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Nigerian Joke: The forest

An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals.


The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits.
The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The Yoruba man came back and said to the king, “I brought 10 apples.”
Then the king explained the trial to him, “You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.


The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy…. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.


The Yoruba man and Igbo man met in heaven and the Yoruba man asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trial.” The Igbo man replied, “I couldn’t help it, when I saw the Hausa man coming with Watermelons!”

31 comments

  1. so funny

  2. Were him wan take swallow watermelon

  3. Heard it b4 Iranu Abasha

  4. haaaaaaaaa

  5. That Hausa Man Matter No B 4 Here ooo…lmao

  6. Very funny lol

  7. If the Hausa man swallo the first one it will go straight to his stomach and he will became a pragenant man the second will go to his head that is his end the king will not have to kill him.

  8. nna dis is nt pathetic,hahahaha…..aboki piple nd watermelon,afta swallowing 1 he wil find himself in judgement ground.

  9. Seen it before

  10. NA WA OHH

  11. Original GOBE!

  12. Brainbox Wait Ar U Kidding Me

  13. hehehehe….So 4nny oomo d housa mansef no knw iz mentor sef hmm

  14. Hahahahaha……..hw e go tak swallow oooo

  15. if u ve seen it bf ds it mn odrs ve seen it. anonyms

  16. Very f,original problem na diz ooo!!

  17. so funny

  18. CANT STOP LAUGHIN

  19. Ahaaaaaaaa where would d water melon pass

  20. Lol watermelon

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