Jokes: Six Akpos Laughs

Six Akpos Laughs!!!

1) A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep.The next day, their driver died of poisoning. **************************************

2) A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why?He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum. **************************************

3) A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.************************************

4) Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them,Son: “What are you doing?” Ask the son. Father: “I’m putting petrol on your Mom.”Son: “Haauu – Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in yesterday.” Mother fainted!************************

5) A man went to the pub with his wife.When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered:”You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay. **************************************


6) An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?
The boy whispers, “Don’t shake it, we’ll lose the case!”

i Never fake MYself just to look perfect bcause perfection is never real and reality is never perfect

24 Comments

  1. IFECO B

    February 17, 2017 at 12:40 am

    Lol

  2. Victor

    February 17, 2017 at 5:19 am

    Really loving dis website.

  3. RadicalBoy

    February 17, 2017 at 5:45 am

    Amazing

  4. Shulammite

    February 17, 2017 at 6:02 am

    Hmmmmmmmmmm

  5. Horsfall

    February 17, 2017 at 6:12 am

    So funny, but i already know no.5

  6. j

    February 17, 2017 at 6:52 am

    CUL

  7. emeks

    February 17, 2017 at 7:06 am

    lol..don’t shake it o

  8. Nikky

    February 17, 2017 at 8:18 am

    ha ha ha

  9. Iman

    February 17, 2017 at 8:26 am

    LEL

  10. Deeper

    February 17, 2017 at 10:49 am

    Funy n elusive

  11. fatenite

    February 17, 2017 at 11:06 am

    gbese

  12. Esty

    February 17, 2017 at 11:34 am

    LWKMD

  13. Bunmi

    February 17, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    LOL

  14. Emmy

    February 17, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    Lol

  15. Ibk

    February 17, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    Lol

  16. Joy

    February 17, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    Haha I can’t stop laughing

  17. 0samamarine

    February 17, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    lwkm

  18. patonky

    February 18, 2017 at 10:25 am

    Don’t shake it oh!!!! Hahaha

  19. unyime David

    February 18, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    old but funny

  20. Anonymous

    February 19, 2017 at 2:16 pm

    super funny u ar as much as GOOD!

  21. Joshua

    February 23, 2017 at 5:17 pm

    The house maid say the OGA no say she nodey wear pant the OGA is in trouble

  22. Salako

    March 22, 2017 at 10:27 am

    Funny

  23. Marshall007

    April 28, 2017 at 8:17 am

    Hahahahahhaha,,,,kasalsa don burst be dat

  24. Rose

    July 10, 2017 at 5:58 pm

    funny but…..

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