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Posted by on January 11, 2017. 6:31 pm

Nigerian Joke: Who Is More Intelligent?


Jonathan met with the Queen of England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.
“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,”But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen replied, “Oh, that’s easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send David Cameron in here, would you?”
David Cameron walked into the room and said,”Yes, your majesty?”
The Queen smiled and said,”Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? “Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered,”that would be me.” Yes, very good,”said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it’s not your brother and it’s not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:.”I’m not sure, let me get back to you.”
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili.
Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or sister,who is it?”
Dora answered sharply, “That’s easy, its me!” Sambo smiled,and said “Thanks!”
Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It’s Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. “No wonder Nigeria isn’t moving forward, I am Surrounded by Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!”
WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?

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18 Responses

  1. lolz

    by King on Jan 11, 2017 at 6:54 pm

  2. Sambo coconut head

    by ruff character on Jan 11, 2017 at 7:07 pm

  3. Naija sef

    by Deco on Jan 11, 2017 at 7:39 pm

  4. ah d 2 answer no even correct

    by kimberly on Jan 11, 2017 at 8:09 pm

  5. both Jonatan nd Sambo ar (olodo). D ans is d person dat dey ar asking at dat tym

    by Abdulaz on Jan 11, 2017 at 8:29 pm

  6. Na d same okada carry them

    by princewhyte on Jan 11, 2017 at 8:33 pm

  7. The leaders are olodos I wonder what the followers will be

    by Topsydarl on Jan 11, 2017 at 8:43 pm

  8. Lolz

    by Lurd cute on Jan 11, 2017 at 9:12 pm

  9. Bad gang

    by Queenboy on Jan 11, 2017 at 9:43 pm

  10. NAwa sEf

    by LC deLPHin on Jan 12, 2017 at 1:20 am

  11. Lol

    by RadicalBoy on Jan 12, 2017 at 7:55 am

  12. I’ve read this joke before but it’s still funny! I literally almost laughed my ribs out! LOL!!!!

    by Jackson on Jan 12, 2017 at 1:29 pm

  13. olodos

    by ifytex on Jan 12, 2017 at 1:39 pm

  14. lol,,,, naija will sue yhu

    by endless on Jan 17, 2017 at 4:52 pm

  15. Wen D Head Rotten Watin Una Xpect

    by JJ on Jan 18, 2017 at 11:13 am

  16. lol..OMG! Itz very funny

    by Sweet~Love on Jan 20, 2017 at 9:50 am

  17. Nawa for our leaders oo!

    by Mayor on Jan 20, 2017 at 9:44 pm

  18. na waoooooo. The président dont even know the answere.

    by Anonymous on Feb 11, 2017 at 7:02 pm

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