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Nigerian Joke: Who is more intelligent?

Jonathan met with the Queen of England.

He asked her:

JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.

“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Jonathan frowned, and then asked,”But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?”

The Queen replied, “Oh, that’s easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send David Cameron in here, would you?”

David Cameron walked into the room and said,”Yes, your majesty?”

The Queen smiled and said,”Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? “Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered,”that would be me.” Yes, very good,”said the Queen.

Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo

JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it’s not your brother and it’s not your sister, who is it?

SAMBO:.”I’m not sure, let me get back to you.”

He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili.

Sambo asked, Dora,

SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or sister,who is it?”

Dora answered sharply, “That’s easy, its me!” Sambo smiled,and said “Thanks!”

Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.

Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It’s Dora Akunyili!

Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. “No wonder Nigeria isn’t moving forward, I am Surrounded by Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!”




  1. President self no understand him dey ask vice,mumu rulers.

  2. to be sincere i really dont understand, i will read it again.

  3. now i think have understand, well jonathan himself is confused and he is also a dummies.

  4. lolzzz na their 2

  5. nigeria nd d ppl wey dey inside na morons

  6. Xcept me and my family @Mr anonymous commenter (5)

  7. xcept me nd my family too

  8. I no fee laf ooooh hmmm see wetin naija de face since 1960. hahahahahaha!


  10. No wonder Niger dey confused d rulers na confused ppl

  11. which kind president be dat

  12. the president is confused so how much more his vice.a beg make una live this people i no sure say them get handwork

  13. groups of idiots

  14. Confused government, confused people, confused nation is equals to confusion. I can’t laugh o

  15. Lollzzz both of them are muntular

  16. Jona jona yu get fish brain oh

  17. Then no supposed use Jonathan na buhari then supposed to use

  18. Fuck you men oboy na gej

  19. mumu follow mumu!!!!

  20. All of them na idiot,I hate our gov at thiz time,I can’t talk another time ooo!!

  21. lolzzzzzz,na de same train drop all of dem ooo

  22. nigeria haz dummies as followaz

  23. dummies as in illitrates rule a lot


  25. PMB and GEJ are bunch of fools.

  26. d both of them ar birds of d same feather

  27. bunch of dummies

  28. It does not make any sense

  29. Obo ngbo bopon

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