Dec 29, 2016 at 7:08 am

  35. NNA MEN U TRY

    by JAMES on Jan 6, 2017 at 9:32 am

  36. 419 akpos

    by Anonymous on Feb 11, 2017 at 7:06 pm

  37. Very funny. Wise Akpos.

    by Lolz on Feb 18, 2017 at 6:18 am

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