Jokes: Akpos True Confession
I was a Candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones i knew and was waiting for manna to fall from Heaven when i noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up.
Through the help of my long neck, i peeped and checked her work, she was on number 65, i was still on number 21 and time was running out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her. We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone:
“What are it? Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dull boys! You are a disgrace to your manhood.”
Na so i shout; “heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!! I am finished yay, who has eraser eeeehhhh!!!!!!! ** ! Bad Market…..”