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Jokes: Six Akpos Laughs

Six Akpos Laughs!!!

1) A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep.The next day, their driver died of poisoning. **************************************

2) A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why?He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum. **************************************

3) A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.************************************

4) Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them,Son: “What are you doing?” Ask the son. Father: “I’m putting petrol on your Mom.”Son: “Haauu – Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in yesterday.” Mother fainted!************************

5) A man went to the pub with his wife.When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered:”You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay. **************************************


6) An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?
The boy whispers, “Don’t shake it, we’ll lose the case!”


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Posted by BRAINBOX On February 17, 2017

Categories: Jokes

24 Responses

  1. Lol

    by IFECO B on Feb 17, 2017 at 12:40 am Reply

  2. Really loving dis website.

    by Victor on Feb 17, 2017 at 5:19 am Reply

  3. Amazing

    by RadicalBoy on Feb 17, 2017 at 5:45 am Reply

  4. Hmmmmmmmmmm

    by Shulammite on Feb 17, 2017 at 6:02 am Reply

  5. So funny, but i already know no.5

    by Horsfall on Feb 17, 2017 at 6:12 am Reply

  6. lol..don’t shake it o

    by emeks on Feb 17, 2017 at 7:06 am Reply

  7. ha ha ha

    by Nikky on Feb 17, 2017 at 8:18 am Reply

  8. Funy n elusive

    by Deeper on Feb 17, 2017 at 10:49 am Reply

  9. gbese

    by fatenite on Feb 17, 2017 at 11:06 am Reply

  10. LWKMD

    by Esty on Feb 17, 2017 at 11:34 am Reply

  11. Haha I can’t stop laughing

    by Joy on Feb 17, 2017 at 4:43 pm Reply

  12. lwkm

    by 0samamarine on Feb 17, 2017 at 6:28 pm Reply

  13. Don’t shake it oh!!!! Hahaha

    by patonky on Feb 18, 2017 at 10:25 am Reply

  14. old but funny

    by unyime David on Feb 18, 2017 at 9:54 pm Reply

  15. super funny u ar as much as GOOD!

    by Anonymous on Feb 19, 2017 at 2:16 pm Reply

  16. The house maid say the OGA no say she nodey wear pant the OGA is in trouble

    by Joshua on Feb 23, 2017 at 5:17 pm Reply

  17. Funny

    by Salako on Mar 22, 2017 at 10:27 am Reply

  18. Hahahahahhaha,,,,kasalsa don burst be dat

    by Marshall007 on Apr 28, 2017 at 8:17 am Reply

  19. funny but…..

    by Rose on Jul 10, 2017 at 5:58 pm Reply

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