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PIC…Guys What Will You Do When You Find Out Your Wife Save Your Number With These?

Posted by on September 8, 2016.

1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask ‘na twins be dis’?
No bros, na picmix…lol

2. Nepa brings light and
everyone in the neighbourhood
shouts ‘up Nepaaa’! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!

3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am ‘you no well’?
Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit.

4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you “you don wake?”
No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream.

5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her “madam u don born? ” No ohhhh, she buy am
for OLX…

6. You greet person “good morning ma” ! She ask, my pikin you don wake?
no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk…
.
7. My guy ask me “O boy where u dey?” I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me “Wat is happening there?”
Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO*
.
8. My neighbour sees me
opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot?
Not at all… I be the new
gateman…

9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me “Guy na film u dey
watch?
No naa… I dey discuss with Osuofia…

10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so?
No ohhhh… Na fried rubber band mixed with thread.
You are free to add yours, 9ja I hail

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59 Responses

  1. They see u coming out of the bathrøøm with ur body wet nd they still ask ‘na baf u go baf? No i fell into d toilet bowl

    by Jane on Sep 9, 2016 at 4:46 am

  2. re u sure u guys know what u re doing anymore. Hw can u put another heading as d subject nd write another thing. where z d picx nah or am I mistaken

    by Deraababy on Sep 9, 2016 at 7:34 am

  3. men i dont understand u guys o u put a heading and a difference topic.

    by Anonymous on Sep 9, 2016 at 7:43 am

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    by these.

    by make your own silicone bracelet on Sep 9, 2016 at 8:01 am

  5. don’t mind all these Nigerians that can ask silly questions

    by Elizabeth on Sep 9, 2016 at 8:54 am

  6. don’t mind all these Nigerians that can ask silly questions

    by Elizabeth b on Sep 9, 2016 at 8:55 am

  7. mi sxter see m dey press laptop chat wit friend en dey ax me watin u dey press,i tel m say i dey press ORACLE

    by Anonymous on Sep 9, 2016 at 9:44 am

  8. My brother see me dey wash plate she con ask “you dey wash plate?” I con talk “Noooo i dey kiss Don jazzy

    by Joy on Sep 9, 2016 at 11:28 am

  9. i dey chop yam,my sister con ask me say,na yam u dey chop, i com tel am say, no na stone i dey chop.

    by evelyn on Sep 9, 2016 at 11:40 am

  10. i dhe toilet my friend ask me where u dhe i say i dhe toilet ihn stil ask wat are u doin there
    i tell am say
    i dhe cook beans cum chop

    by harmuney emmanuel on Sep 9, 2016 at 6:06 pm

  11. i reach office,my boss dey ask u don com?i say no sir.i com grit u and go back home

    by jay london.F.D. on Sep 9, 2016 at 6:43 pm

  12. dey saw u comin out of tilet dey ask u where u da komot from i da komot from church

    by samuel on Sep 10, 2016 at 6:00 am

  13. My bros see me dey wash cloth still de ask me guy u dey wash cloth,i tel m say noo i de pound yam

    by Young muller on Sep 10, 2016 at 9:36 am

  14. Make una nor mind all did Nigerian’s na blindness dey worry them

    by joy on Sep 10, 2016 at 5:01 pm

  15. Since wey dix site dn go off, is nt balace again i swear, i try to click story mode but x giving me page error, nawa o,

    by Deluma on Sep 10, 2016 at 7:13 pm

  16. you see person carry pikin u still they ask am: na baby u carry so. No na agege bread…..

    by Anonymous on Sep 10, 2016 at 10:37 pm

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    by betterscooter.com on Sep 11, 2016 at 10:40 am

  18. Which kind of joke be this

    by Legend on Sep 11, 2016 at 11:05 am

  19. Children go ask mummy where shud i keep dis tin…9ja mother go answer cum kip am for ma head

    by Struck bwoy on Sep 11, 2016 at 4:09 pm

  20. Confused. Pic nko

    by ibe on Sep 11, 2016 at 7:04 pm

  21. My friend see me for resturant dey chop e con ask u dey chop no i dey watch people wey dey chop lol….

    by OPTIMACY on Sep 12, 2016 at 12:29 pm

  22. NICE ONE

    by OYIZA on Sep 12, 2016 at 4:39 pm

  23. my friend see me were i dey press phone im ask me na phone b dat no n mp3 player

    by joseph on Sep 12, 2016 at 8:17 pm

  24. JGAN

    by Anonymous on Sep 13, 2016 at 10:28 am

  25. cool but why you come put different heading.you no work joor

    by obinna on Sep 13, 2016 at 12:07 pm

  26. Cool but you no work.Why you come put a heading with different topic

    by obinna on Sep 13, 2016 at 12:13 pm

  27. One day akpos came home very late in the night and knock at the door. This was the conversation that went on between him and his wife. Akpos: honey open the door wife: go back to where ever you are coming from Akpos: i will break this door oo wife: i don’t care wheither you break the door or not all i know is that you should go back to where ever you arw coming from Akpos: i will kill my self if you don’t open this door wife: i don’t care if you want to kill yourself Akpos: i will throw myself inside the swimming poor if don’t open this door wife: go ahead i don’t care Akpos: (akpos taught of a plan and carry a big stone with him and go to the dark part near the swimming pool and throne the stone inside) sheeeeeeeeeeeew wife: ( wife hear the sound open the door and run towards the swimming pool) Akpos: ( akpos sneak and enter the house and lock the door) wife: ( wife hear the door and run towards the door ) akpos open this door or i will shout Akpos: shout until our neighbor wakes up and see you with only pant and bra then you will explain where were you by this time of the day.

    by George on Sep 13, 2016 at 5:46 pm

  28. my friend c me 4 bank nd u wan cash money say no i wan pay school fee

    by fero on Sep 13, 2016 at 10:40 pm

  29. Nigerians can ask question

    by samilly on Sep 14, 2016 at 12:48 pm

  30. hello guys

    by emmanuel on Sep 14, 2016 at 2:12 pm

  31. My guy see me dey fetch rain water him still dey ask me you dey fetch rain water I answered no oooo I dey wait for angel to fall lol😁😁

    by Tylove on Sep 14, 2016 at 5:41 pm

  32. You are in the toilet,someone knocks and pulls the door but it refuses to open yet asks “is any one in there?” No the shut locked the door and is taking to you..lolzx

    by Anonymous on Sep 14, 2016 at 11:33 pm

  33. My Brother See Me Returning From School At 4:00pm And Still Asking Are You Back From School? No I Come To Retrive My Forgotten Pen.

    by Anonymous on Sep 15, 2016 at 3:11 pm

  34. Nonsense

    by ME on Sep 15, 2016 at 3:43 pm

  35. A boy saw his mum praying still not satisfied,he still asked for the 2nd time. the mum replied to him! NO I AM PLAYING.

    by Anonymous on Sep 15, 2016 at 8:53 pm

  36. E no sweet

    by Mks on Sep 15, 2016 at 9:05 pm

  37. Mstw

    by Ks power on Sep 15, 2016 at 9:07 pm

  38. My sister saw me carrying our neighbour’s baby and still asking that ~na baby u carry so bro?.I now told her dat ~No na agege bread

    by Dan on Sep 15, 2016 at 9:51 pm

  39. As I b dey sleep na so my guy ask say
    “O boi u don crash”
    No I dey meditate

    by supsy on Sep 16, 2016 at 7:34 am

  40. Ma guy wa d name wa d wife use save d no

    by Ayotunde on Sep 16, 2016 at 3:23 pm

  41. WHERE S THE PICS

    by WISDOM on Sep 16, 2016 at 4:32 pm

  42. Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit.

    4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you “you don wake?”
    No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream.

    5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her “madam u don born? ” No ohhhh, she buy am
    for OLX…

    6. You greet person “good morning ma” ! She ask, my pikin you don wake?
    no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk…
    .

    by Warday on Sep 16, 2016 at 6:39 pm

  43. U dey chop fried plantain nd guy ask say dd u really fry dis plantain???…..noo i parboiled it

    by Anonymous on Sep 17, 2016 at 1:32 am

  44. tf

    by gg on Sep 17, 2016 at 11:25 am

  45. Pls the heading dey different from topic

    by emma iragunima on Sep 17, 2016 at 3:53 pm

  46. one day afternun my babe cor see me dey comot she cor ask me say i dey comot,no i dey go father christman

    by Edewor Miracle on Sep 17, 2016 at 6:04 pm

  47. abeg may una no ves i wan ask my own quostion na internet be dis abi na 2go

    by wizy on Sep 17, 2016 at 9:36 pm

  48. My guy saw dead body em still dey ask me is e dead…nooo e won go do excursion 4 heaven.

    by Ibrahim odesola on Sep 18, 2016 at 7:33 pm

  49. U dey do call ur frend come enta after the call ur frend come ask say hu u call u tell am na person e talk which u reply no na holy ghost

    by U dey do call ur frend come enta after the call ur frend come ask say hu u call u tell am na person e talk which u reply no na holy ghost. on Sep 19, 2016 at 7:21 am

  50. U dey do call ur frend come enta after the call ur frend come ask say hu u call u tell am na person e talk which u reply no na holy ghost

    by Anonymous on Sep 19, 2016 at 7:22 am

  51. I think that’s not the right topic

    by courage on Sep 19, 2016 at 5:04 pm

  52. bros i wan go chop for resturant no for toliet

    by nice on Sep 20, 2016 at 6:26 pm

  53. When They See You Wan Sleep they Go Ask, You Wan Sleep?
    No I Wan Pick Beans

    by @i_Dfreshbomb on Sep 21, 2016 at 7:52 pm

  54. where the pix

    by obinna on Sep 25, 2016 at 7:43 am

  55. where the pix

    by MARY on Sep 25, 2016 at 7:24 pm

  56. rubbish

    by benny on Sep 28, 2016 at 7:42 am

  57. you see me with Bible you come dey ask nah Bible be this

    No nah biology text book

    you see me with uniform about to go to school, u come dey ask nah school u dey go

    no am going To the farm

    I wan enter church you come dey ask nah church you dey go

    no, nah shrine I dey go

    you See me, and you dey ask, nah you be this

    no, nah my father when he was small

    by Richboy on Oct 1, 2016 at 9:41 pm

  58. My guy c me dey fech wota com dey ask me na wota u dey fech,no na crudeoil idey fech idiot

    by Luckyjack on Oct 5, 2016 at 11:17 pm

  59. It was 2 mid-night when a friend of mine called: friend: wasup guy, Me: (with sleep in my eyes) I dey oo, friend: Wetin u dey do, Me: I dey cook

    by Fresh comedian on Oct 10, 2016 at 12:15 pm

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