LMAO! See This Binding “Agreement Before Sẹ̀x” Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm

Whoever drafted this thing ehhhh. Hahahahahah . See below.

ADVERTISE HERE NOW!!

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include rape , there is now an agreement to be signed before “action”. Please print a copy which can be used in the court of law.

AGREEMENT BEFORE SẸ̀X…

I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the ‘Screwee’), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the ‘Screwer’), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic(s).

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD

(b) I become pregnant

(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation – moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

________________________________

Signature of Screwee ______________

20 comments

  1. Lol this is serious o

  2. Thats good. I love num 5

  3. Nigerian girls need to see this.😁😷

  4. some girls will write it down!!!

  5. Hmm.
    Kinda funny

  6. See me see trouble. So u must sign agreement first b4 sex.

  7. This is serious

  8. Queenboy you need a copy before those plenty girls of your drag you to court. Where G boy

  9. Nice write up

  10. Funny, but cant be true….

  11. UMMI SALMA MUHAMMAD

    Hahaha i love dat

  12. Dis tin don serious gan

  13. this is very funny

  14. I love this

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