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Posted by on February 17, 2017. 12:04 am

Jokes: Six Akpos Laughs

Six Akpos Laughs!!!

1) A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep.The next day, their driver died of poisoning. **************************************

2) A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why?He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum. **************************************

3) A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.************************************

4) Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them,Son: “What are you doing?” Ask the son. Father: “I’m putting petrol on your Mom.”Son: “Haauu – Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in yesterday.” Mother fainted!************************

5) A man went to the pub with his wife.When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered:”You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay. **************************************


6) An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?
The boy whispers, “Don’t shake it, we’ll lose the case!”

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23 Responses

  1. Lol

    by IFECO B on Feb 17, 2017 at 12:40 am

  2. Really loving dis website.

    by Victor on Feb 17, 2017 at 5:19 am

  3. Amazing

    by RadicalBoy on Feb 17, 2017 at 5:45 am

  4. Hmmmmmmmmmm

    by Shulammite on Feb 17, 2017 at 6:02 am

  5. So funny, but i already know no.5

    by Horsfall on Feb 17, 2017 at 6:12 am

  6. CUL

    by j on Feb 17, 2017 at 6:52 am

  7. lol..don’t shake it o

    by emeks on Feb 17, 2017 at 7:06 am

  8. ha ha ha

    by Nikky on Feb 17, 2017 at 8:18 am

  9. LEL

    by Iman on Feb 17, 2017 at 8:26 am

  10. Funy n elusive

    by Deeper on Feb 17, 2017 at 10:49 am

  11. gbese

    by fatenite on Feb 17, 2017 at 11:06 am

  12. LWKMD

    by Esty on Feb 17, 2017 at 11:34 am

  13. LOL

    by Bunmi on Feb 17, 2017 at 12:22 pm

  14. Lol

    by Emmy on Feb 17, 2017 at 2:00 pm

  15. Lol

    by Ibk on Feb 17, 2017 at 3:07 pm

  16. Haha I can’t stop laughing

    by Joy on Feb 17, 2017 at 4:43 pm

  17. lwkm

    by 0samamarine on Feb 17, 2017 at 6:28 pm

  18. Don’t shake it oh!!!! Hahaha

    by patonky on Feb 18, 2017 at 10:25 am

  19. old but funny

    by unyime David on Feb 18, 2017 at 9:54 pm

  20. super funny u ar as much as GOOD!

    by Anonymous on Feb 19, 2017 at 2:16 pm

  21. The house maid say the OGA no say she nodey wear pant the OGA is in trouble

    by Joshua on Feb 23, 2017 at 5:17 pm

  22. Funny

    by Salako on Mar 22, 2017 at 10:27 am

  23. Hahahahahhaha,,,,kasalsa don burst be dat

    by Marshall007 on Apr 28, 2017 at 8:17 am

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