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Posted by on September 20, 2016.

Church Jokes

If you’re a man and you want to livelong, please don’t go near yourwoman’s phone unless you have shockabsorbers like me.I just got home now and met my neighbour (EMEKA)crying like a baby,then we got talking.

Me: Mekus wetin happen now …. Nawho die nah?

Emeka: Bros na Amaka oo

Me: Chisoooosu!!!- Amaka don die?

Emeka: mybrother had it been she diesef I no go cry…dis girl has finished meooo

Me: Oya please calm down and tell mewhat happened

Emeka: Can you imagine Amaka that I have beenpaying her schools fees up toher final year now use idiot to save myname in her phone…

Me: Mtcheeeew! Na the idiot dey painyou? even making you cry? You gettime my brother…

Emeka: Bros no be the idiot dey painme, the thing is that my own idiot is idiot number 18

Me: Hmmmmmm my brother manage the idiot nahh, after all my own girl that I want to marry use Evangelist KUNLE to save myname in her phone….

Emeka: (laughing ) nawaooo at least that one is even better…

Me: Shut up! When I scrolled the phonefurther I saw 3 other Evangelists(Kola,Timothy and Jacob), then 2 pastors ( Mike andAnthony), and then 4 apostles (Bolaji, Samuel,Emmanuel, Tunde), then 2 Reverends,(Chika and Ifeanyi), and then oneBishop, Yinka…..

Emeka: Hahaahaha, may be that Bishop is the General Overseer of her heart and you’re an ordinary branch pastor

 

 

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27 Responses

  1. i tink dat idiot stil get hope lol

    by gotzy on Sep 20, 2016 at 1:23 pm

  2. Lmaos….shockabsorber indeed

    by hohluwaseyi on Sep 20, 2016 at 4:38 pm

  3. Lolllllll can’t stop laughing

    by Rayshy on Sep 20, 2016 at 4:50 pm

  4. dey thank ur star say she neva use choirester kunle save ur name
    mumu
    lolz

    by omidan maream on Sep 20, 2016 at 5:31 pm

  5. cant just stop laffin

    by princedora on Sep 20, 2016 at 7:37 pm

  6. so so funny

    by favour on Sep 20, 2016 at 7:41 pm

  7. omo see, even dat 1 beta small,so had it bein de name akpors she used save mm nko

    by stary on Sep 20, 2016 at 9:47 pm

  8. By Josh

    by Just two mumu wen no knw anything,i for like am if the use (maga no18). on Sep 20, 2016 at 10:10 pm

  9. Cnt stop laffin

    by Anonymous on Sep 20, 2016 at 10:30 pm

  10. Cnt stop laffin

    by Anonymous on Sep 20, 2016 at 10:30 pm

  11. ℓσℓ ¢αит ѕтσρ ℓσℓ

    by ∂συвℓє g on Sep 21, 2016 at 11:23 am

  12. u get bad lock na makam use ediot save am

    by emuobor prosper on Sep 21, 2016 at 12:16 pm

  13. Lolz

    by Anonymous on Sep 21, 2016 at 7:55 pm

  14. my own is recharg card

    by jah boy on Sep 22, 2016 at 9:29 pm

  15. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooo jesus i don mak una help me ooooo

    by Elijah on Sep 23, 2016 at 10:32 am

  16. I can’t stop lafin.

    by mirabel on Sep 23, 2016 at 9:47 pm

  17. soooo soooooo funny Lol!

    by anonymus on Sep 24, 2016 at 10:38 am

  18. LOL

    by Mirakul on Sep 24, 2016 at 2:17 pm

  19. Nice

    by Godwin on Sep 25, 2016 at 1:17 am

  20. lolzzz

    by gold on Sep 26, 2016 at 12:36 pm

  21. hahaha cant stop laughingooo

    by perez on Sep 28, 2016 at 9:00 am

  22. hahahahahaha!

    by Anonymous on Sep 29, 2016 at 8:10 am

  23. hahahahahaha!

    by joy on Sep 29, 2016 at 8:11 am

  24. Hahaha kikikiki e funny o

    by Menez Brine Orlando on Oct 1, 2016 at 4:07 pm

  25. Very funny

    by Anonymous on Oct 8, 2016 at 9:22 am

  26. OMG dem real good shout of to all d evangelist

    by josh on Oct 10, 2016 at 10:01 pm

  27. hahahahahahahahihihikikikikii itz haha 2 funi.mtshu “BORING”

    by israel on Oct 19, 2016 at 5:05 pm

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