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Posted by on January 12, 2017. 10:46 am

LMAO! See This Binding “Agreement Before Sẹ̀x” Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm

Whoever drafted this thing ehhhh. Hahahahahah . See below.

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include rape , there is now an agreement to be signed before “action”. Please print a copy which can be used in the court of law.

AGREEMENT BEFORE SẸ̀X…

I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the ‘Screwee’), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the ‘Screwer’), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic(s).

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD

(b) I become pregnant

(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation – moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

________________________________

Signature of Screwee ______________

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20 Responses

  1. Lol this is serious o

    by Daddy Yo on Jan 12, 2017 at 10:50 am

  2. Thats good. I love num 5

    by Deco on Jan 12, 2017 at 10:57 am

  3. Nigerian girls need to see this.😁😷

    by Baba Nla on Jan 12, 2017 at 10:58 am

  4. some girls will write it down!!!

    by marine on Jan 12, 2017 at 11:04 am

  5. Lol

    by Princewhyte on Jan 12, 2017 at 11:05 am

  6. Hmm.
    Kinda funny

    by afonjas on Jan 12, 2017 at 11:12 am

  7. See me see trouble. So u must sign agreement first b4 sex.

    by danny on Jan 12, 2017 at 11:43 am

  8. lol

    by christian on Jan 12, 2017 at 12:04 pm

  9. This is serious

    by Charming_rascal on Jan 12, 2017 at 12:23 pm

  10. Queenboy you need a copy before those plenty girls of your drag you to court. Where G boy

    by JohnnyWhite on Jan 12, 2017 at 12:33 pm

  11. Nice write up

    by ruff character on Jan 12, 2017 at 12:38 pm

  12. Funny, but cant be true….

    by Esther... on Jan 12, 2017 at 12:45 pm

  13. Hahaha i love dat

    by UMMI SALMA MUHAMMAD on Jan 12, 2017 at 1:18 pm

  14. Dis tin don serious gan

    by Malay_money on Jan 12, 2017 at 2:07 pm

  15. lolz

    by King on Jan 12, 2017 at 2:35 pm

  16. Lolz

    by Topsydarl on Jan 12, 2017 at 3:43 pm

  17. this is very funny

    by Adelola on Jan 12, 2017 at 4:57 pm

  18. Haha

    by RadicalBoy on Jan 12, 2017 at 5:18 pm

  19. Lwmkd

    by Esther on Jan 12, 2017 at 6:39 pm

  20. I love this

    by Yeanqs on Jan 12, 2017 at 8:53 pm

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