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Nigerian Police And Their Wahala

Posted by on September 29, 2016.


Below are some of the Troubles You Face With Policemen on The Road…

Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya, enter the motor!

Oga, this your Range Rover Sport car is fine o. Oya, use it to hit that wall there let’s see if your airbag is working. Oh! So you don’t want to use it to hit the wall abi? Oya, park!!! I say park before I break your head with my baton.

Why is your car not having A/C? You want to use heat to kill yourself. You want to commit suicide abi. Oga, park well!

The picture on your driver’s license, you carry afro (lots of hair), why do you now carry low cut? Come down now!.

Why do you have fertiliser in your boot? You are growing weed abi? Follow us to the station!

MAN: He snatched my WALLET and I was about to shout “THIEF” when three HEAVY slaps landed on my face. I didn’t see anything for thirty minutes except STARS.

POLICEMAN: Can you describe the stars?

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19 Responses

  1. Lel…
    Naija for life…
    Police is ya friend jawe…
    Kikikiki

    by Jake on Sep 29, 2016 at 4:56 pm

  2. police and bribery, they be 5&6

    by clement on Sep 29, 2016 at 5:47 pm

  3. That is Nigeria for u

    by shollalli on Sep 29, 2016 at 6:57 pm

  4. Obvious

    by Opsey on Sep 29, 2016 at 6:59 pm

  5. Can’t stop laffin

    by Isoji on Sep 30, 2016 at 8:57 am

  6. naija police. dey will always HAV sumthin to hold u up. infacf dey can say- UR tyres are nt good enough. oya u are above arrest.

    by S.O.J on Sep 30, 2016 at 10:54 am

  7. there was a day i was coming back on bus. just because the bus was very old and also it was making noise, the police men there told the driver to stop the car and park!!. ” we are going to the station”. i feel like taking the baton from there hand and beat the hell out of them.

    by ruby on Sep 30, 2016 at 12:02 pm

  8. no be only you o @ruby…hahahahahaaa

    by nnajiofor on Sep 30, 2016 at 12:35 pm

  9. It only naija police that u will call and tell them armed robbers are robbery and they should come And solve it instead they will come after robbers had gone and arrest everyone even pregnant women

    by Annie on Sep 30, 2016 at 3:24 pm

  10. Na we we na

    by Musa on Sep 30, 2016 at 10:51 pm

  11. Dat iz naija police 4 u oo.

    by Natty on Oct 1, 2016 at 10:25 am

  12. Kikikikiki haba naija 4 lyfe

    by Orlando Brine on Oct 1, 2016 at 3:30 pm

  13. Kikikikiki haba kai naija 4 lyfe

    by Orlando Brine on Oct 1, 2016 at 3:30 pm

  14. Tru talk

    by daives on Oct 1, 2016 at 4:38 pm

  15. Lolsssss

    by Holyvurgin on Oct 1, 2016 at 9:54 pm

  16. na true

    by mhiztush on Oct 3, 2016 at 9:09 am

  17. Lols..,Ewooo…, Nigeria atala nnukwu ahuhu……, Chai!!!!!

    by P.J Emil on Jan 19, 2017 at 10:31 pm

  18. naije police re so funny wth pple.who want to a police?

    by Anonymous on Jan 22, 2017 at 9:00 am

  19. naija police,so funny

    by bukky on Jan 22, 2017 at 12:38 pm

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