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Posted by on October 17, 2016. 12:44 pm

Nigerian Joke: The forest

An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals.


The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits.
The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The Yoruba man came back and said to the king, “I brought 10 apples.”
Then the king explained the trial to him, “You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.


The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy…. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.


The Yoruba man and Igbo man met in heaven and the Yoruba man asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trial.” The Igbo man replied, “I couldn’t help it, when I saw the Hausa man coming with Watermelons!”

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31 Responses

  1. hehehehe

    by lol on Oct 17, 2016 at 12:56 pm

  2. so funny

    by tony baby on Oct 17, 2016 at 1:04 pm

  3. Were him wan take swallow watermelon

    by Natty on Oct 17, 2016 at 1:06 pm

  4. Heard it b4 Iranu Abasha

    by puccyman on Oct 17, 2016 at 1:09 pm

  5. funny

    by nelly on Oct 17, 2016 at 1:23 pm

  6. haaaaaaaaa

    by gbenga on Oct 17, 2016 at 1:27 pm

  7. Lol

    by Anonymous on Oct 17, 2016 at 3:51 pm

  8. Lol

    by A1 on Oct 17, 2016 at 3:52 pm

  9. That Hausa Man Matter No B 4 Here ooo…lmao

    by Ebenezer on Oct 17, 2016 at 4:13 pm

  10. Very funny lol

    by perez on Oct 17, 2016 at 4:37 pm

  11. If the Hausa man swallo the first one it will go straight to his stomach and he will became a pragenant man the second will go to his head that is his end the king will not have to kill him.

    by Francis Sam on Oct 17, 2016 at 4:58 pm

  12. nna dis is nt pathetic,hahahaha…..aboki piple nd watermelon,afta swallowing 1 he wil find himself in judgement ground.

    by Anonymous on Oct 17, 2016 at 6:24 pm

  13. Seen it before

    by Anonymous on Oct 17, 2016 at 6:34 pm

  14. Boring

    by Daniel on Oct 17, 2016 at 7:00 pm

  15. NA WA OHH

    by CHUKREX on Oct 17, 2016 at 7:46 pm

  16. Original GOBE!

    by Shade on Oct 17, 2016 at 8:51 pm

  17. Brainbox Wait Ar U Kidding Me

    by Olamide on Oct 17, 2016 at 9:10 pm

  18. hehehehe….So 4nny oomo d housa mansef no knw iz mentor sef hmm

    by Daniel A on Oct 18, 2016 at 12:56 am

  19. Hahahahaha……..hw e go tak swallow oooo

    by Micheal on Oct 18, 2016 at 5:25 am

  20. cool

    by taofiq on Oct 18, 2016 at 9:44 am

  21. if u ve seen it bf ds it mn odrs ve seen it. anonyms

    by beelah on Oct 18, 2016 at 9:50 am

  22. f

    by Anonymous on Oct 18, 2016 at 2:39 pm

  23. omg lol

    by emeks on Oct 18, 2016 at 10:29 pm

  24. Very f,original problem na diz ooo!!

    by uthman on Oct 19, 2016 at 12:56 am

  25. GUD

    by Anonymous on Oct 19, 2016 at 5:09 pm

  26. funny

    by chibueze on Oct 20, 2016 at 2:53 pm

  27. so funny

    by Anonymous on Oct 20, 2016 at 6:34 pm

  28. so funny

    by mary on Oct 20, 2016 at 6:34 pm

  29. CANT STOP LAUGHIN

    by Anonymous on Oct 26, 2016 at 4:10 pm

  30. Ahaaaaaaaa where would d water melon pass

    by Anonymous on Oct 26, 2016 at 4:15 pm

  31. Lol watermelon

    by abay on Oct 28, 2016 at 1:25 pm

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