Six Different Kinds Of S3x Every Single Person Should Have Before Marriage
You only live once. While not everyone is not a fan of premarital s3x a lot of people indulge in it. And since you indulge in it you might as well make the best of it and have shags(shag is what British people call s3x) that you’d remember when you’re old and thinking about the fun things you did in your youth. Yes there’s more to life than shagging, but what is worth doing at all..is worth doing well.
1. SHAG WITH A CO-WORKER: A little harmless workplace flirtation can be an effective way to alleviate the day-to-day stresses of office life. When all of that unaddressed $exual energy bubbles to the surface, however, it sometimes demands attention. After months or years of repressing your urges, it might seem near impossible to go one more day without having $ex with a certain colleague. If you’re going to act on the $exual tension between you and a fellow employee, you might as well do it when you’re single and the potential risks are merely professional rather than personal.
2. SHAG WITH YOUR CHILD CRUSH: Maybe you were an awkward adolescent who kept to herself but blossomed into a 20-something stallion, or you had a best friend of the opposite $ex for years growing up whom you couldn’t work up the nerve to hit on. Do your childhood self a favor and actualize their wet dreams of hooking up with their very first non-celebrity crush. The $ex might be terrible, but it’ll be worth it.
3. SHAG WITH AN EX: By the time you’re an adult, a string of past failed relationships trails behind you. At different stages, you had a strong connection with each of the individuals you once called your boyfriend or girlfriend and that bond doesn’t necessarily die completely after you both move on. No matter how badly things ended, traces of past connectedness with a former flame tend to linger in the form of memories, photographs, knickknacks, and journal entries. It’s wonderful to sleep with someone whose body and mind you already know, especially when you’re single and that type of $ex is difficult to come by. As long as you’re emotionally stable enough to dip back into the well, get your fix of hot $ex with the person you once loved long ago. Then promptly go back to hating them.
4. UNEXPECTED SHAG ON A BAD DAY: If executed properly, $ex is a surefire way to feel good because orgasming leads to the release of endorphins. Couples familiar with the healing powers of makeup $ex know this. What couples don’t generally get to do, however, is F.uck someone random on a bad day just to feel good again. It’s rewarding to get a sense of your capacity to eradicate your pain by exploiting the mind-body phenomenon (and a consenting stranger’s body). Give it a try before you’re forced to rely on one person to F.uck the bad day out of you for the rest of your life
5. ONLINE SHAG: Hooking up with someone you meet on the Internet is a rite of passage for young adults today. Check this experience off your $exual to-do list before it’s too late and you seem super old when you have to admit you’ve never executed a successful online-to-IRL $excapade.
6. SHAG WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN’T SPEAK ENGLISH: When you’re completely incapable of expressing yourself to another human being through words, magical things happen. Forced to innovate, you discover unique ways of communicating to the object of your affection that you find them beautiful, intriguing, and $exy. Stripped of the ability to convey your wants and needs through speaking, you will move more slowly and mindfully to start. Nakk3d together in bed, the language barrier that cushioned you in the beginning empowers you to relinquish your inhibitions and enjoy each other ravenously. Few things are more satisfying than seducing (or being seduced by) a foreigner, in their land or yours.