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Posted by on October 17, 2016. 12:43 pm

Nigerian Joke: Who is more intelligent?

Jonathan met with the Queen of England.

He asked her:

JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.

“Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Jonathan frowned, and then asked,”But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?”

The Queen replied, “Oh, that’s easy, you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send David Cameron in here, would you?”

David Cameron walked into the room and said,”Yes, your majesty?”

The Queen smiled and said,”Answer this riddle. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? “Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered,”that would be me.” Yes, very good,”said the Queen.

Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo

JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child, it’s not your brother and it’s not your sister, who is it?

SAMBO:.”I’m not sure, let me get back to you.”

He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili.

Sambo asked, Dora,

SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or sister,who is it?”

Dora answered sharply, “That’s easy, its me!” Sambo smiled,and said “Thanks!”

Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan.

Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It’s Dora Akunyili!

Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. “No wonder Nigeria isn’t moving forward, I am Surrounded by Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!”

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37 Responses

  1. President self no understand him dey ask vice,mumu rulers.

    by Natty on Oct 17, 2016 at 1:01 pm

  2. to be sincere i really dont understand, i will read it again.

    by tony baby on Oct 17, 2016 at 1:12 pm

  3. now i think have understand, well jonathan himself is confused and he is also a dummies.

    by Tony love on Oct 17, 2016 at 1:19 pm

  4. lolzzz na their 2

    by Nkay on Oct 17, 2016 at 1:34 pm

  5. nigeria nd d ppl wey dey inside na morons

    by Anonymous on Oct 17, 2016 at 1:56 pm

  6. Xcept me and my family @Mr anonymous commenter (5)

    by Az on Oct 17, 2016 at 2:22 pm

  7. LOL

    by PROSPER on Oct 17, 2016 at 2:49 pm

  8. xcept me nd my family too

    by ice on Oct 17, 2016 at 3:03 pm

  9. I no fee laf ooooh hmmm see wetin naija de face since 1960. hahahahahaha!

    by Prince on Oct 17, 2016 at 3:05 pm

  10. BOTH BE MUMU

    by Anonymous on Oct 17, 2016 at 3:51 pm

  11. Lol

    by A1 on Oct 17, 2016 at 3:55 pm

  12. No wonder Niger dey confused d rulers na confused ppl

    by Luckyjack on Oct 17, 2016 at 4:04 pm

  13. Lolz

    by Energy on Oct 17, 2016 at 4:34 pm

  14. None

    by Emmanuella on Oct 17, 2016 at 4:35 pm

  15. which kind president be dat

    by Anonymous on Oct 17, 2016 at 5:34 pm

  16. lol

    by Anonymous on Oct 17, 2016 at 6:35 pm

  17. the president is confused so how much more his vice.a beg make una live this people i no sure say them get handwork

    by Anonymous on Oct 17, 2016 at 7:27 pm

  18. groups of idiots

    by akapo on Oct 17, 2016 at 7:34 pm

  19. OZWOR

    by CHUKREX on Oct 17, 2016 at 7:49 pm

  20. lol

    by eizzy on Oct 17, 2016 at 8:26 pm

  21. Confused government, confused people, confused nation is equals to confusion. I can’t laugh o

    by Rectiny on Oct 17, 2016 at 10:14 pm

  22. Lollzzz both of them are muntular

    by Omeizza on Oct 17, 2016 at 11:15 pm

  23. bustup gov

    by gotzy on Oct 18, 2016 at 6:59 am

  24. Jona jona yu get fish brain oh

    by Halleluyah on Oct 18, 2016 at 12:49 pm

  25. Then no supposed use Jonathan na buhari then supposed to use

    by ironman on Oct 18, 2016 at 8:55 pm

  26. Fuck you men oboy na gej

    by Splilli on Oct 18, 2016 at 9:07 pm

  27. mumu follow mumu!!!!

    by mykel on Oct 18, 2016 at 10:36 pm

  28. All of them na idiot,I hate our gov at thiz time,I can’t talk another time ooo!!

    by uthman on Oct 19, 2016 at 1:05 am

  29. lolzzzzzz,na de same train drop all of dem ooo

    by st.mary on Oct 19, 2016 at 6:30 am

  30. nigeria haz dummies as followaz

    by Anonymous on Oct 19, 2016 at 4:30 pm

  31. dummies as in illitrates rule a lot

    by prince ichuks on Oct 19, 2016 at 4:32 pm

  32. MUMU FOLLOW MUMU

    by Anonymous on Oct 19, 2016 at 5:13 pm

  33. PMB and GEJ are bunch of fools.

    by TIANA on Oct 20, 2016 at 6:57 pm

  34. d both of them ar birds of d same feather

    by herbius on Oct 26, 2016 at 4:20 pm

  35. bunch of dummies

    by victor on Oct 31, 2016 at 6:39 pm

  36. It does not make any sense

    by Blessing michael on Jan 8, 2017 at 10:35 am

  37. Obo ngbo bopon

    by Abigail on Jan 8, 2017 at 5:03 pm

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