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Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People?

Posted by on September 11, 2016.

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Wife: You’re smelling woman’s perfume. Where did you get it?

Husband: From the woman I was squeezed with in a taxi.

Wife: What about the lipstick on your mouth?

Husband: Oh that one? I got it from sandra who I was congratulating for passing her exams.

Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?

Husband: Hey leave me alone don’t ask silly questions. I want to sleep!!

Wife: (crying) This is not fair cuz when I used them I don’t bring them home.

Husband: (Waking up angry). What did you say?

Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep.

Now the question is,

Who Will Not Have A Nice Sleep Out Of These Two People?

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