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Ways of breaking up before Valentine

Posted by on September 30, 2016.

  • 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re Capable of Killing Me… It’s Over!!!
  • You don’t even respect me. I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over!
  • I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!
  • I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me. It’s over!
  • I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s over!
  • I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your bags. It’s over…
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    19 Responses

    1. Lolzz and I wilk find sum1 else

      by Isoji on Sep 30, 2016 at 8:44 am

    2. m tired of u 2 sef…u’re finding excuse 2 quarrel IT’S OVER!

      by Pwty mhe on Sep 30, 2016 at 10:42 am

    3. i told u to…..!have 4gotten….! but just pack ur bags u make me 4get everytin…..

      by Anonymous on Sep 30, 2016 at 10:53 am

    4. Chain…… Speechless

      by Slimbowy on Sep 30, 2016 at 1:33 pm

    5. speechless

      by Anonymous on Sep 30, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    6. hahaha filled wit a lot of humor

      by mr independent on Sep 30, 2016 at 4:49 pm

    7. HA, I,M SPEECHLESS.

      by OYIZA on Sep 30, 2016 at 5:00 pm

    8. Very funny

      by Annie on Sep 30, 2016 at 11:49 pm

    9. You are busy saying “am speechless”,you lack a thinking mentality,ITS OVER

      by Cornel on Oct 1, 2016 at 6:42 am

    10. Speechless

      by Leykan on Oct 1, 2016 at 8:29 am

    11. THEN I WILL LOOK FOR ANOTHER MAN

      by Anonymous on Oct 1, 2016 at 8:52 am

    12. Speechless

      by Orlando Brine on Oct 1, 2016 at 3:19 pm

    13. DAPE

      by DAIVES on Oct 1, 2016 at 4:29 pm

    14. you too its over

      by Anonymous on Oct 1, 2016 at 6:16 pm

    15. CAN’T STOP LAUGHING……HAAAAAAAAAA!

      by matt on Oct 3, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    16. Lol

      by Anonymous on Oct 5, 2016 at 6:36 am

    17. Na wa Ooooooooo Oh

      by Jenny on Oct 7, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    18. I told you I am a PDP member yet you sweep my house with a broom. you don’t obey me it’s over

      by adewole on Oct 15, 2016 at 10:30 am

    19. Lolss….., v.v. funny………

      by SPsp. on Jan 20, 2017 at 7:09 pm

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