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Posted by on January 7, 2017. 1:53 am

Make We Yarn: Guys, If You Woo A Girl Using These Lines, Trust Me You’ll Fail

Okay.. I should probably go straight to the point here.
Do u know there are things u’re not supposed to do or say when trying to sweep a girl off her feet? Ive compiled them below. Enjoy.

1. “Tell me about yourself”
Dude..its not an interview.. Instead, ask direct questions that
improve the convo than leaving her to do all the talking.

2. Forget all these pick-up lines.
I don’t mean you shouldn’t compliment her.. How can you tell a girl:
“the spaces between your fingers were made so that mine will fit in”
Did u smoke expired weed? Step up, man.

3. Pls guys..don’t assault her with calls and texts. give her some air. don’t be clingy.

4. Be real with yourself. Don’t do things u cant afford just because you wanna impress her.. Do ur best.. If she loves u, she wont need u to go extra mile.

5. Lets assume uv’e done the whole dribbling and the ball is finally in her court, leave it there. Step back bro. If she’s into you, she’ll let you know sooner, and if she isn’t, it’s okay to ask. n if she rejects ur proposal, dude, move on. There are billions of wonderful girls around the world to choose from.

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27 Responses

  1. Lol… No. 2 is really funny
    nice!

    by Kay on Jan 7, 2017 at 2:34 am

  2. 5 is more interested

    by ifytex on Jan 7, 2017 at 6:07 am

  3. not all will fail!!

    by marine on Jan 7, 2017 at 6:19 am

  4. Lolz

    by King on Jan 7, 2017 at 6:24 am

  5. For the playboys like celestine and G boy.

    by Queenboy on Jan 7, 2017 at 6:44 am

  6. I am gona try it and see

    by JohnnyWhite on Jan 7, 2017 at 6:54 am

  7. LOLZZ

    by RadicalBoy on Jan 7, 2017 at 7:00 am

  8. Tips for beginners like Queen boy

    by EDEM on Jan 7, 2017 at 7:01 am

  9. guy u make sense, no tym 4 shit

    by gotzy on Jan 7, 2017 at 7:02 am

  10. You nailed it bro

    by Ben on Jan 7, 2017 at 7:25 am

  11. Who told you i’m a beginner, see i’ve been in this game even when you were not born.@EDEM

    by Queenboy on Jan 7, 2017 at 7:37 am

  12. Oboy, Queenboy shebi u don see beta lines now, so no go dey fall ur hand 4 dat girl side *wink*

    by Joeskid on Jan 7, 2017 at 7:45 am

  13. i am not a playboy i have only one gf nd some girls who play dat kind of game with me@queenboy

    by celestine on Jan 7, 2017 at 8:17 am

  14. Then why did you say you are dating almost all the girls at lekki.@celestine

    by Queenboy on Jan 7, 2017 at 9:31 am

  15. Take note of no.4
    Why would someone sell his Foam and sleep on bare floor just to buy iPhone 6 to a gal?
    Queenboy u better start now to be wise o

    by EDEM on Jan 7, 2017 at 9:43 am

  16. Nt All Wil Fail

    by Princewhyte on Jan 7, 2017 at 10:08 am

  17. many girls are dating me but i choose one of them as my gf d other girls are my friends but we have sex sometime not everyday o @queenboy

    by celestine on Jan 7, 2017 at 10:14 am

  18. u are right princewhyte nt all wil fail

    by kimberly on Jan 7, 2017 at 10:15 am

  19. lolzzzz,no2 is really funny

    by christian on Jan 7, 2017 at 10:19 am

  20. lwkm, No 2 funi

    by Mastertimi on Jan 7, 2017 at 10:41 am

  21. Ok.

    by Deco on Jan 7, 2017 at 12:36 pm

  22. That Is It!

    by Benji on Jan 7, 2017 at 2:41 pm

  23. You are a liar

    by Queenboy on Jan 7, 2017 at 4:52 pm

  24. Hmmm cul one bro

    by dilarry on Jan 7, 2017 at 6:10 pm

  25. telll them oo

    by campps on Jan 7, 2017 at 6:56 pm

  26. Just passing…

    by Macnuel on Jan 7, 2017 at 9:55 pm

  27. Celestine@ re u sure of what u re sayin? Or abi u smoke expire weed ni??

    by Jr on Jan 7, 2017 at 10:23 pm

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