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Jokes: The old woman and the passengers

Posted by on September 27, 2016.



PLS LAUGH SMALL MAKE THE COLD GO…

An old woman boarded a bus to Lagos from Calabarand told the driver,“driver, if you reach Benin tell me o!”The driver nodded and then she shouted again“my children, una hear wetin I tell am?”Everybody responded“Yes, mama”.On the long journey to Lagos, everybody sleptoff andforgot about Mama’s request. After several hours ofdriving and then close to Lagos, with Benin about4hours behind, the old woman asked,“driver, you never reach Benin?”Ooooh!” the driver exclaimed, “MamaBenin, is like 4 hours behind us”.Ah!”, the woman shoutedand started crying, “take me back to Benin, abeg I nowan wahala o!”

Considering the age of the woman, the passengersagreed that the driver should turn back to Benin. Ongetting to Benin, the driver came down, opened the doorand told the woman she was in Benin.The woman simply opened her hand bag,brought out 2 tablets of Panadol and swallowed themwith water. She then smiled and said,“Thank you my son. Na my daughter say when I reachBenin make I take 2 tablets ofPanadol. I don take am. Oya make we dey go Lagos…”

If you dey the bus, wetin you go do or talk? lol!

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38 Responses

  1. Sorry na ignorance cus educated personel no fit try am at all and if na single person ah we go quarel like criously

    by Abigail on Sep 27, 2016 at 6:21 am

  2. IF NA ME I GO PARROW GIVE AM WETIN SELF NOR B LIE OH

    by CHUKREX on Sep 27, 2016 at 8:12 am

  3. smile

    by wale on Sep 27, 2016 at 9:07 am

  4. i’ll just carefully drop nd bid safe jour.ey

    by daives on Sep 27, 2016 at 9:10 am

  5. Lack of undastanding

    by Josh on Sep 27, 2016 at 9:43 am

  6. Lip sealed

    by Isyomah on Sep 27, 2016 at 1:44 pm

  7. If Na Me, Her Jounrey Don End There Be That

    by Queen on Sep 27, 2016 at 4:55 pm

  8. Funny

    by Anonymous on Sep 27, 2016 at 5:18 pm

  9. I am gonna know dat its because she is an illiterate

    by kola on Sep 27, 2016 at 10:35 pm

  10. I will be like CHAI JESUS

    by Godswill on Sep 27, 2016 at 10:35 pm

  11. if Na me o. I go take that mama go to Lagos and collect the money

    by Anonymous on Sep 28, 2016 at 9:37 am

  12. Its nt her fault, she told d driver so dere z no need of accusing her.

    by Anonymous on Sep 28, 2016 at 11:50 am

  13. If Person Want Use Anger, Her Journey Don End There, I Go Throw Her Things Out But Another Thing B Say Na Old Woman Wey Her Brain Don Turn To Smal Pickin

    by Anonymous on Sep 28, 2016 at 11:59 am

  14. 2 funing

    by Seun on Sep 28, 2016 at 4:01 pm

  15. i will fuck di woman through her anus

    by Anonymous on Sep 28, 2016 at 6:30 pm

  16. I will insult dat woman

    by tolani on Sep 28, 2016 at 8:53 pm

  17. I will insult dat woman

    by Benz Man on Sep 28, 2016 at 9:26 pm

  18. I will just drop her there

    by lisa on Sep 28, 2016 at 9:59 pm

  19. very funny

    by ezez kalu on Sep 29, 2016 at 3:24 pm

  20. i will b like Jesus nd den smile
    Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    by Awesome King on Sep 29, 2016 at 4:57 pm

  21. the woman na goat

    by Anonymous on Sep 29, 2016 at 10:22 pm

  22. OMG

    by Anonymous on Sep 30, 2016 at 5:16 pm

  23. Anymous u 2 be goat.

    by Sam on Oct 1, 2016 at 12:53 pm

  24. Anonymous u no seroous at all.

    by Sam on Oct 1, 2016 at 12:54 pm

  25. Lolz

    by Orlando Brine on Oct 1, 2016 at 3:55 pm

  26. Dat story is AMAZEBALLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!! I dey roll for is I dey talk to una

    by tami on Oct 2, 2016 at 11:59 pm

  27. hahaha.nt her fault

    by Romanus on Oct 5, 2016 at 5:54 am

  28. i will jst laugh

    by vivacious on Oct 6, 2016 at 7:28 pm

  29. I will just leave her there In benin

    by elteepsy on Oct 7, 2016 at 12:20 am

  30. I go just vex 4 the woman tat all

    by Oscar Del Santos on Oct 10, 2016 at 2:17 pm

  31. na he

    by da on Oct 10, 2016 at 8:42 pm

  32. God no say na dere she go drop

    by josh on Oct 10, 2016 at 10:29 pm

  33. I’ll cry like a baby while driving to lagos

    by Emma on Oct 16, 2016 at 3:17 pm

  34. I be like Oh MY GOD

    by Bright on Nov 9, 2016 at 10:24 am

  35. Old woman indeed

    by dannywizzy on Jan 5, 2017 at 11:05 pm

  36. DAT’S THE END OF HER JOURNEY

    by JAMES on Jan 6, 2017 at 9:28 am

  37. Very,very funny

    by Abigail on Jan 6, 2017 at 4:49 pm

  38. Her mistake was letting d bus back to Lagos due to ignorance tho…hope to do nth than getting angry

    by Yomide on Jan 24, 2017 at 11:26 am

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